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FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 06:08

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 03:35

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 19:17

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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bobbilljim posted:

at first i thought teh pencil was poo poo but now that ive seen the jonny video... wow. i must buy 10.

im not sure your urethra can handle more than two or maybe three though

what are the others for?

# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 05:43

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Sudo Echo posted:

apple peaked with the duodock

unironically agree

# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 15:06

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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The Management posted:

lol, that's why elon is so mad

he straight up said the people who went from tesla to apple were losers who tesla dumped because they sucked

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 17:13

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

I hope the apple tv gets lots of cool innovative apps and becomes the best device

me 2

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 21:23

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

qirex posted:

I haven't seen a company squander market domination like that since palm

palm

rotor

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 20:31

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

bobbilljim posted:

post itt if you rmember the original apple maps icon

thats the location of the current apple campus

the new icon is the location of the big ufo theyre building

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 04:03

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

im going to attack your car with hundreds of pokemon powers, knives, bombs, and hammers. and guess what? there's nothing you can do to stop me.

which pokemon powers are you going to use smythe?

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 22:08

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

a single vine whip, followed by several rests

hmmm

i think you would have better luck with your usual loadout of ppcs and lrms smythe

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 22:26

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Binary Badger posted:

none of this poo poo helps when im trying new ways to die in FTL

you should be trying new ways to die IRL

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 15:07

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

quote:

A man was taken into custody after whipping out a samurai sword at the Fifth Avenue Apple Store on Friday afternoon and terrifying shoppers, police and witnesses said. [�]

An Apple Store employee, who wished to remain anonymous, said that at one point the deranged man yelled �I just want an iPhone!� as he swung the sword on a staircase landing.

cremnob really needs to switch to decaf

# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 19:54

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

??

hollywoods forecast is 100% accurate

# ¿ Nov 22, 2015 06:52

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

Gmail app supremacy

ha ha good one smythe

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 00:48

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

it sounds soft as gently caress

mlypenis

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 17:13

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

lmao eat poo poo fritz

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 23:20

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Mulva posted:

Everyone should listen to the latest ATP, noted whiny bitch Marco is going full "Get off my lawn!" re: modern technology.

is he still butthurt about his friends who rely on web ads to pay their bills not loving his ad blocker?

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 18:18

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

mishaq posted:

they're poorly constructed

much
like
your
posts

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 19:39

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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cookie monster

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 22:48

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Mulva posted:

My Beats

lomarf

# ¿ Jan 3, 2016 06:37

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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trilljester posted:

sorry you live in the boondocks. I live 10 minutes from timb's personal apple store (downtown Palo Alto)

real pros use the one in the stanford shopping center (much less crowded, much shorter lines at the genius bar)

otoh you have to deal with the non euclidian geometries of the ssc parking lot

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 00:56

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

qirex posted:

this worked out awesome for quark and india

wait I mean the opposite and they're basically out of business now

"what are people gonna do, switch to indesign?" -- quark, 2005

"...oh." -- quark, 2010

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 23:32

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

we use the stagecaller app (http://www.stagecaller.com/) in this show and it gives me great trepidation.

what else gives you great trepidation smythe?

# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 06:53

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

cool its pissflaps

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 21:52

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

fresh from the mac store after a mysterious death

antonin scalia lmao

# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 08:06

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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broken clock opsec posted:

turned out white people who voted for that poo poo were really surprised they'd also be used on white people

see also: white dudes bellyaching about tsa security screenings

# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 19:13

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

always seemed to me like another ships-with-os shovelware to be piled in a folder and forgotten.

much like your childhood hopes and dreams smythe

# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 22:38

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Athletic Footjob posted:

yeah. in their mouth

jealous much?

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 07:41

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

qirex posted:

se/30

the pro-est mac

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 00:15

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

Planet Money is gutter trash

# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 22:00

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

gruber lmao

quote:

It was always a bit of a lark, a whimsy the company granted to Jony Ive.

i must have imagined the solid year he spent yammering on about the super deluxe apple watch, talking about how apple was going after the high-end luxury market and was going to wreck switzerland and take the brand into a whole new place and they hired all these luxury product executives and on and on and on. now? its a lark, just some whimsy, nothing to see here please move along

# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 06:13

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Linguica posted:

yes yes yesssssss

its an ever better reversal than "if ad blockers disrupt your business model i got no sympathy for you" to "gently caress you marco your loving ad blocker is blocking my ads you loving gently caress"

# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 17:04

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

graph posted:

you should toot this to him

got some primo claim chowder for you john...

# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 17:05

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

free woozle wuzzle

also lmao

# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 18:28

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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akadajet posted:

i wonder how popular the macbook is compared to the rest of the macs. it seems pretty useless to me but idunno what others think.

my guess is its an early tech demo like the first (overpriced, useless) macbook air

in a couple of years an improved version of that will be the standard lowend machine

# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 06:02