- Watson Your Back, Holmes
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about to go bowling with some goons do you have any good bowling tips?
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- Watson Your Back, Holmes
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i keep hearing bowling is dead but like lol cmon
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Jul 17, 2015 01:40
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- Watson Your Back, Holmes
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for example, should I clean my bowl before or after bowling?
do pins really sound better when they're struck?
what happens if you lose?
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Jul 17, 2015 01:45
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- oliwan
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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you lose, you die
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Jul 17, 2015 02:01
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- verily carefree
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try to get a strike, or dont, what am i your boss
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Jul 17, 2015 02:56
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- smoobles
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you might think aiming your bowling ball toward the pins is the surest path to victory, but it's not; direct your ball toward your opponents face and you'll win every time.
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Jul 17, 2015 03:24
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by zen death robot
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put one upside down on your head and use trimmers to cut everything under it. it's coming back in fashion
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Jul 17, 2015 03:30
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- Watson Your Back, Holmes
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these guys are awful btw
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Jul 17, 2015 03:33
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by zen death robot
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in the military, after they give you a buzzcut, they make you wear a military grade bowl at all times so your hair won't grow back. times are lean, and they have become popular in head butting contests, like rams, or pneumatic presses
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Jul 17, 2015 03:33
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by zen death robot
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if you get the ball in just at the edge of the gutter without actually going in the gutter, you'll get a MULTIBALL event and it makes bowling easier
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Jul 17, 2015 04:06
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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wipe your hands on your jeans before your pick up your ball so it doesn't slip out of your hands backward.
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Jul 17, 2015 04:22
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- Watson Your Back, Holmes
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wow yall are so helpful all this advice is so thanks
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Jul 17, 2015 04:30
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Byob stands for bring your own ball right??
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Jul 17, 2015 04:40
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by zen death robot
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no it stands for byob. it's a recursive anagram
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Jul 17, 2015 04:41
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- the unabonger
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make sure to let go of the ball. theres a very high possibility of you flying through the wall of the bowling alley if you try and roll it and forget to let go
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Jul 17, 2015 04:55
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by zen death robot
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make sure to let go of the ball. theres a very high possibility of you flying through the wall of the bowling alley if you try and roll it and forget to let go
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Jul 17, 2015 05:04
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- Hello Meow
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dont enrage the pins or else they'll throw the ball back at you and you'll be evicted from the bowling alley for upsetting the pins
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Jul 17, 2015 05:25
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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if you throw the ball with enough force to shatter the pins, you get to own the bowling alley. that's why they're steel and glued together these days
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Jul 17, 2015 05:27
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- Marxism
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Make sure you Lube up your fingers before you stick them in the holes. If you let go at the wrong time with unlubed fingers you fingers will go flying off in a spray of blood, this is known as a "Flying Tina Fey" and is considered to be a mistake for amateurs but a cunning tactic for Pro's.
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Jul 17, 2015 05:31
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- Mapparu
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throw ball at your opponents and say sorry for your bad aim. eventually knocking out all for competition you'll win.
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Jul 17, 2015 05:46
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- Hello Meow
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if you're strong enough to throw the bowling ball like a baseball it still counts as a bowl
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Jul 17, 2015 06:03
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- Hello Meow
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Serious bowling tip: Don't bowl sober, and don't bowl with a group smaller than 4 people.
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Jul 17, 2015 06:04
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- ron color
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focus on your approach, how you transfer momentum into a good roll is gonna make the biggest difference. do a couple of practice strides until you get the one that feels right. make a big deal about it if anyone talks while youre practicing
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Jul 17, 2015 06:21
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- ron color
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how was bowling
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Jul 17, 2015 06:21
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- Watson Your Back, Holmes
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Smythe is bad, Alan Smithee is p bad, KirbyKahn not bad but not good and I'm winning obvs from all the advice
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Jul 17, 2015 06:23
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- yoober
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here's some good advice do not wear a bowling shirt ever
if it looks like it may have been used as costume in two and a half men: don't wear it
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Jul 17, 2015 06:44
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- thewireguy
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Two in the pink, one in the stink. (Poop is lube like pine tar on baseballs)
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Jul 23, 2015 08:40
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Okay, serious post. I don't have the curving throws down, which I heard you only use two fingers for, and do weird twisty poo poo, but all I try for is to go straight, and I just lift my arm like I am going for a handshake and let loose and it pretty much goes where I aim.
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Jul 23, 2015 08:43
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- Piso Mojado
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if you get the ball in just at the edge of the gutter without actually going in the gutter, you'll get a MULTIBALL event and it makes bowling easier
lol
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Jul 23, 2015 14:12
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by Lowtax
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as the child of a bowling alley owner the thought of people disobeying the rules of bowling in destructive & unsafe ways always makes me cringe
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Jul 23, 2015 14:19
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- thewireguy
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I always sign up for an extra person and use that turn to do stupid stuff like going left handed or doing a spin before I throw it. I also gently caress around with darts, 3 at a time, like a baseball from far away. Just have fun dude. 
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Jul 23, 2015 14:27
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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Don't gently caress with the jesus
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Jul 23, 2015 14:41
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by zen death robot
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I always sign up for an extra person and use that turn to do stupid stuff like going left handed or doing a spin before I throw it. I also gently caress around with darts, 3 at a time, like a baseball from far away. Just have fun dude.
trick shot: roll a ball down the lane as fast as you can, then throw a dart in each of the holes without missing before it gets to the pins. it's the only possible way to get a perfect score
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