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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Scott Walker 2016: "Well fuck." - A Koch
 
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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I wonder what Mordor's healthcare was like. It's been a while but weren't their Orcs bigger and healthier than other natural ones? They came pretty close to those roided up super-Orcs that one guy made.

http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/o/orcliquor.html

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Orc-liquor
A potion of the Orcs

A brew that served the Orcs in much the same way that miruvor was used by the Elves and their allies: it granted renewed energy and strength to those who drank it. Nothing is known of the origins or contents of the orc-liquor, but drinking it was said to cause a burning sensation, after which a feeling of heat spread through the body.


Eh, it has to be better than this:
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