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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > The MMO HMO > Revival - Mature Lovecraftian horror MMO
 
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neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007
 Will this allow you to do a remake of swap.avi?

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neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Angela Christine posted:

LOL.


At some point they went full retard and started posting fan fiction of their game that doesn't exist in the weekly developer blog. Starting with 'A Day in the Life of a Cook' because cooks are fascinating. Here is the spellbinding tale of Marlena and the Mutton Pies:


TL;DR, I know. But just look at the size of that thing. Some dev must have spent hours on that. Then the other 3 guys all had to read it and jack off on it. And then the did several more just like it.

https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/24-weekly-blog-update-24-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-cook
https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/31-weekly-blog-30-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-crook
https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/28-weekly-blog-update-27-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-mercenary
https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/34-weekly-blog-update-33-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-magickal-practitioner

Why not just murder all other fish pie sellers and cover their corpses in poo poo in piss as a warning to others?

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neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Rough Lobster posted:

I'm envisioning a scenario where the group leader finally scrapes together enough dudes to do a dungeon, and you're all about to head in when you notice the healer has really low hp because he forgot his sex buff. Then you're like, well we might wipe if this guy dies, I guess I better suck his dick real fast so he's got that buff. Oh wait the dicksuck buff only increases magic regeneration, I've actually got to let him buttfuck me for the HP buff.

Like do you pick the shame of having some random guy sodomize you for victory or the shame of having everyone die and deal with whatever eldritch convoluted hell bullshit you gotta deal with.

I think the shame of taking anything that happens in a video game seriously is worse.

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neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Ra Ra Rasputin posted:

Does the relieving yourself buff stack with the sex buff? I need to know how to best min/max my character.

Peeing in someone's butt it the meta.

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