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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/16u13q/iam_diamond_joe_biden_presented_by_the_onion_ask

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92BsgpJrzbU

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Obdicut
May 15, 2012

"What election?"
Biden has been a huge supporter of the War on Drugs and his chiefs of staff tend to be really awful people. At least he got rid of Bruce Reed but his new CoS is just a lobbyist.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Joe Biden shouldn't be Prez. He should be Veep for life, and just keep clowning on the drowning GOP until he dies at the rich old age of never.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Obdicut posted:

Biden has been a huge supporter of the War on Drugs and his chiefs of staff tend to be really awful people. At least he got rid of Bruce Reed but his new CoS is just a lobbyist.

yeah hes a real lovely politician but as vp hes harmless which is why he belongs in the position

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Chris Christie
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Joe Biden's politics are garbage but he is a manly masculine AMERICAN man who drives a Corvette, the AMERICAN made greatest sports car in the world, so he is OK by me even though I would never vote for him in a million years.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHdSahEsIC4

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Looking forward to Whitesnake playing at the inauguration

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

brb covering my car in these

stefania_r
Sep 2, 2011
Wait same policies as Hillary but in a male package?? :getin:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Chris Christie posted:

Joe Biden's politics are garbage but he is a manly masculine AMERICAN man who drives a Corvette, the AMERICAN made greatest sports car in the world, so he is OK by me even though I would never vote for him in a million years.

he's also obsessed with Amtrak

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

etalian posted:

he's also obsessed with Amtrak

I don't know if you've heard but trains loving rule

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Chris Christie posted:

Joe Biden's politics are garbage but he is a manly masculine AMERICAN man who drives a Corvette, the AMERICAN made greatest sports car in the world, so he is OK by me even though I would never vote for him in a million years.

Like the time he waxed nostalgic over the Articles of Secession and commiserated with a South Carolinian Republican crowd by expressing regret that Delaware couldn't/didn't join the Confederacy :wtf:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TheScott2K posted:

I don't know if you've heard but trains loving rule

overseas yes but not in the US

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

TheScott2K posted:

I don't know if you've heard but trains loving rule

Biden could easily take the single-issue pro-train demographic block, imo.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Vox Nihili posted:

Biden could easily take the single-issue pro-train demographic block, imo.

I used to live in a town just outside of Tulsa, Oklahoma where we had a little train society that voluntarily maintained the towns rail infrastructure. Bunch of rich old guys who would dress up in old timey conductor uniforms and ride antique trains hauling light loads for the glass plant in town. It was always hilarious to see how serious they were in their dumb little costumes.

Diamond Joe promises adorable conductor uniforms for every American.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
I unironically think Joe Biden would make a very good President.

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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TheScott2K posted:

I unironically think Joe Biden would make a very good President.

Depending on what your values are yes? Otherwise probably a big fat no.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



TheScott2K posted:

I unironically think Joe Biden would make a very good President.

In comparison to any member of the current GOP lineup, you are correct.

Chris Christie
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

LOL

"...Then, Biden (D-Hair Club for Men) claims...."

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Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

This snarky blog post from nine years ago is a grave threat to Biden's candidacy.

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