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- alnilam
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loved one: "Angio sarcoma? How...what are the odds? Oh god..."
me: "Hmm, yes, what are the odds...hah hah..."
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Jul 12, 2015 04:08
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BE GAY
DO CRIME
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let's pass around the hat and collect platelets for mapparu
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Jul 12, 2015 04:28
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- Mapparu
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i passed from blood loss but im glad my byob pals helped me recover
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Jul 12, 2015 05:55
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- Mapparu
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When you do this, make sure there is a small radio next to the tub playing that Alice song by Jefferson airship ala fear and lotheing
Serious part: what is the relative humidity where you are, how much water do you drink?
i live in california, its dry and i am not much of a liquid drinker
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Jul 12, 2015 05:56
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by zen death robot
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i live in california, its dry and i am not much of a liquid drinker
are you actually a cactus? ?
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Jul 12, 2015 13:48
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lmao
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Jul 12, 2015 13:52
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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i live in california, its dry and i am not much of a liquid drinker
wtf
I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake
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Jul 12, 2015 14:25
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finding blood is no fun either, turning it in to police and if no one collects it it's yours.
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Jul 12, 2015 16:38
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the trick to having the perfect summer bod is to lose just the right amount of blood. If you dont lose enough, you'll look terrible in that swimsuit you just bought, but if you lose too much, you'll die.
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Jul 12, 2015 17:15
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by zen death robot
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ugh, i lost 5 pounds, but it's all just blood weight. i'll get that back when my heart starts beating again -_\\
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Jul 12, 2015 17:18
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- Piso Mojado
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5lbs is 5lbs whether it is blood weight, water weight, or fat weight. Keep it up sistah, YOU LOOK GREAT!!!
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Jul 12, 2015 17:21
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by zen death robot
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*absolutely bloated with blood* ugh, this mosquito lifestyle is killing me
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Jul 12, 2015 17:23
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- Piso Mojado
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Serious question- do you think vampires try to stay healthy by drinking the blood of fit people since fat people are loaded with cholesterol?
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Jul 12, 2015 17:26
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- Piso Mojado
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"Oh there goes Vlad again with that smug smile of his. Yeah we get it Vlad - you drained a yoga instructor before most of us even got out of our coffins. And what's on his arm? Is that a Fit Bit?! Christ, that guy is a dick"
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Jul 12, 2015 17:29
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by zen death robot
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Vampire conscious of the suffering of animals: I only suck the blood from vegans. Even if they have honey, I won't suck their blood.
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Jul 12, 2015 17:33
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- weird
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ugh, i lost 5 pounds, but it's all just blood weight. i'll get that back when my heart starts beating again -_\\
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Jul 12, 2015 18:56
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Watc h out for Noseferatu
Primo pun
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Jul 12, 2015 19:11
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- dogcrash truther
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Blood can neither be created nor destroyed
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Jul 12, 2015 19:11
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- Hello Meow
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your body is balancing your humours, just let it happen
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Jul 14, 2015 04:05
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- Mapparu
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RIP mapparu. Past.away due to exsanguination
thank you
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Jul 15, 2015 09:21
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- social vegan
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cool blood, op
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Jul 15, 2015 13:50
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- google THIS
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did you find your blood yet
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Jul 15, 2015 23:22
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- thewireguy
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If it doesn't kill you, you will be stronger like goku.
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Jul 23, 2015 15:22
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- social vegan
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while it's coming out did it spell anything? maybe ur just in the title card scene of a movie op?
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Jul 23, 2015 15:22
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- Mapparu
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all of the blood that i have lost is back in my body. thank you for asking.
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Jul 23, 2015 18:00
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- ron color
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give back the blood!
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Jul 23, 2015 22:33
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- fema crisis actor
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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To make new blood I think you only need juice and cookies, that's what they give me after I give some blood
E: it's really cool and good to give blood
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Jul 24, 2015 04:06
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knife to meet you
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To make new blood I think you only need juice and cookies, that's what they give me after I give some blood
E: it's really cool and good to give blood
i cannot donate blood because my blood is toxic and might cause anaphylaxis. So next time give double the amount so i can feel good about myself
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Jul 24, 2015 04:22
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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i hope this is not MAPPARU'S blood!!
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Jul 24, 2015 04:23
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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... she said as she awoke, not sure what happened last night
just playing world of tanks, aka resident evil the original
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i went to the skin i coughed up blood.
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