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Cole posted:what is the funniest way you can lose this? Alex Smith can't throw a football half that far.
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Fenrir posted:Alex Smith can't throw a football half that far. so then basically a dump off that goes for 70 yards
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Chromatic posted:You get a DUI or something? Most people who attend those meetings who aren't alcoholics are ones who got busted for booze related shenanigans and it's court ordered. I didn't mean I actually had to join AA, I meant it'd be a way to prove I wasn't lying. I will be staying the hell away from all 12 steps, thank you very much.
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Cole posted:so then basically a dump off that goes for 70 yards This is what usually happens. Last year 59% of his yards were after the catch.
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Parmesan Basil posted:This is what usually happens. Last year 59% of his yards were after the catch. What were the numbers for the other QB's who started last year? Is it another hilarious Alex Smith outlier data point like the distance thrown on third down?
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A day in the life of forums idiot defiantgiant: wakes up in the morning, hops on TFF, sees 214 unread posts in toxx thread. Thinks "hey wait, didn't I come up with some dumb toxx? Something that could never, ever happen, not in one million years?"defiantgiant posted:If Jay Cutler finishes the season with single-digit picks, I will take as many shots of goon-selected booze (or boozes) as he throws Cutlerceptions, while wearing my not-yet-donated-to-Goodwill Cutler jersey. And to make it less of just an excuse to drink, I will also donate $20 to Heifer International for each pick. Oh god.  OH GOD.
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defiantgiant posted:A day in the life of forums idiot defiantgiant: wakes up in the morning, hops on TFF, sees 214 unread posts in toxx thread. Thinks "hey wait, didn't I come up with some dumb toxx? Something that could never, ever happen, not in one million years?" praying for u
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defiantgiant posted:A day in the life of forums idiot defiantgiant: wakes up in the morning, hops on TFF, sees 214 unread posts in toxx thread. Thinks "hey wait, didn't I come up with some dumb toxx? Something that could never, ever happen, not in one million years?" Holy poo poo, what's the last bears game? 
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Chilichimp posted:Holy poo poo, what's the last bears game? I'm sure defiantgiant is rather relieved that it's the Lions.
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Chilichimp posted:Holy poo poo, what's the last bears game? Home vs Lions.
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DrKennethNoisewater posted:What were the numbers for the other QB's who started last year? Is it another hilarious Alex Smith outlier data point like the distance thrown on third down? I didn't see everyone's stats but most of the people I looked at where in the 40-50 range.
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defiantgiant posted:A day in the life of forums idiot defiantgiant: wakes up in the morning, hops on TFF, sees 214 unread posts in toxx thread. Thinks "hey wait, didn't I come up with some dumb toxx? Something that could never, ever happen, not in one million years?"
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defiantgiant posted:A day in the life of forums idiot defiantgiant: wakes up in the morning, hops on TFF, sees 214 unread posts in toxx thread. Thinks "hey wait, didn't I come up with some dumb toxx? Something that could never, ever happen, not in one million years?" Shots of Sambuca please
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Chilichimp posted:Holy poo poo, what's the last bears game? The Lions are tied for last in the NFL in picks. They are averaging 0.4 picks a game. Cutler hasn't had a multi-interception game all year. It's been nice posting with you guys.
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http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink974.html do a darth vader
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SaltLick posted:http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink974.html In honor of Jay Cutler it should be a "hosed Up Motherfucker". DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:all the shots should be malort Or this. Make it malort.
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Chichevache posted:Or this. Make it malort. Make it malort.
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ulmont posted:Make it malort. Am I the only person that *likes* Malort?
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Ross Angeles posted:what's malort It's a chicago-based swedish liqueur made with wormwood. It's.... an acquired taste. edit: Should have just linked this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7s16ewP1RU Burginator fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Dec 29, 2015 |
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Metapod posted:I'll give St. Jude not getting a lot this year
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Ross Angeles posted:what's malort raw duck eggs
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defiantgiant posted:A day in the life of forums idiot defiantgiant: wakes up in the morning, hops on TFF, sees 214 unread posts in toxx thread. Thinks "hey wait, didn't I come up with some dumb toxx? Something that could never, ever happen, not in one million years?" This loving owns
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ulmont posted:Make it malort. Whole lotta votes for malort. Which apparently tastes like a tire fire mixed with an old shoe.
