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to all my fellow old people, the alex trebeck ads you see on the teevee are the real deal. it would be terrible if your loved ones had to pay for your funeral costs. colonial penn life insurance will be there for you. when you die. its really good. go for it, dude. |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 05:38 |
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i wonder if I am in the top 10 oldest people on byob |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 05:41 |
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i bought colonial penn life insuranse to give my great grandchildren a chance at a better future. im 98 years old. |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 05:45 |
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Afro Doug posted:to all my fellow old people, the alex trebeck ads you see on the teevee are the real deal. it would be terrible if your loved ones had to pay for your funeral costs. colonial penn life insurance will be there for you. when you die. its really good. go for it, dude. the key is to get enough life insurance that they'll be comfortable but not so much that they're incented to smother you in their sleep
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 05:49 |
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i have a 401k and life insurance now does that make me an old |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 05:58 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:the key is to get enough life insurance that they'll be comfortable but not so much that they're incented to smother you in their sleep i have $650,000 in life insurance how at risk am i ---------------- |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:04 |
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pogi posted:i have a 401k and life insurance now does that make me an old |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:05 |
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beer pal posted:the cool way to say you're about to vomit these days is "im gonna vom" thank you |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:05 |
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:08 |
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Ace of Baes posted:i have $650,000 in life insurance how at risk am i if i were left with the choice of being married to you or taking $650k cash know what my choice would be
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:22 |
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vomit emoji coming summer 2016 |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:25 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:if i were left with the choice of being married to you or taking $650k cash know what my choice would be thanks but im already taken ---------------- |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:30 |
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Ace of Baes posted:i have $650,000 in life insurance how at risk am i Apparently there is some kinda tax shelter code scam where you can invest x amount into your insurance payments and borrow against the payout while alive untaxed or something like that.... |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 15:16 |
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Gambling with a mega corporation on how long you'll live and the likelyhood you'll maintain payments in good faith... Capitalism woot |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 15:18 |
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 15:19 |
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joke_explainer posted:i wonder if I am in the top 10 oldest people on byob What were you doing when Austin Powers 2 came out? |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 21:39 |
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watching austin powers 2 obviously |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 21:44 |
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i quit my job so i could watch austin powers 2 teh spy who shagged me every day from morning until night |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 21:45 |
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Awesome! posted:i quit my job so i could watch austin powers 2 teh spy who shagged me every day from morning until night I guess you're pretty old then? |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 21:56 |
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joat mon posted:What were you doing when Austin Powers 2 came out? Well I guess the movie is technically released midnight the day it aired, so probably sleeping, or watching nick at night. That day would have been the last day of the sophomore year of high school. also, when looking up the release date of that movie I noticed that this movie came out on the same day: And their poster is almost a complete rip off of another poster: Weird. |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 22:16 |
GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:my brother is a tremendous alcoholic and can also vomit on demand so after a heavy night of drinking he has at least one 'safety puke' before going to sleep so he doesn't drown in his own regurgitations. is the cry thread stilll around... ---------------- |
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 17:41 |
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i'm-a wario, i'm-a gonna vom |
# ? Jul 16, 2015 17:43 |
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EMILIO
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joat mon posted:What were you doing when Austin Powers 2 came out? sleeping, being a shut in teenager with severe sadbrains. I actually don't remember much about that year. |
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 02:58 |
its call for the moose
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 16:27 |
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psa for old people: winter is coming. prepare for the cold months ahead or you will die, alone and scared. |
# ? Aug 6, 2015 20:39 |
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vice.com op-ed posted:psa for old people: winter is coming. prepare for the cold months ahead or you will die, alone and scared. *wood chopping intensifies*
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 20:41 |
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vice.com op-ed posted:psa for old people: winter is coming. prepare for the cold months ahead or you will die, alone and scared. no you're thinking of grasshoppers not old people we all go to Arizona in the winter, it's totally fine
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 21:00 |
don't walk too fast or your limbs will snap and and as you fall you'll break everything in you, as you hit the ground you will collapse into a pile of dust
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 21:03 |
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vice.com op-ed posted:psa for old people: winter is coming. prepare for the cold months ahead or you will die, alone and scared. *sound of cow eyeballs being shoved up rectum intensifies* |
# ? Aug 6, 2015 21:05 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:if you didn't puke in college you weren't doing it right one time in college i was not feeling well so i took some cold medicine and allergy medicine and i felt a little better so i had 1 drink and ate some spicy french fries and i puked for about 10 minutes is that doing it right? ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
# ? Aug 6, 2015 21:11 |
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if you replace spicy french fries with cocaine then yes
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 21:14 |
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Jimi Changa posted:if you replace spicy french fries with cocaine then yes i have just been informed that its called "adderall" these days
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 21:19 |
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Jimi Changa posted:i have just been informed that its called "adderall" these days pfff. kids these days are idiots. what's adderal going to do? help you with your sudoku? with enough cocaine you can kick a car in half. now THAT's a drug
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 21:33 |
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Chili peppers are the greatest cold remedy, and the cocaine doesn't hurt either |
# ? Aug 6, 2015 21:34 |
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Jimi Changa posted:i have just been informed that its called "adderall" these days no that's called diet coke
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 22:09 |
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I remember when the only two drugs that existed in college were cocaine and horse tranquilizers i really miss college
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 22:13 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:*wood chopping intensifies* same |
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Jimi Changa posted:I remember when the only two drugs that existed in college were cocaine and horse tranquilizers I went to phoenix online, poprocks and diet mountain dew were huge at my school. We just knew how to party back then. |
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