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Somewhere, a Skyrim modder pauses from designing making GBS threads dicknipples and sniffs uncertainly at the air.
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Oh wait, these are the Star Citizen FPS guys. Guess they're putting that toilet tech to good use.
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The Marauder posted:The invasion has begun and the game isn't even out yet. It looks like the house purchase page thingy lets you pick a server. The real question is can you gently caress and poop at the same time.
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Jul 14, 2015 00:20
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Once you have a complex loving system in your game, that's the only thing that will be in your game. Every expansion will only get worse. Ten years from now, when goons invade and attempt to create a 50 man human centipede, they'll find out that's the most highbrow cultural event in years.
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Jul 14, 2015 00:32
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This is Illfonic taking a good, hard look at the Star Citizen bunny guy and saying "Yeah, that's the audience we want"
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Jul 14, 2015 00:50
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Angela Christine posted:Oh god, I chuckled at all the idiots who spent money on imaginary spaceships, but party of me really really wants this imaginary house: https://www.revivalgame.com/store/housing/700950 They are actually pretty houses. It's just that any game with loving is going to have a playerbase that will make other MMOs look like well adjusted human beings by comparison. The concept itself isn't bad, aside from the shitfucking bit. It's also still just a concept made by a company that has, as of yet, failed to deliver an FPS based on the Crysis engine. Also shitfucking.
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Jul 14, 2015 01:37
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Think there's a toilet or do you just poo poo on the floor?
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Jul 14, 2015 03:16
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Life time insurance on your house. They just have to get some basic bodily fluids physics working and arena commander will be up and running
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Jul 14, 2015 05:40
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CharlestonJew posted:LTI won't protect your house from being covered in poo poo, piss, and cum Experience Revival today by inviting a hobo to live with you
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Jul 15, 2015 02:31
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Angela Christine posted:This terrible game is like catnip to me. I can't stop reading about it. Just read a devblog that claims there will be no rape. No rape! Also no marriage, no way that bitch is getting half my stuff. Slavery is fine though. Someone looked at Second Life and asked "How can we get the same quality of community?"
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Jul 16, 2015 21:48
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These are the guys who couldn't make a functional FPS out of Cryengine and they're making an MMO.
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Aug 18, 2015 18:58
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Tormented posted:I'm not totally sure what their long term plans around for recruiting new people who don't throw money on buying a house once all the houses are bought up. Seeing this is something that most people are going to want long term are they just going to open more servers and segment their small population even more? Given that they, an FPS company, had serious difficulties releasing an FPS using Cryengine, it'd take a miracle for this to be a real thing.
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Sep 3, 2015 17:52
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I'm excited about writing things with poop or making art maybe.
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Sep 10, 2015 01:15
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Rough Lobster posted:I'm envisioning a scenario where the group leader finally scrapes together enough dudes to do a dungeon, and you're all about to head in when you notice the healer has really low hp because he forgot his sex buff. Then you're like, well we might wipe if this guy dies, I guess I better suck his dick real fast so he's got that buff. Oh wait the dicksuck buff only increases magic regeneration, I've actually got to let him buttfuck me for the HP buff. Maybe there will be a Fluffer class.
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Sep 10, 2015 16:59
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I want to be a fecomancer.
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Sep 15, 2015 22:40
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Angela Christine posted:I haven't been able to find anything about poop mechanics, but the need to do laundry is confirmed! Isn't this supposed to be in the middle ages? NPCs should think you're uppity if you're not completely covered in your own poo poo. Adventure Pigeon fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Sep 24, 2015 |
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Sep 24, 2015 19:10
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If they manage to start allowing people to wander purdy areas outside houses, I might upgrade my hopes for this game from grimdark star citizen to may be a thing someday. The houses are looking nice though.
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Dec 2, 2015 04:44
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Angela Christine posted:What else is Illfonic up to, you ask? Cutting edge stuff. Like a Zombie Survival FPS! I do not know if I want loving in this one.
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On the other hand, maybe they're going for HellMOO with graphics.
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