im losing blood (serious post)

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > im losing blood (serious post)

Piso Mojado

the trick to having the perfect summer bod is to lose just the right amount of blood. If you dont lose enough, you'll look terrible in that swimsuit you just bought, but if you lose too much, you'll die.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 17:15

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 03:43

Piso Mojado

5lbs is 5lbs whether it is blood weight, water weight, or fat weight. Keep it up sistah, YOU LOOK GREAT!!!

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 17:21

Piso Mojado

Serious question- do you think vampires try to stay healthy by drinking the blood of fit people since fat people are loaded with cholesterol?

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 17:26

Piso Mojado

"Oh there goes Vlad again with that smug smile of his. Yeah we get it Vlad - you drained a yoga instructor before most of us even got out of our coffins. And what's on his arm? Is that a Fit Bit?! Christ, that guy is a dick"

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 17:29

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