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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Ahaha. Berman interviewing Griffey without a mic.

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I thought the rules were that you get 30 seconds extra for each dinger over 420, with a maximum of 60 seconds.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Shadow Ninja 64 posted:

They changed it to what they just did, with 2 over 425 feet giving 30 seconds.

Was that the change they made due to the possible bad weather?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Rizzo. :smith:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Poque posted:

hahahaha was that overhead shot the one they called foul?

Ha. I think it was. Umps even loving up the Home Run Derby.


Also, Kris Bryant tweeted out the gloves, socks and cleats he'll be wearing tonight and they are loving awesome.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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What the gently caress? Berman's stealing Hawk's obnoxious catchphrases now?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Poonerman posted:

come for the home run derby, stay for the celebrity softball

Celebrity softball is the best. Also why the gently caress don't they televise the annual baseball game that members of Congress play? I want to watch that poo poo so bad.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Todd Frazier came out from taking a preparatory dump like :stonk:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Wow.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Good night, sweet Prince.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Instead of a HR Derby, they should just have a Pop Fly Watch Stupid Kids Who Can't Catch the Ball Derby.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Manny Machalsa Spicy as Hell.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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In my opinion, they should sit Berman in center field and if you hit him, you automatically advance to the next round.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Joc is cool and he should win.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Poque posted:

you monster.

I don't have a ton of faith that Kris can mash this much. Joc is the next best option.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Mike should've spent twenty more years practicing for this imho

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I hope Pujols hits zero and Kris advances because someone else has an even sadder showing.

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Oct 11, 2012

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Sexual Pushups posted:

I don't think they actually have to wait for them to land. Frazier was cranking them while the previous ones were still in the air

Home field advantage.

That was great watching the Cubs embarrass themselves on the national stage. Time to start drinking harder.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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bawfuls posted:

Pujols advancing on a literal buzzer beater is pretty cool

no it isn't

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Todd Frazier really is not following these "wait until the ball lands" rules at all.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Ready for some Joc Jams. Mostly because I do not like Frazier or Pujols even a little bit.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Frazier vs. Pujols is going to be the biggest wet fart

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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"He's gotta hurry here. Go Goooo!"

Shut up, Karl. He's following the rules.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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gently caress u El Butt Pooholes

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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:boom:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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tarlibone posted:

Yes!! Pederson beat Pujols!!!

ur a weird dude

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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mattfl posted:

The question could be if they do instant pitch instead of waiting, could someone hit it high enough and then one low and hard enough to get out before the high one got out?

The fact that that is an option is all the reason you need to change the rules to allow it.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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stop booing this beautiful ball-murderer you loving hillbillies

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Next year, just do Joc and Giancarlo alternating two minute rounds for an hour.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Joc seems pretty fuckin' cool.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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streetlamp posted:

replace the kids with a bunch of dogs

A pitchers-only home run derby using tennis balls and just beyond the fence is like a hundred labrador retrievers.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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gently caress u tood frazer

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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That was a pretty drat fun derby even if the wrong guy won.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Poque posted:

Now fire Berman and make Vin Scully Jim Ross announce it

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Metapod posted:

That is going to be the greatest derby ever

Hopefully they move in the fences before then.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I like Rob Riggle and the fact that he is wearing his hat like Ernest P. Worrell.

EDIT: Also, holy poo poo Vlad is playing in this?!?!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Vlad :captainpop:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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u suck hunger games

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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don't interview hunger games he's the worst person in the game

besides Mack LaMore

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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hey hunger games, i'm from canada, can you do a really bad canadian accent for me?

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