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racerabbit
Sep 8, 2011

"HI, I WANT TO HUG PINS NUTS."
:frolf:

Chimera-gui posted:

If it makes you feel better Ape, you're not the only one who had trouble with the Leaper race.

Me too. I was terrible at it. And I never finished this game. I got to one part much, much, MUCH later, and gave up. When that part comes up, I'll point it out so y'all can laugh at my poor skills.

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Yapping Eevee
Nov 12, 2011

STAND TOGETHER.
FIGHT WITH HONOR.
RESTORE BALANCE.

Eevees play for free.
So, can we eventually get an uncensored compilation video of all the stuff Ape and kalon spoil? :v: Not a serious request.

kalonZombie
May 24, 2010

D&D 3.5 Book of Erotic Fantasy
I try to be vague with my spoilers, but Ape sometimes just out and out blurts spoilers to make Heave and I do actual editing work.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Keep it up, Apeman. :waycool:

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

When I start doing LPs, I fully expect them to do the same to me.

The Heavenator
Feb 28, 2011

BangBangBang! Commando of the Galaxy

Episode 3: Nobody Tell Kojima Uncut | Cut

Chimera-gui
Mar 20, 2014
Ah yes the Dune Hopper, easily my personal favorite of the off-road vehicles. There's just something satisfying about leaping off the top of a sand dune while activating a turbo at the same time.

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


okay, that settles it, the king guy is jack's dad isn't he

kalonZombie
May 24, 2010

D&D 3.5 Book of Erotic Fantasy

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

When I start doing LPs, I fully expect them to do the same to me.

Except I've never played The Darkness.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Wow, usually it's not till at least the halfway point before games start giving your bad minigames and padding to do.

kalonZombie posted:

Except I've never played The Darkness.

We know how great your thirst for revenge is. You'd click through the The Darkness wiki and spoil random plot points during the videos just to spite him!

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

The Heavenator posted:

Episode 3: Nobody Tell Kojima Uncut | Cut

Somebody has forgotten to update the OP

The Heavenator
Feb 28, 2011

BangBangBang! Commando of the Galaxy

Episode 4: A Nature Documentary About Dune Buggies Uncut | Cut

Chimera-gui
Mar 20, 2014
The thing with Light Jak powers is that they are extremely useful but eat through your Light Eco bar quickly and Light Eco itself is harder to come-by beyond a few set points. If you get enough Orbs to unlock and turn on unlimited Light Jak though, you are functionally invincible without even activating the actual invincibility.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVwtpPjgt3M

The Heavenator
Feb 28, 2011

BangBangBang! Commando of the Galaxy
Okay, my computer is refusing to encode videos, so there will be a delay in updates until I can figure something out. Sorry.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

To be fair, it's not really an LP without technical delays at some point. :v:

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Xoidanor posted:

To be fair, it's not really an LP without technical delays at some point. :v:
Boy, ain't that the truth. :smith:

The Heavenator
Feb 28, 2011

BangBangBang! Commando of the Galaxy
:frogsiren::frogsiren::frogsiren::frogsiren::frogsiren: WE'RE BACK:frogsiren::frogsiren::frogsiren::frogsiren::frogsiren:

Computer issues are sorted, everything is running better than before, so have the update a bit early:


Episode 5: Jakoff and Daxterbating Uncut | Cut

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Wait, so there is an actual difference between cut and uncut? :psyduck:

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Do the Dark and Light crystals actually end up doing anything? I don't seem to remember them doing so, even in the plot.

The Heavenator
Feb 28, 2011

BangBangBang! Commando of the Galaxy
There is a plot reason we are collecting all this bullshit

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

You have to collect all the Eco Crystals to realize the ultimate power of Eco Control and fulfil the destiny of the ultimate lifeform.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Xoidanor posted:

Wait, so there is an actual difference between cut and uncut? :psyduck:

Are you not sure what the two mean or just poking fun at them because they talk over cutscenes regardless or something?

Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012

Xoidanor posted:

Wait, so there is an actual difference between cut and uncut? :psyduck:

This is a joke that belongs in Kalon's Ratchet and Clank thread.

The Heavenator
Feb 28, 2011

BangBangBang! Commando of the Galaxy

Episode 6: The Anti-PETA Uncut | Cut

Some morning update to start your day off right.

kalonZombie
May 24, 2010

D&D 3.5 Book of Erotic Fantasy
Here's that one-handed speedrun of Vanquish I was talking about late into the video. Dude is better with video games in one hand than I am with both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6luoR2vmQl0

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


I am astounded that Ape didn't get muted for that.

:allears:

Also, there's one guy who played the entirety of Abe's Oddyssee/Exoddus while being blind because the audio cues were perfect enough that he could play just by sound.

SirSamVimes fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Aug 28, 2015

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

:psyduck: Man, I don't even remember this part.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

kalonZombie posted:

Here's that one-handed speedrun of Vanquish I was talking about late into the video. Dude is better with video games in one hand than I am with both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6luoR2vmQl0

That version only goes up to 480p, GDQ has the HQ Version on their channel.

And yes, the dude is insane, the next time behind his personal best is 13 minutes slower.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
There's a pro fighting game player that has such heavy physical disabilities that he lies on a motorized stretcher/wheelchair combo, using his face to utterly wreck people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83nSodg-HTU

Nalesh fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Aug 29, 2015

kalonZombie
May 24, 2010

D&D 3.5 Book of Erotic Fantasy

Kurieg posted:

That version only goes up to 480p, GDQ has the HQ Version on their channel.

I tried looking for this but I couldn't find it. Thanks.

The Heavenator
Feb 28, 2011

BangBangBang! Commando of the Galaxy
Apologies for the delay in this one, power outages and long weekends happened.


Episode 7: John Cena Very Uncut | Uncut | Cut

So in the video we mentioned bat bombs and pigeon missiles, here's a good article discussing both of them. Or if you prefer videos here's a video talking about the pigeon missiles.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

John Cena is wonderfully animated.
That is some real good animation.


(He closes one eye when he whips his pistol out)

gatesealer
Apr 9, 2011

i hated that missile mission so much. I died so many times before actually beating it.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Where does the very uncut version divulge from the uncut? I just watched the very, and I want to see the difference.

The Heavenator
Feb 28, 2011

BangBangBang! Commando of the Galaxy
Probably should of posted this with the update, but it's 13 minutes exactly where they diverge. The Uncut version has more facts about the game and us talking about bat bombs and pigeon missiles, and Very Uncut is Kalon and Ape being dumb for 9 minutes.

Regardless of which version people watch totally check out the links I posted about the pigeon missiles if you're not already familiar with that invention. It is super cool.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.
I'm pretty sure they're being dumb for 9 minutes in all three :v:

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

You can't put "super uncut" into the title and expect us to watch anything else.

kalonZombie
May 24, 2010

D&D 3.5 Book of Erotic Fantasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMm5KYuaAIs

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The Heavenator
Feb 28, 2011

BangBangBang! Commando of the Galaxy
Dammit kalon, why'd you have to go posting that crap in here. Don't watch that. That show is awful.

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