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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

KaiserSchnitzel posted:

At least fags get laid you pathetic anime virgin
The freaking all ears goddamn emoticon!

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

In Training posted:

I'm going to watch e-sports.
They're the same thing, let's not diminish the achievements of gamers.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Boy: Hey Billy! Hey Joey! Come on in. There's plenty of room.
Sorry, not you, Lunchmeat LArry.
LML: Why not?
[boy points to sign, "No Larrys Club"]
But you let in Larry Parrish.
Larry Parrish.: [pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck!
Boy: It says no Larry_s_. We're allowed to have one.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Ralp named me Lunchmeat Larry. Larry is my slave name
Name this guy Meatless Martha.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

In Training posted:

I wish I could go to an arcade
Maybe you should just listen to indie rock classic Funeral by The Arcade Fire.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pablo Gigante posted:

This post is fairly Win.
Where there's a will...

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

What did you think?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

liquid courage posted:

drinking an arrogant bastard, about to watch hannibal and gonna play some megaman & bass in a bit.
What is his name?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I'm playing Smash Bros. with my girlfriend.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

His name is Steve and he's black probably.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Mario Maker and 3D World.
3D World is one of the best Marios.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pablo Gigante posted:

I play bass in a band right now but I actually have thought about doing exactly this lol
You should learn the bass part to Born Under Punches.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The nice thing about Disgaea is that you don't really have to grind to get through the story, but if you like obsessing over stats and mechanics in RPGs you can do the bonus content.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I'm going to die to the Moonlight Butterfly in Dark Souls more.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I've tried standing very still in the hopes that it won't be able to see me and that hasn't worked at all.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Don't tell me what it is.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

apropos to nothing posted:

the moonlight butterfly is the metal gear rex of dark souls
No, I haven't given up yet. I've only fought it twice. I just assumed I would die more before I win.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

In Training posted:

Accidentally beat the Moonlight Butterfly while I was tooling around with my load out before the Chrysalis fight in PW.
I was trying to figure out a chrysalis/butterfly joke, but I mod Games, so

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

SM64Guy posted:

it explains why he has such a tough time with all these bosses
Entire list of games I played prior to 2015:

Bejeweled
Super Mario World (up to Cheese Bridge)
Deus Ex training portion
Netflix
Pokemon (two battles on a friend's cartridge)
Bejeweled 2

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

lesbian baphomet posted:

Have you gotten past the Cheese Bridge yet?
I later encountered some dinosaurs on a wheel and they shot fireballs at me, and then the floor fell out from under me. I couldn't get past that part because when I tried to get onto the platforms, the dinosaurs got a free attack on me.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I could probably get past it, but honestly, Iggy already took frame-perfect timing, and after my 40 or 50th run on the level my hands start to hurt.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

zen death robot posted:

technically zoq is the only imp zone mod now
I don't know if one person can handle the heavy Imp Zone workload.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I killed the butterfly using the Gold Pine Resin I got back in Undead Burg.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

lesbian baphomet posted:

Yeah but it's the butterfly especially. he doesnt try to pull any crazy tricks or have ways to exploit his AI or have a particular spot to stand or strategy to use. Like yeah you can cheese it with sorcery or the witch or w/e else, but the fight on its own mechanics is almost nothing but entirely straightforward Attack Tell->Dodge. You dont even need to care about positioning because you're stuck on a little bridge and he's flying to the side shooting
I think I might have gotten there too early, because I went back trying to figure out where to go next, encountered the Bell Gargoyles, and easily defeated them.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I'll make the Derpy Klurf gangtag.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I'm in Blighttown.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I don't know if I just did a ton of damage or the Capra Demon doesn't have much health but I beat him by just swinging my sword a lot.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

rediscover posted:

perhaps... both ?
One of the weird things about playing blind is I have no idea if I'm under or over-powered for where I am.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Action Tortoise posted:

it's like taurus demon where if you stay real close it can't do much.
Oh, I just stayed out of range and threw firebombs at him.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Action Tortoise posted:

if you took down gargoyles no sweat then you were in good shape on your way to capra.
I got a really good sword off the black knight on the stairs in Undead Burg. Felt nice, I'd been waiting the whole game to kill him.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Action Tortoise posted:

you got a lucky drop, no wonder you've been breezing past everything.
I wish I'd had it for that stupid butterfly.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

In Training posted:

Black knight equipment is sick across the board
I'm glad I was handed a pity sword because the game could detect my badness.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

apropos to nothing posted:

stay strong gamer
I got to the swamp. The swamp seems obnoxious but it's not Blighttown so I love it.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

My first three attempts on Ornstein and Smough ended in failure, but my shield is so stable that I can block any of their attacks, including Ornstein's full four-hit combo and Smough's big jump attack, and still have some stamina. So I think I'm going to get it. I should be able to kill Ornstein in... 6 to 8 hits, I think, I just need to keep them both on one side of me.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I think I can get some hits on Ornstein when he's doing his ranged lightning attack by running, rolling under the lightning spear, and then attacking. Just like dealing with the Dragonslayer Bow knights. But I have to test it.

I think my problem is just not dodging carefully enough, I'm relying a bit too much on my extremely good shield.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Beating Seath the Scaleless, hopefully.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Sif fight in Dark Souls was extremely cool.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pablo Gigante posted:

I played some Wolfenstein: The New Order since I'm trying to work on my backlog and it's not a super long game. I might play some FFXIII before I go to bed since I moved my old TV and PS3 into the bedroom
This is bad for your sleep... but it's great for gaming. Hell yeah.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

net cafe scandal posted:

Wtf is going on.
lmao

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Live by the 'POS, die by the 'POS.

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