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If Jay Cutler finishes the season with single-digit picks, I will take as many shots of goon-selected booze (or boozes) as he throws Cutlerceptions, while wearing my not-yet-donated-to-Goodwill Cutler jersey. And to make it less of just an excuse to drink, I will also donate $20 to Heifer International for each pick. NOTE: this  applies equally if Jay tosses 9 picks in Week 1, then immediately gets benched/horribly injured for the rest of the season.
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Athanatos posted:Do this anyway I honestly might haha
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Eifert Posting posted:I vote for a handwritten note to Tebow explaining your history with him, guaranteeing a donation to his charity if he responds. This is a very good one. Mel is also one of them fancy book learnin' boys, so he should come up with something well written enough to get Tebow's attention. Maybe do it David Foster Wallace style, with lots of footnotes and a reference section.
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Jul 23, 2015 20:30
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 So what's he gonna be holding/what's on the crest?
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defiantgiant posted:If Jay Cutler finishes the season with single-digit picks, I will take as many shots of goon-selected booze (or boozes) as he throws Cutlerceptions, while wearing my not-yet-donated-to-Goodwill Cutler jersey. And to make it less of just an excuse to drink, I will also donate $20 to Heifer International for each pick. Kraken Rum is the official liquor of TFF, iirc
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WugLyfe posted:
 awesome.Holding a football and a fish/PED needle? That's pretty great though. No idea what should be in the center. Maybe something beast mode related? Anyone got any ideas?
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WugLyfe posted:
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The silhouette of a man diving backwards holding his balls would be p great
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I almost did a lombardi/skittles with a little lynch replacing the bull, but theres 0 chance that'd show up on a tat unless it was loving enormous. f/e or maybe a Lombardi on the crest with the needle in the talon? reversed? I'll get back to it eventually.
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FeedingHam2Cats posted:Kraken Rum is the official liquor of TFF, iirc I've been into Smith & Cross lately, but I'd go for the Kraken. Also, 9 shots of Smith & Cross might kill me.
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Jul 23, 2015 22:58
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Wasn't there a dude toxxing last year that he would literally lick some poo poo? What happened to that guy?
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Wasn't there a dude toxxing last year that he would literally lick some poo poo? My guess would be he doctored up one of these a bit and posted a video.
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Wasn't there a dude toxxing last year that he would literally lick some poo poo? It was the season before last. Aside from I think mods stepping in and saying he didn't have to actually do such a crazy thing, Guru Yaekob's toxx was he would lick his own poo poo if the Lions won the NFC North in 2013, which they didn't.
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fartknocker posted:Aside from I think mods stepping in and saying he didn't have to actually do such a crazy thing, Weakness. This forum used to mean something.
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fartknocker posted:It was the season before last. TFF mods don't enforce toxxes because 99% of them are dumb as hell
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fartknocker posted:It was the season before last. Not only did they not win it, it was theirs for the taking and they completely botched it. He was cool as a loving cucumber about them not winning even when they had to win something like two games out of five against awful opponents. Mods preemptively said he wouldn't lick poo poo for a toxx when it looked doable.
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Last year, though, he said he'd lick poo poo if the Lions didn't finish third in the division, then he disappeared after smashing his table during the Packers game.
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Cruel and Unusual posted:Last year, though, he said he'd lick poo poo if the Lions didn't finish third in the division, then he disappeared after smashing his table during the Packers game. God that was funny. "No really my dog was laying on it!!" Also I think mv said he would have banned him for going through with the toxx
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If the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I will buy an Alex Smith jersey and wear it every day for a month. If Alex Smith is benched for bad performance, I will let PB choose my next avatar and will keep it for a minimum of one year. If the Chiefs sweep Denver, I will grow and maintain the Andy Reid walrus stache through the Super Bowl.
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^^^^^Sounds fun! Just did a bit of research regarding one of my toxxes. Alex Smith has thrown a pass over thirty yards 31 times in his career. 10 of those came in his first two years. He has done it five times with the Chiefs with two of them coming last year. He's also never thrown over 3,500 yards.
