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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


The Goatfather posted:


in a few months we'll all see cthulhu in every one of these

That actually made it less disturbing

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Lord of Pie posted:

That actually made it less disturbing

the one thing we can say for sure is that there are no puppies in rick scott.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
lol another "me too!!" presidential run designed to sell books and/or get a fox news gig. this is like #15 in july of the previous year. i guess they might as well since they're going to be crushed by the democrats/the will of the american people no matter what

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I'm from Wisconsin. Walker is a piece of poo poo, a corporate tool, and a puppet for the Koch brothers.

Funny thing, even conservatives here are finally giving up their blind and ignorant love for him. It's sort of sad to see them admit that he's a piece of poo poo, but also relieving. A local conservative AM radio host cracked a few months back and interrupts completely unrelated topics just to say how much he hates Walker. It could be about the new local baseball team and something he mentions happens to remind him of Scooter, so he goes into a few minute tirade of how much he hates him. It's pretty amusing.

"So the Kenosha Kingfish have their new ballpark and people are out in the parking lot tailgating. It's a beautiful day and people are driving in here like crazy. The road to the parking area is falling apart though. That's because that IDIOT Walker turned down the funding to......."

Then you have people like my brother who is a failing business owner (probably blames Obama) and will vote for Walker or Trump. We were having a discussion about ebola and he said that Liberia should be quarantined and everyone there should be left to die. I asked him to confirm if he truly believed the words he just spoke because I couldn't believe he said that. He said yes, he truly believes that they should all have been left to die to prevent spreading the disease.

That's the type of person who will vote for Walker. gently caress 'em all.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

The Goatfather posted:

the general election will be bernie sanders vs donald trump and the whole campaign will basically just be donald trump setting fires and bernie having a good laugh about it

i dont understand someone who actually supports donald trump.

like even beyond running companies into the ground, he's spent the past 20 years cultivating this persona as an arrogant, unrelateable wind-bag, a key issue for stupid people.

if i already had a trillion dollars whatever let it burn i got mine.

but how is he going to convince people in macon georgia to vote for the ultimate big-city carpet bagger

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



shiksa posted:

i dont understand someone who actually supports donald trump.

like even beyond running companies into the ground, he's spent the past 20 years cultivating this persona as an arrogant, unrelateable wind-bag, a key issue for stupid people.

if i already had a trillion dollars whatever let it burn i got mine.

but how is he going to convince people in macon georgia to vote for the ultimate big-city carpet bagger

hes going to invade china to get all the jobs back

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

shiksa posted:

i dont understand someone who actually supports donald trump.

like even beyond running companies into the ground, he's spent the past 20 years cultivating this persona as an arrogant, unrelateable wind-bag, a key issue for stupid people.

if i already had a trillion dollars whatever let it burn i got mine.

but how is he going to convince people in macon georgia to vote for the ultimate big-city carpet bagger

Most people vote for a persona, not based on issues, and D. Trump is a pretty cool persona

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

shiksa posted:

i dont understand someone who actually supports donald trump.

like even beyond running companies into the ground, he's spent the past 20 years cultivating this persona as an arrogant, unrelateable wind-bag, a key issue for stupid people.

if i already had a trillion dollars whatever let it burn i got mine.

but how is he going to convince people in macon georgia to vote for the ultimate big-city carpet bagger

He is the only candidate that has an aggressively anti-immigration platform so he gets a lot of support even though he could never win a primary or general election.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
As I mentioned in the Sanders thread, the popular vote doesn't mean jack poo poo because of the electoral college.

But hey, go hog wild for your chosen woman, man, manta, or wookie, it doesn't make a god drat bit of difference.

:911::peanut::911:

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

gnarlyhotep posted:

As I mentioned in the Sanders thread, the popular vote doesn't mean jack poo poo because of the electoral college.

But hey, go hog wild for your chosen woman, man, manta, or wookie, it doesn't make a god drat bit of difference.

:911::peanut::911:

ah yes, the george bush gambit

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


He's gonna walker his way into the white house (he's not)

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Doctor J Off posted:

ah yes, the george bush gambit

The rich will put whomever the gently caress they want in power, so you might as well enjoy yourself while you can. It's been going on since before our parents were born.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Even my friend's GOP loving dipshit brother posts about how much he hates Scott Walker on facebook, and we're in Wisconsin.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

gnarlyhotep posted:

As I mentioned in the Sanders thread, the popular vote doesn't mean jack poo poo because of the electoral college.

But hey, go hog wild for your chosen woman, man, manta, or wookie, it doesn't make a god drat bit of difference.

