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vice.com op-ed posted:psa for old people: winter is coming. prepare for the cold months ahead or you will die, alone and scared. the nice part about being old is the disposible income I have to invest in space heaters, sock hats, and beach houses. winter shminter. |
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can anyone get me some cocaine? I'm ready to study! |
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Aug 7, 2015 00:13
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Getting older is actually good. Dummies might regret what they didn't do when they were younger, but they weren't old enough to think about it. The fact is everybody does what they can in the time that they get. Don't ever feel owned by the youth, feel confident in the fact that they will never know as much as they think they did, and will one day realize that they never will. Kind of like the reason the guy in Synecdoche casted Death of a Salesman with young actors |
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Aug 7, 2015 00:33
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Piso Mojado posted:can anyone get me some cocaine? I'm ready to study! I can get some cocaine if you have a beach house |
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Aug 7, 2015 01:00
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i prefer to toss cookies myself |
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Aug 7, 2015 01:03
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Star Man posted:i prefer to toss cookies myself I consider myself health conscious, so I toss salads |
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Aug 7, 2015 01:03
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ChairmanMeow posted:I consider myself health conscious, so I toss salads Word. |
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Aug 7, 2015 01:05
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fema crisis actor posted:Getting older is actually good. Dummies might regret what they didn't do when they were younger, but they weren't old enough to think about it. I was thinking this when I just bought my car. Since I am old, well established and have good credit, purchasing the car was relatively painless compared to when I bought my car in my early twenties |
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Aug 7, 2015 01:05
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you can have good credit in your 20s too. its really cool actually |
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Aug 7, 2015 01:08
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ladies really love a big credit score |
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Aug 7, 2015 01:09
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fema crisis actor posted:Getting older is actually good. Dummies might regret what they didn't do when they were younger, but they weren't old enough to think about it. all of my regrets are the things I did do, but the rest applies Awesome! posted:ladies really love a big credit score in this case size does matter |
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Aug 7, 2015 01:10
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it's hard to have any credit in your younger twenties unless you have a privileged life imo
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Aug 7, 2015 01:11
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Last time I let a banker run my credit I saw his whole demenor change and I became Prey and he tried very hard to latch on to my income vampire-like and give me credit cards and loans of all sorts They went from treating me like a poor fag to Very Friendly |
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Aug 7, 2015 01:13
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Piso Mojado posted:it's hard to have any credit in your younger twenties unless you have a privileged life imo i got a credit card when i was 18 and used it responsibly and paid it off every month. i have no debt. my friend who has a better job than me and richer parents has tons of debt. its not all about your parents money |
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Aug 7, 2015 01:17
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Yeah I got my credit early from a gas credit card that I Used Wisely late in high school |
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Aug 7, 2015 01:18
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So LIFE ALERT, is it worth it? I feel like they are taunting me by calling and asking what I would do if I fell and could not get up. Is this a threat? |
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Aug 7, 2015 01:19
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Why doesn't my Crunchy Roll and Netflix payments build credit?? No justice |
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Aug 7, 2015 01:20
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as one of the older posters on this forum, the best advice I can give you in life is to be white, and if you can't do that do what I did and marry white
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Aug 7, 2015 01:32
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my credit score went up almost 100 points when I become Mrs. White Devil
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Aug 7, 2015 01:34
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If I marry two white women will my score go up 200 points? |
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Aug 7, 2015 02:00
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joat mon posted:If I marry two white women will my score go up 200 points? sorry, women don't count. you have to marry two white men
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Aug 7, 2015 02:05
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I can do that now. |
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Aug 7, 2015 02:16
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Jimi Changa posted:sorry, women don't count. you have to marry two white men Big old pile of rich husband |
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Aug 7, 2015 02:19
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Big old pile of rich husband |
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Aug 7, 2015 02:22
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ChairmanMeow posted:these often come with medical benifits full dental, full medical, and $150 towards frames or contacts every year I don't know why more people don't marry white men
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Aug 7, 2015 02:26
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Jimi Changa posted:
outside of utah, its usually frowned upon
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Aug 7, 2015 05:12
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Jimi Changa posted:I don't know why more people don't marry white men |
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Aug 7, 2015 05:14
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the oldness kicks in when you have kids. old people of the forum, tell your kids you love them. if you don't have kids yet, get to it!
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Aug 7, 2015 21:46
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Jimi Changa posted:as one of the older posters on this forum, the best advice I can give you in life is to be white, and if you can't do that do what I did and marry white this works, marrying white will start to gradually turn you ever since getting married, i find myself getting heated far more quickly than i used to, defending cops in GBS police threads, investing in the stock market. and even putting little clothes on my pets  i was even getting all emotional while listening to a country song the other day on the radio ayyeee ayudame!!! 
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Aug 7, 2015 22:00
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Piso Mojado posted:it's hard to have any credit in your younger twenties unless you have a privileged life imo pro tip: be privileged source: i'm a white guy ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Aug 7, 2015 22:01
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Commie NedFlanders posted:this works, marrying white will start to gradually turn you I like your dog
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Aug 7, 2015 23:37
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All of the forum posters who are younger than me must refer to me as Vynar Senpai
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Aug 7, 2015 23:38
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Can the older ones call you kohai? |
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Aug 8, 2015 01:36
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Lil Cunty posted:as one of the older posters on this forum i'm only a year younger than you... what are you saying... ---------------- |
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Aug 8, 2015 04:30
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Qwerinty posted:i'm only a year younger than you... what are you saying... that you're young and also sexy
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Aug 8, 2015 08:16
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is 24 old yet
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Aug 8, 2015 08:27
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being old is good.
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Aug 8, 2015 08:28
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Loutre posted:is 24 old yet hahahahaha. die. |
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Aug 8, 2015 15:43
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Lil Cunty posted:that you're young and also sexy i'm dying wd ---------------- |
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Aug 8, 2015 15:46
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I vomed last night then had to take a shower. That's a down side to beard ownership. A lot of things become shower situations. |
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