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Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

i don't get why (black people problems), why not just (white people solution)

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# ? Jul 8, 2015 17:48

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# ? May 6, 2024 06:32

ron color

Ace of Baes posted:

anime, burpees, confederate flags, dr. who, ecstasy, fasting (non-religious), gamergate, hummus, investing, juicers, kraftwerk, larping, monster trucks, nascar, okra, pregnancy yoga, qualuudes, rally cars, stevia, tamborines, ukeleles, valium, westerns, xanadu, yelp, zumba

who doesn't like this stuff

# ? Jul 8, 2015 17:51

joke_explainer

white people be like, "These jokes about white people I'm reading by black people on twitter are pretty funny and because of the racial hegemony I don't feel diminished by them at all. I think I'll steal them, then run them into ground with repetition. Let's start with this ugg boots one. Excellent."

# ? Jul 8, 2015 17:56

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

actually, ma'am, one could say that my diet is almost entirely comprised of macaroni and cheese

railroad terror posted:

I like old Modest Mouse better than new Modest Mouse

sounds the same to me?

ty bacalou!

# ? Jul 8, 2015 18:07

3D Megadoodoo

we really had fun at the music festival

# ? Jul 8, 2015 18:09

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

joke_explainer posted:

white people be like, "These jokes about white people I'm reading by black people on twitter are pretty funny and because of the racial hegemony I don't feel diminished by them at all. I think I'll steal them, then run them into ground with repetition. Let's start with this ugg boots one. Excellent."

ask me about getting really high

# ? Jul 8, 2015 18:21

dogcrash truther

Wool Festival

# ? Jul 8, 2015 18:23

pogi

joke_explainer posted:

white people be like, "These jokes about white people I'm reading by black people on twitter are pretty funny and because of the racial hegemony I don't feel diminished by them at all. I think I'll steal them, then run them into ground with repetition. Let's start with this ugg boots one. Excellent."

# ? Jul 8, 2015 18:23

bog pixie

dogcrash truther posted:

Wool Festival

# ? Jul 8, 2015 18:24

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

this bindi isn't cultural appropriation because

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# ? Jul 8, 2015 18:29

Bwee

joke_explainer posted:

white people be like, "These jokes about white people I'm reading by black people on twitter are pretty funny and because of the racial hegemony I don't feel diminished by them at all. I think I'll steal them, then run them into ground with repetition. Let's start with this ugg boots one. Excellent."

# ? Jul 8, 2015 18:33

bacalou

where all my white people at? oh, nevermind, i can look anywhere

# ? Jul 8, 2015 19:04

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

i saw a black person today lol

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# ? Jul 8, 2015 19:16

poverty goat

*sweater vest*

# ? Jul 8, 2015 19:47

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Griswolds!!!

# ? Jul 8, 2015 19:54

mouse in nature: Naturally

smoobles posted:

i love mayonnaise... whats on netflix?

dang you nailed it

# ? Jul 8, 2015 19:56

mouse in nature: Naturally

when i took some classes on race and ethnicity, the other white people in the class were terrible with their ignorance and privilege. it made me embarrassed about being white.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 19:58

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Ace of Baes posted:

anime, burpees, confederate flags, dr. who, ecstasy, fasting (non-religious), gamergate, hummus, investing, juicers, kraftwerk, larping, monster trucks, nascar, okra, pregnancy yoga, qualuudes, rally cars, stevia, tamborines, ukeleles, valium, westerns, xanadu, yelp, zumba

we didnt start the fiiiiiire

# ? Jul 8, 2015 20:02

Salmiakki

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

we didnt start the fiiiiiire

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Jul 8, 2015 20:05

fuck. marry. t-rex

Just listened to a NPR report on Black Twitter where white people said the phrase Black Twitter every sixth word for two minutes straight. Black Twitter.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 22:27

ulvir

wow, this traditional tibetan clothing would make a great halloween costume

# ? Jul 8, 2015 22:42

google THIS

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

we didnt start the fiiiiiire

google THIS posted:

LEONARD BERNSTEIN

# ? Jul 8, 2015 23:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The Goatfather posted:

i just vote republican because i like the idea of paying less taxes

*fewer

# ? Jul 8, 2015 23:02

railroad terror: choo choo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

*fewer

correcting grammar, very white-person like! A+++

# ? Jul 8, 2015 23:06

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

railroad terror posted:

correcting grammar, very white-person like! A+++

# ? Jul 8, 2015 23:06

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

It's the end of the world as we know it/We didn't start the fire mash-up

**dances out of rhythm and jerky**

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 23:11

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Splatmaster posted:

**dances out of rhythm and jerky**

*claps on the 1 and the 3*

ty bacalou!

# ? Jul 8, 2015 23:12

google THIS

Splatmaster posted:

**dances out of rhythm and jerky**

**looks chagrined at getting the songs mixed up but doesn't say anything and stands awkwardly until someone changes the subject**

# ? Jul 8, 2015 23:20

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

fema crisis actor posted:

*claps on the 1 and the 3*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOKpDidUq-w

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 23:21

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

**looks chagrined at getting the songs mixed up but doesn't say anything and stands awkwardly until someone changes the subject**

We Didn't Start the End of the World as we Know It is an awesome tune and you should be proud as all get-out for writing it and thanks!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 23:23

verily carefree

smoobles posted:

golfis extremely my poo poo

# ? Jul 9, 2015 00:59

dogcrash truther

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Just listened to a NPR report on Black Twitter where white people said the phrase Black Twitter every sixth word for two minutes straight. Black Twitter.

They like saying "Black Twitter" because it demeans black discourse and culture

# ? Jul 9, 2015 01:05

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

White people's bicycles cost more than their cars

# ? Jul 9, 2015 01:15

GEExCEE

woooorllddstarrr

# ? Jul 9, 2015 01:15

GEExCEE

I wonder if people who are colorblind can read this thread

# ? Jul 9, 2015 01:17

pogi

I used to work at a grocery store in the hood in Memphis. One time a customer came up and asked me what I was doing up at the register, he just saw me in the back. Turns out he had confused me for the only other white dude in the store, who worked in the meat department.

We had a nice laugh about it and he told me not to wear too many hats. The end.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 06:01

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.