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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i didnt click the ads

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
im going to chaingun this thead and pwn ppl who suck basially nonstop fyi

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

k-zed posted:

At this point Smythe is like one of those moderators Lowtax imposed to destroy LF from the inside when it got too popular.

Tolerating outright death threats from the likes of Amethyst, joking with AIDS, or tolerating and using words like "retard" and "human being" not only makes him a bad moderator, but a bad person.

Goldmine

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

pram posted:

stardate 69420. upon arrival to the puppy galaxy we were hailed by a corgian diplomatic envoy

lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Beast of Bourbon posted:

how many apple 24k gold (not actually gold) watches did apple sell?

I can personally account for 3, whcih I purchased for myself.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

as I look at my cool and pointless watch I think to myself I can't believe how much gay aids I have

🎶 and i think to myself, what a virulent strain 🎶

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
web sites that dont have a good mobile version or w.e suck balls on a telephone.. scrolling all over. lag. pop up ad. smdh

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i think adblocking is bad.. aside from places where ads are a known and common vector for malware distribution (richard...)

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ads are how we as a society have decided to pay for content. dont block the ads, IMO. just a small thought

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Amethyst posted:

there is no reason to use apple music over spotify, as far as I can tell, apart from maybe a few exclusive artists


no web player is a deal breaker

is there really no web player. so youre expected to plug headphones or w/e and use your cell phone all day. wow. what a pos

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Luigi Thirty posted:

my dad refuses to upgrade his iphone to ios 8.4 because he doesn't want "apple music on my phone taking up memory for poo poo i'm never going to use and you can't loving delete, why can't someone sue them like microsoft for this loving poo poo"

good dad

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
computer dads do cobol and are concerned about cycles and memory. theyve got a sick table saw and calloused hands. they fix their own pipes and have a healthy homophobic streak. if your dad a simpering weakling? well, smdh. my dad is elderly and can open any jar. i love my dad, and respect him.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Roosevelt posted:

my dad has an iphone 5s and yesterday whilst i slaved away at my computer job (8.5 hrs, no overtime), he shot a 77 on his golf game. he doesn't know comp langs tho he pays people to do that poo poo

nice dad. powerful moves

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

qirex posted:

why did he design sneakers that look think ugg boots then


Sexy

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
what the.. your local NPR affiliate has album art?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3bfQoAcETg
Source: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3736023

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Shaggar posted:

wiping out your library is what's known as "syncing" in apple terminology.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Endless Mike posted:

yeah. yours doesn't?


Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

update: larry mantle is doing a peice on the vanity fair tinder article and the tinder response anyways hes got the dumbest fuckoing guests on, and larry himself is also extremely dumb.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
larrys guest: " :biotruths: "
larry: :goonsay:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

pram posted:

every android app has screen real estate dedicated for those buttons. so andoid users need giant phone screens to make up for the fact that 10% of the screen is always useless

in order its:

back, home, app switcher

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

qirex posted:

the playstation buttons actually have a system [unlike android]
the triangle points up
the circle is on the outside because the controller is a circle on the outside
the square represents the square part in the middle of the controller
x is at the bottom because it means "no" in japan [circle means yes]

im sorry, like, i understand that theres a system, but, well, i dont get it. i guess i dont get the system i the same way i dont understand mathematics beyond basic computation.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
I get news from the newspaper

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Amethyst posted:

except that's what it does on android too.

Last chance the retard was like "durrr what this button do? Oh i'll like to square please. hahahahah anroid"

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
droid 2 owned

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
slide out that kb and blast out some words

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
I plug a USB yrackball into my phone and use opera gestures to navigate.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
t mobile goon plan supremacy

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


epic arch linux or something

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Grandmaster.flv posted:

smythe I can get behind almost all the poop punk but reliant k? really? I expected more out of you

It's not my computer dude. It's from the op.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

maniacdevnull posted:

smythe what Linux do you run on your daily driver? i want to like Linux but it's soooooo bad

ubuntu gnome and windows 10 epic ftw

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

ultramiraculous posted:

like everyone's coming up with all these conspiracies about how apple is playing mind games with their pricing and it probably comes down timb just not being able to source the chips.

i have a lot of trouble believing anyone cares, at all. ive literally never thought about the sizes of available cell phone RAMs or whatever

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Triglav posted:

i dont have my iphone photos sync with icloud since im only on the free tier. are photos free? are uploads recompressed in any way? what about video? in any case why would i want my sole copy of a photo to be on someone else's server?

i used to have the paid icloud 20gb tier but it turned out i didnt need it with dropbox's free 20gb, google's free 15gb, icloud's free 5gb, and my personal and professional storage

ya. ur nas is more relaible than apple incs data center or wehatever. durr

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
New square readers are big now kuZ they need to accept the chode of the card to read the chip

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
same, but, for my mom and with the family amex

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i had a whitebook and it was alright but it crashed basically non-stop if i had photoshop and indesign open @ the same time

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i like to render my home groan porn vids for ebanned, c4s, and niteflirt on my beefy gaming rig

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i read the nyt article and my favorite thing was clicking on the fcc link about their commission about new technoplogy or whatever https://www.fcc.gov/document/appointment-members-downloadable-security-advisory-committee and theres a guy from haupaugge on there!! my first tuner card that went into my cmputer when i was a wee lad. my ol dad gave her to me. it also came with i think a pinnacle NLE whcih i used a lot.

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

ZShakespeare posted:

Living in an area with local tv ota plus netflix supremacy.

agreed

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