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Sep 3, 2011

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Angela Christine posted:

Oh god, I chuckled at all the idiots who spent money on imaginary spaceships, but party of me really really wants this imaginary house: https://www.revivalgame.com/store/housing/700950 :ohdear:

Luckily I don't have $400 to spend on imaginary houses.

That wood flooring though

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Angela Christine posted:

LOL, $30 dollar house. The cheapest unheated tenement room in the most dangerous neighborhood is $34. https://www.revivalgame.com/store/housing/500257 And the crime rating is so high you are basically guaranteed to get robbed, raped and murdered every day. An identical shabby room in a safer neighborhood is $41. A basic furniture package is $5 more.

The smart plan is to seduce a whale.

Reclaimer posted:

That wood flooring though

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kloa posted:

can...can I sex the fish?!

Buddy, you'd be a fool not to.

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Angela Christine posted:

There are also a fuckton of pictures of the $$$ Estates. Given their pricing model, the fact that there are only 5 per server, and the way they are hyping them they are going to be at least $1000, but I wouldn't be surprised by $2000 or $2500 at this point.











That... wood flooring... tho...

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Angela Christine posted:

I was pretty tempted for a while there. Almost bought this $80 hovel: https://www.revivalgame.com/store/housing/700697 It's in the farm district so the house comes with a plot of farm land. I liked farming in Archeage. Luckily someone sniped it before I could lose my mind. None of the remaining farm houses have the cool window, so I should be safe now.


Dat window.


Illfonic being too incompetent for Star Citizen is making me feel pretty good about not buying though.

No wood flooring :colbert:

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Angela Christine posted:

Games without games. Just give us money and then imagine the game you would like to be playing. Post-modern gaming?

:perfect:

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Angela Christine posted:

This week was also the launch of the $5 wall/floor upgrade kits. Make your house look like you aren't a slovenly bum who hasn't done any basic maintenance in 50 years! Official gallery here: https://imgur.com/a/o010H

One of the suckers noticed that the upgrade kits don't affect the ceilings in cottages, so you still have holes in your roof like it's some abandoned crapshack.





LOL. Bro, do you even thatch?

oh poo poo wood flooring upgrades :flashfap:

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Angela Christine posted:

One of the devs was on some podcast. I don't like podcasts so I didn't watch very much. Apparently they plan to sell swords IRL. If anyone wants to mine for funny, it's here: http://www.twitch.tv/feedmepixelslive/v/31177643

Are you going to buy a sword?

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Angela Christine posted:

If I was the sort of person who bought swords I'd already have some. :colbert:

You have swords!?

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Angela Christine posted:

Oh, almost forgot, you can also use a ship as a home (once ships exist).

:black101:

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