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I'm not on the master list  100 dollars to North Memorial Trauma Center if the Packers win the super bowl, 25 if they make the playoffs.
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If the Colts win the Super Bowl I will ride the city bus around down town and the first person I see who's clinically obese, I'll wait until they get up for their stop and then I'll lick their seat
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sweet thursday posted:If the Colts win the Super Bowl I will ride the city bus around down town and the first person I see who's clinically obese, I'll wait until they get up for their stop and then I'll lick their seat you're still on the hook for SB47
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If LeSean McCoy runs for over 150 yards on the Eagles, I will burn his jersey and video it for you. If the Eagles make it to the Superbowl, I will write and sing a song about Chip Kelly's Wild Ride If the Cowboys win the superbowl this season, I will buy multiple rolls of Cowboys toilet paper, wrap myself in it on tape so as to look like a mummy and use myself to wipe up various representations of Eagles personnel and dreams.
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Let's do a shady v Kiko one diq
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What do you propose? Their roles are soooo different, it's tough to see how to compare toxx them.
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Something to do with media accolades? Idk
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Ban me if I don't update the Goons in the NFL thread by sunday night
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I don't have any good ideas right now so I'll do the same thing I did last year: If any NFC North team sweeps the Packers in 2015, that team's fans can pick my avatar & username, which I will keep until at least the Super Bowl. If said team goes on to WIN the Super Bowl I'll keep it until the next season begins. e: If by some bizarre horrible thing happens and multiple NFCN teams sweep the Packers (ha ha), then it goes to the fans of the team that won by the highest point total in the two games. Fenrir fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Aug 1, 2015 |
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We have another toxx, if FeedingHam2Cats is willing to accept Flikken's challenge.FeedingHam2Cats posted:The Browns have beaten the Ravens once in the past 7 seasons Flikken posted:I'll bet you an av cert that we beat you once this year. Personally? I hope the Ravens sweep the Browns. And then the Browns bounce them from the playoffs. 
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If Tim Tebow is a significant contributor (i.e. actually plays meaningful snaps and doesn't just sit on the bench) to an Eagles Super Bowl win I will buy a Tim Tebow Eagles jersey and show you all pictures. edit: compared to Mel's this sucks so I'll add in that you guys get to pick a Tim Tebow: QB Eagles themed avatar for me and I'll keep it till the start of the next season. axeil fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Aug 1, 2015 |
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Chichevache posted:We have another toxx, if FeedingHam2Cats is willing to accept Flikken's challenge. Nah, if the Browns beat the Ravens I'm already defeated
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If the cowboys have a winning record, i'll take the difference in shots of my choice. If they have a losing record, I'll take the difference in shots of the choice of whatever a redskins/eagles/giants fan chooses. If the cowboys goes 8-8 i'll do 8 shots of fireball for our ginger rear end in a top hat coach because i'll need to wash the pain away of another 8-8 season. I'm not drinking anything unsafe, so lets keep it to lovely well liquors please.
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Ipecac is the only thing that could keep that toxx interesting
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WugLyfe posted:Ipecac is the only thing that could keep that toxx interesting Jeppson's Malort might save it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO2wM0qZhVU
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Crunkjuice posted:If the cowboys have a winning record, i'll take the difference in shots of my choice. If they have a losing record, I'll take the difference in shots of the choice of whatever a redskins/eagles/giants fan chooses. If the cowboys goes 8-8 i'll do 8 shots of fireball for our ginger rear end in a top hat coach because i'll need to wash the pain away of another 8-8 season. I'm not drinking anything unsafe, so lets keep it to lovely well liquors please. It should be sambuca. Or ouzo. WugLyfe posted:Ipecac is the only thing that could keep that toxx interesting Shots of sambuca or ouzo are absolutely disgusting. Trust me.
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