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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
i could scarcely read the thread through the thick cloud of smoke that surrounds me always. the smoke carries me wherever I need, into the smallest cracks imaginable. i haven't walked in years

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot

Yonkers posted:

(tobacco company voice) this is not a library

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by zen death robot

Bo-Pepper posted:

just me sitting at home painting some plastic boobs but i'm not smoking which is key here

they're supposed to be pewter, not plastic... what the hell, bopeps...

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by zen death robot

pig slut lisa posted:

how;s everyone doing w their goals

i kicked the habit dead center between the goalposts, winning the game

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by zen death robot
i feel the op's pain, I've been waiting on FedEx for 4 hours and not smoking, a delicious coffee shop and southern cooking place literally no more than 15 yards to my right, phone almost dead, and the smells for sure being enhanced by secret FedEx employees to trick me. my faith sustains me

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by zen death robot
if you are getting a buzz from nicotine and you don't reek of smoke, flame, and additives, sticking to your fingers, mouth, clothes, skin, and soul, then you are cheating and real smokers are going to spit on you, dealing 5 acid-type damage

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by zen death robot
I got so angry and stressed I crushed a pen in my hands in front of my aggressor, its blood flowing between my fingers. time for a smoke

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