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Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.
“The next person who tells me something like, "Squiggle-gently caress the rightwise cock-swatter with a starboard jib," is going to get a knife to the throat.”

-- Scott Lynch Red Seas Under Red Skies

The lead character in the Gentlemen Bastards series is Locke Lamora and he's a wisecracking smartass. While there are hundreds of quotes of his that stick out to me, this one was the one that actually made me stop reading while I laughed.

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