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Kirk posted:

is appl watch good yet

No.

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lol @ the watch

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I cannot await the next entirely correct Stymie apple prediction

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so the watch is still bad, lol

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Apple botch

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Shaggar posted:

yeah osx is garbage.

Would you say...that it's a POS?

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gonna own watching none of the things predicted happen

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ban cremnob

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Stymie posted:

yep, that clinches it, he's already got a team working on creating an apple version, flexihinge and all

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The Management posted:

OS X doesn't work without a mouse. a mouse doesn't make sense on a tablet. if you want a device with a mouse, keyboard, and OS X, they already sell that

quoting this when apple does it and everyone pulls a complete 180

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I hope they actually end up making an even bigger phone.

The iPhone Note.

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theflyingexecutive posted:

Steve always wanted to make things thinner and he practiced what he preached

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It seems like it's a real pos

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lmao we have reached full android

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The Kins posted:

i hope its benign :ohdear:

just eat some rice n' poo poo; that'll get rid of it

maybe some crystal therapy

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Now we just need an official version of this

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Incidentally ban cremnob :toot:

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Steve would have brutally slain any engineer who brought him that case

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Dislike button posted:

Activate the cremnob signal

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zen death robot posted:

cremnob has been here for awhile now

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Stymie was right

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ahahaha

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Puppy Galaxy posted:

lol which one of you is bob lefsetz

You didn't quote more stuff


quote:

Apple can screw up. The Watch is a joke and Apple Music is so bad it couldn’t even distribute Swift’s show properly, assuming you could find it to begin with. Steve Jobs was all about interface, making it simple, stupid. But it seems he came from a lost civilization that we may not revisit for millennia. Jobs was about eliminating options, now we’ve got so many choices, so much ability to customize, that not only do we not know how to use our devices/apps, we don’t want to.

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cremnob posted:

apple just dropped a huge bomb
at least we're being honest now

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Why are our appleposters so brain damaged

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Linguica posted:

Apple has solved the problem of smartwatch battery life with its latest software update iOS 9.3 and WatchOS 2.2.

Users will now be able to pair more than one Apple Watch to an iPhone and automatically switch between them, which means the faithful can now replace a watch that has run out of battery by hot-swapping to a fresh one.
lol

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i'd smash it because its ugly nad a waste of money

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shout out to fyad and a loving dog for owning stux repeatedly because he is bad

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so is cremnob dead

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the cafe in my building has one those machines and it sucks

it constantly breaks down and doesn't seem to have enough syrup to last like half a day

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who drinks vault?

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that's a bummer. Safari is really bad.

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the cgt faculty here weren't terribly impressed with the ipad pros they got to try out and went back to cintiqs

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carry on then posted:

probably had something to do with the department cj standing over their shoulders and saying "NOT SUPPORTED" into a megaphone at 5-second intervals
Nah they can use whatever they want; their stuff and their labs.

Basically the one complaint I heard consistently was the tactile feel of using the cintiq vs the ipad pro+pencil. So I guess this is audiophile levels of spergery and decades of preference

primary software/plugins used by our cgt people is renderman, zbrush, maya, Houdini, and a mess of other poo poo i don't recall offhand

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Smythe posted:

9001 impotent mentally ill YOSPOSters standing squat in defense of their favorite AIDS infected operating system. 188 of pages of FAIL

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Stymie owned stux p hard

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Dodoman posted:

Apple 2016:May Fail Due To A Design Issue

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if your self worth as a human is defined by your amex centurion youre probably just the worst kind of person

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