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The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

I know there's far too much material to ever execute as a joke 1-man game, but Atma's CYOA's since new GBS deserve a shoutout for sure. Satan and Beelz need to show up at minimum once

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:08

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opus111: Jul 6, 2014

u should have a quest where you have to find NPC Two World's missing piece of bowel.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:11

Flo Cytometer: Apr 20, 2015; by Ralp

gnarlyhotep posted:

It could be one of those karma things, like in Fallout

..says the vault dweller

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:12

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:13

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Flo Cytometer posted:

..says the vault dweller

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:16

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

opus111 posted:

Make sure you get somebody to check your typing in the dialogue boxes.

Isn't it kind of more funny when things are spelled wrong? Kinda gives the full SA experience.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:17

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Post itt

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:21

Flo Cytometer: Apr 20, 2015; by Ralp

gnarlyhotep posted:

of course.. protecting the (shitpost) well.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:22

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

im in this game now

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:23

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

I want to live in a spooky gothic Xbox one.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:24

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

In this and many other realms.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:24

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

If you're going to add Ask/Tell put Agesilaus in it. He's the guy behind this smilie: :agesilaus:

He was a lawyer who thought that he was an aristocrat:

quote:

Don't get too far ahead of yourself, though. Humanity is still yet to recover in may ways; we have regressed politically, philosophically, culturally, and socially from Classical Greece. I can think of ways we are behind Ancient Rome, too. It's not hard to find people today that will talk about how we've lost certain positive values and practices; out in the colonies you might not have any physical ruins to squat around, but there's still the mire of intellectual and social ruin.

quote:

My life is great now, and it would be great in a better world, too. I get to read the Classics and apply them either way, living the life of a noble gentleman. If your strongest objection to what I'm saying is "well you would be at the bottom of society in your ideal world!", then surely you have to stop defending the instant world given that you're probably low class nobodies right now.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:27

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Need a good default player portrait for the character you are playing when they get in conversations. I'm thinking a neckbeard but I'm sure you guys have something better.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:32

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Windows 98 posted:

Need a good default player portrait for the character you are playing when they get in conversations. I'm thinking a neckbeard but I'm sure you guys have something better.

Also, there should be a monster somewhere for :aatrek:

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:34

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Need some volunteers for shop keepers or vendors in the Port of GBS

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:50

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Windows 98 posted:

Need a good default player portrait for the character you are playing when they get in conversations. I'm thinking a neckbeard but I'm sure you guys have something better.

pick one of these

they are mostly gooncamp pics :gooncamp:

http://fi.somethingawful.com/is/img82/9314/00032p6z9rf.jpg

:nws:

http://fi.somethingawful.com/is/img215/2786/00034w4q5oi.jpg

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:51

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

put me somewhere in the game, maybe shopkeeper or ask/tell. do you have a library

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:52

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Hogge Wild posted:

put me somewhere in the game, maybe shopkeeper or ask/tell. do you have a library

I can definitely make a library but I don't see how books will be very helpful in the game. Would you like to maybe be in the Spell Scrolls shop?

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:54

Gay Hitler: Dec 11, 2006; I'm gay as heil!

My quest line needs to involve making the army's uniforms more fashionable and or escaping to south america in a uboat

source: https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-part-01-of-04/view

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:54

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Windows 98 posted:

I can definitely make a library but I don't see how books will be very helpful in the game. Would you like to maybe be in the Spell Scrolls shop?

sure

# ? Jul 10, 2015 05:55

Hungriest Hippo: Jul 7, 2015

roll d20 to cast enlarge hitler, 1, im gay

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:00

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

can I be in the white noise pool

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:03

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

can I be in the white noise pool

you never left

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:04

AchtungBaby: Dec 5, 2007

Just put me in the game will ya?

I dunno like in an Inn in the gbs zone where I say references to "Sonic in the search of love".

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:06

Molothecat: Jul 25, 2007; Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

Please put me in your video game. I'd like to be a lurker in the background. Tia

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:07

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

gnarlyhotep posted:

you never left

I know thats why i think its perfect for the game!

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:07

Minimum Syntaxing: Oct 29, 2008; He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!

I call dibs on being a lurker

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:15

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

psot

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:16

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

angerbeet posted:

psot

you shut up

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:17

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

I went with this as the default player avatar.

Also the first quest has been added to the game. As well as the legendary item [Ring of Goatse]. I should have a quick preview of the Port of GBS up either late late tonight or tomorrow afternoon.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:20

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Make me an npc who's a human being.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:22

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

please add gender symbols as characters you can use in names

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:23

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Putty posted:

please add gender symbols as characters you can use in names

This might be possible but honestly there are like 120 different genders now and the only one that matters is Goku

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:23

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

i don't know the limits of the incredible software rpgmaker

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:23

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

I hope Lowtax tears your game a new one in his let's plays but I know he won't

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:25

PotatoManJack: Nov 9, 2009

I want to be the paradox keeper of the Let's Play section.

You see, you'll go to the Let's Play sub-forum, and you'll need to embark on a let's play of this game within the game itself, but then you'll end up having to do a let's play of the game within a let's play of the game, and so on and so forth until you break the cycle by killing the paradox keeper and burning Let's Play to the ground.

Or something along those lines

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:27