:911::peanut::911:

Basically in order to restore hope to gnarlyhotep's heart we have to get Bernie Sanders elected.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

I'm glad walker has single-handedly obliterated wisconsin's economy and its education system. they voted him in, they deserve it.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Basically in order to restore hope to gnarlyhotep's heart we have to get Bernie Sanders elected.

Well since I already know the rich control the "election", there's no hope involved.

But if it makes you happy then yes, you try and do that! :)

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

i hope everyone dies

I have granted your Wish. As of July 14th 2115, everyone currently alive on this planet will be dead.

Also that is the year that they finally find MH370.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

gnarlyhotep posted:

Well since I already know the rich control the "election", there's no hope involved.

But if it makes you happy then yes, you try and do that! :)

I don't think we can quite get to mass executions of the rich, but we're gonna try to get a socialist president for you.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I don't think we can quite get to mass executions of the rich, but we're gonna try to get a socialist president for you.

You cute little naive poster

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Donald Trump is going to build a giant death wall on the border with a tiny door he'll open when he needs exploitable labor for the Camp Trump deathcamps and Trump-Trump Golf luxury minigolf courses.

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
I have a co worker who moved from Wisconsin to Illinois for his outright hatred of Walker.

Can't wait to see 95% of the GOP candidates get eviscerated in debates.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Ringo Star Get posted:

I have a co worker who moved from Wisconsin to Illinois

There's a difference?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

Donald Trump is going to build a giant death wall on the border with a tiny door he'll open when he needs exploitable labor for the Camp Trump deathcamps and Trump-Trump Golf luxury minigolf courses.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Ringo Star Get posted:

Can't wait to see 95% of the GOP candidates get eviscerated in debates.

Can't wait for 95% of the GOP candidates to burn out in the righteous fire that is The Donald.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb27oPxHtXQ

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Is the person who wrote this literally retarded or just figuratively retarded?

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

who should i vote for to achieve maximum vroom vroom?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Whiskey Sours posted:

Is the person who wrote this literally retarded or just figuratively retarded?

who cares

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

a real jerk posted:

who should i vote for to achieve maximum vroom vroom?

vote for your own dick because voting doesn't mean dick

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Wouldn't mind living in a country that really embraced the Evil aesthetic.

Skulls on everything and black cloaks and full faced helmets everywhere. Also no need to change our foreign or domestic policies.

I wonder what Mordor's healthcare was like. It's been a while but weren't their Orcs bigger and healthier than other natural ones? They came pretty close to those roided up super-Orcs that one guy made.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

gnarlyhotep posted:

vote for your own dick because voting doesn't mean dick

are you ok with that?

like do you plan to do anything about it or are you just gonna post like a wise internet badass all night long?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

a real jerk posted:

are you ok with that?

like do you plan to do anything about it or are you just gonna post like a wise internet badass all night long?

ahahaha

oh so there's another agenda at work here

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
If Scott Walker becomes president he can finally have those people who make fun of his bald spot killed

KongMu
May 8, 2005



War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
I'm "The Rich" and this year I appoint Ted Cruz to be president and Donald trump to be vice president sorry everyone but thats what you get :shrug:

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

KongMu posted:

I'm "The Rich" and this year I appoint Ted Cruz to be president and Donald trump to be vice president sorry everyone but thats what you get :shrug:

Ooh, you devious rascal! :mad:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

KongMu posted:

I'm "The Rich" and this year I appoint Ted Cruz to be president and Donald trump to be vice president sorry everyone but thats what you get :shrug:

that's all you need, as long as they put your policies in effect

just look at GW Bush, he was dumb as a god drat post and still got those policies through

Obama is much more intelligent and makes them more palatable to the intelligent people

so who you got next rich man

Ted Cruz? Yeah, why not

Makes as much sense as any of the others

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

gnarlyhotep posted:

ahahaha

oh so there's another agenda at work here

you're depressing

find somewhere else to masturbate

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

a real jerk posted:

you're depressing

find somewhere else to masturbate

ahhahaha

find another reality to fawn over

KongMu
May 8, 2005



War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

gnarlyhotep posted:

that's all you need, as long as they put your policies in effect

just look at GW Bush, he was dumb as a god drat post and still got those policies through

Obama is much more intelligent and makes them more palatable to the intelligent people

so who you got next rich man

We will have to see who comes out and says they dislike mexicans more. They will be appointed because I as the rich say so.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Arian_Samurai posted:

If Scott Walker becomes president he can finally have those people who make fun of his bald spot killed

It would create a alternate universe similar to when Biff has the sports almanac.

I love how Wisconsin is economically depressed depressed despite trying all of Scott's right wing economic cures.

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