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defiantgiant posted:Whole lotta votes for malort. Which apparently tastes like a tire fire mixed with an old shoe. Perfect for the largest suburb of Gary, Indiana, then.
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defiantgiant posted:Whole lotta votes for malort. Which apparently tastes like a tire fire mixed with an old shoe. Still not as disgusting as when I had to eat 16 bags of skittles or whatever the gently caress dumb toxx I did. I passed out for almost an entire day after that. Is sudden onset diabetes a thing?
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Chichevache posted:Still not as disgusting as when I had to eat 16 bags of skittles or whatever the gently caress dumb toxx I did. I passed out for almost an entire day after that. Not sure, but if it was I would have it by now. Toxx Fulfillment Part 3: Masochism is the greatest form of pain So the Broncos lost to the Raiders and at this point I could give a poo poo because that was weeks ago and we are in the playoffs after reminding the Bengals that when you treat the game as a playoff game, you become the Bengals we all know and love and proceed to lose in the most hysterical way possible. Nevertheless I need to eat some poo poo from Oakland, but as it turns out there is nothing Oakland is known for but violence (don't take my word for it, people said that when I looked it up). Someone suggested soul food, so I am going to the next best thing and having homemade hot pot. Because if I am going to hurt so much inside after losing to Oakland, I am doing it to myself. First Quarter: Preparation: No poo poo, this meal is basically a full day ordeal. It takes hours to prepare and hours to eat. Here's a layout of what awaits (this feeds 6 people easily):     Eggplant, Lotus, Tomato, Tofu Cake, Beef, Chicken, Pork, Mushrooms, a whole host of good poo poo about to be boiled in a pot of excruciating pain. This poo poo is seriously hot. I guess they said, "gently caress it, tastebuds are for pussies, eat up, bitches." Because the spices used in this thing are unreal. Don't get me wrong, this poo poo is loving delicious but in the half a dozen times I have had it, the next day I am quite literally crying on the toilet while what I can only assume is napalm evacuates my body. Second Quarter: Consumption: It takes 5-10 minutes to cook each round, and there are about 12 rounds, so get used to learning a lot of weird poo poo about the people you eat this with. Also lots of uncomfortable staring. Third Quarter: The Aftermath: This is where you sit around for about another two hours because you have eaten so much you quite literally cannot move lest the weight fluctuation moves your stomach to your rear end in a top hat. This is a time where people finally want to have conversation but you are having none of it; because right now you are anticipating: Fourth Quarter: The After-Aftermath: This is that feeling you get 24-48 hours after hot pot. You know it's coming, you know it's gonna hurt, but you say to yourself: "This time will be different." A. gently caress and B. That. It's not different. All the oral pleasures you shared the previous evening are now being shared with another part of the body not designed to withstand those pleasures. Actually, cannot confirm or deny that, let's ask this Lions fan:  Looks like he is enjoying it. Which is strange because usually Lions eating rear end only happens within Ford Field. Zing! Anyway, creative thought ran out 40 bowel movements ago so onto the next challenge: A homemade Primanti Brothers sandwich because gently caress the Steelers.
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Chichevache posted:Still not as disgusting as when I had to eat 16 bags of skittles or whatever the gently caress dumb toxx I did. I passed out for almost an entire day after that.
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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:You must have been vomiting rainbows Taste the rainbow.
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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:You must have been vomiting rainbows I posted pics in the gdt. It was disappointingly monotone.
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I think for Oakland you should have eaten 6 tacos from 6 different taco trucks or push carts. I also looked up places that sell Malort, thank god none are close enough to Indianapolis.
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Elephanthead posted:I think for Oakland you should have eaten 6 tacos from 6 different taco trucks or push carts. I also looked up places that sell Malort, thank god none are close enough to Indianapolis. I know Indiana is a barren wasteland in the heart of the taint of USA, but do you not have internet out there? How are you posting this?  http://www.binnys.com/spirits/Jeppsons_Malort_112991.html
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Chichevache posted:I know Indiana is a barren wasteland in the heart of the taint of USA, but do you not have internet out there? How are you posting this? Get the "Case of 12." Theres no way you go on to regret that purchase.
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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:As of now, it's down to defiantgiant doing either nine shots of Malort, or none at all This is great
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