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Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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lol john fireball tried to fat-finger his macbook screen. the end is nigh

also eesh

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Jul 13, 2000
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They should have at least made it shaped like an inkwell. Do I have to do everything around here jesus

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Jul 13, 2000
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Apple's greatest design hits, 2015 edition





Linguica fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Dec 8, 2015

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Jul 13, 2000
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Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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ios 9.2 moves the "done" button in the safari view controller inside apps to the top left, thank god

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Jul 13, 2000
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

if you make the mouse work corded while charging then everyone will just use it corded all the time out of laziness instead of cordless as intended.
*extremely flat affect* oh no. anything but that.

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Jul 13, 2000
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http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/8/9872746/apple-bad-hardware-design-iphone-case-pencil-magic-mouse

OK who's the yosposter that wrote this

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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Wait... the humpback case just has a big tunnel to the headphone jack? It doesn't have some sort of passthrough thing so there's a jack flush to the surface of the case?

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Jul 13, 2000
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pseudorandom name posted:

News just spammed me with a push notification begging me to use it.

thanks apple
some middle manager is facing down the barrel of a quarterly usage metrics target and needs those hate-launches

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Jul 13, 2000
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theflyingexecutive posted:

Apple still haven't fixed that bug in music where it'll pause with a change in cell coverage. it's annoying on a train when you get random pockets of service and your music will stop
even if you are playing a local copy of a song? if so, I'm glad to hear this corroborated and that I was not going crazy.

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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I still have a 2011 MBA and I want to upgrade but I look at benchmarks and the newer ones are, like, not really terribly faster, which seems weird

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Jul 13, 2000
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triple sulk posted:

still better than any non-surface pro windows machine
what an odd qualifier

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Jul 13, 2000
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this cant be right can it

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Jul 13, 2000
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Silver Alicorn posted:

or clean it with a magic eraser
literal computer janitoring itt

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Jul 13, 2000
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Apple has solved the problem of smartwatch battery life with its latest software update iOS 9.3 and WatchOS 2.2.

Users will now be able to pair more than one Apple Watch to an iPhone and automatically switch between them, which means the faithful can now replace a watch that has run out of battery by hot-swapping to a fresh one.

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Jul 13, 2000
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iTunes Radio, Apple’s Pandora-style internet radio service, is going behind the $10 per month Apple Music paywall on January 29th.

When the changes go into effect, Beats 1 — the radio station Apple launched with its eponymous music service — will be the only free music offering from Apple.

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Jul 13, 2000
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Jul 13, 2000
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I was despairing at just how much pocket grime has gotten inside my iPhone 5S via the microphone hole on the back and somehow worked its way into the camera lens. Then I remembered I have a cheapo USB microscope so I decided to document it



thim

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Jul 13, 2000
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THC posted:

take it to the store they will clean it for u
I did (when I cracked my screen) and asked if they would clean it out while they had it opened up and they refused.

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Jul 13, 2000
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Vintersorg posted:

the new menu thing "scared" her
i dunno she seemed to like forceful touching last time I saw her

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Jul 13, 2000
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Puppy Galaxy posted:

got a tiny hairline crack in my 6s screen, no idea how, makes me sad
another yosposter with an unfortunate hairline

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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https://newrepublic.com/article/128577/ipad-going-extinct

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Jul 13, 2000
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i still have a ipad mini 1 and it's at the point where it's effectively unusable for anything but the most basic app usage. like even a complex webpage will make safari endlessly crash and reload

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Jul 13, 2000
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fart simpson posted:

the judge can order the jury to find someone not guilty?
yes, you can move for a directed verdict if no reasonable jury could possibly find that e.g. all necessary elements in the definition of the crime have been met.

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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If you write a complete spec for a program, aren't you essentially writing in a query language that gets run by other human beings and which returns a computer program :eek:

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Jul 13, 2000
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lmao apple is officially sanctioning screen protectors now? jesus christ

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Jul 13, 2000
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steve rises from the dead, shambles into nearest apple store, sees blue-shirted employee helpfully applying Belkin(tm) plastic screen protector and rubber humpbacked official apple battery case to brand new iPhone with camera wart and dogshit car-bra antenna. nearby a customer is typing on what looks like a rigid piece of fabric attached to a novelty oversized ipad with a white plastic stick poking straight out of the lightning port. "this is the true hell" he moans

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Jul 13, 2000
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http://www.scribd.com/doc/299024268/Error-53-Lawsuit that didn't take long

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Jul 13, 2000
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complaint starting off on a strong note

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Jul 13, 2000
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http://recode.net/2016/02/21/uh-oh-apple-samsung-has-a-bona-fide-ecosystem-around-virtual-reality/

other tech companies must hate it that even when they announce products the news stories are just "company x does a thing, how will apple respond?"

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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less than a year after launch

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Jul 13, 2000
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I used to use Chrome on my mac until I realized it was slow as gently caress and full of fail aids. So I switched to firefox, but now firefox seems slow and full of fail aids. I'm quickly running out of options here

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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Justify Your Ecosystem

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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So the camera wart is now a design feature huh. where is steve's vengeful ghost when you need it

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Jul 13, 2000
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also lol at the integrated pogo-pin connectors on the back for the semi-mandatory official battery case

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Jul 13, 2000
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also how is the tray for the nano sim card smaller. is there a... pico sim

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Jul 13, 2000
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We must secure the existence of flush cameras and a future for smallphones.

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Jul 13, 2000
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the piss filter is 64 bit only? gdi between this and the adblocker it's like apple wants me to throw away my perfectly functional iPad mini 1

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http://9to5mac.com/2016/03/24/apple-watch-edition-hidden/ Apple starting to throw the 5 figgy apple watch down the memory hole

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