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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

nah he's ok

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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

steinrokkan posted:

A particularly infamous joke never made it to air. Norm showed the famous photo of naked Vietnamese children running from a South Vietnamese napalm attack, and said, "In other news, Woody Allen is dating again!" Norm described the audience as projecting a "pure, crazy hate" directed at him.

lmfao

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

if that woody allen joke is true then he skips up to number one all time

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.


God damnnnn.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

I always thought Norm's thing was that people realized his persona as a sociopathic crank wasn't an act, it's just how he really was.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.


"The richest girl in the world, billionaire Athena Onassis, celebrated her tenth birthday this week. What's it like to be the richest girl in the world? Well, to give you some idea - at the party, they had two cakes."

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Hahaha

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
cut 9/11 joke
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VkSMSbFV_q0

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
cut angelina joli joke
e: vvvvvvv

Orkin Mang fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Jul 18, 2015

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Wrong URL ^^^^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLtTx2wAUbk

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

a large trout posted:

if that woody allen joke is true then he skips up to number one all time

yea its fuckin sick burn

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals

god drat

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGczCl6_L_o

norm is one of the few people who honestly, truly doesn't give a single gently caress and it's glorious

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
In a time when stand-up comedians were given television shows, the Norm Show (later known as Norm) was a good. It kind of seemed like the people in charge wanted Norm to do the usual stupid sitcom poo poo but Norm made it work for the most part with his delivery so good on him and thank you.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

quote:

Macdonald, in an interview with Time Out New York, says that when he was hosting "SNL's" "Weekend Update" segment he once almost got away with a joke that featured the famous war photo of a naked Vietnamese girl running for her life after a napalm attack. His plan was to show the photo and say, "Woody Allen is dating again."

"We did it in dress rehearsal, and... they didn't boo, but there was this noise, like shock, for literally 30 seconds," says Macdonald. "They couldn't believe it. And then I tried to explain that the lady was fine, because now she's living in New Jersey somewhere. They really hated it."

Oh god hahah

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

His sports show that was on briefly was good. I loving hate sports and don't give a gently caress but I still watched that loving thing.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
sports show was awesome

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
He had a failed pilot they aired on Comedy Central called Back to Norm which was a Chappelle Show type show and it was okay.

Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"

steinrokkan posted:

The podcast episode with Fred Stoller is probably the funniest one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B10Zy6bRDtI

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Dave Concepcion posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGczCl6_L_o

norm is one of the few people who honestly, truly doesn't give a single gently caress and it's glorious

"Jesus christ are any of your relatives loving alive?"

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

In 2003, Norm did a sitcom called "A Minute With Stan Hooper" that was a very run-of-the-mill show, but apparently he had big plans for it

quote:

A. Well, the plan was to subvert it gradually, but it was never given the chance. At the end of the first season the wife was going to be murdered by a drifter.

Q. Did Fox know this when they picked up the show, or did you spring this on them?

A. Oh, no, they signed up for it. They loved it. But they were all over the place. They wanted to do it in the first episode, and I was like, no, no, that would make no sense. We’ve got to trick the audience. We’ve got to lull the audience into complacency. And they were more like, let’s go crazy, like a “Married With Children” kind of thing. That was problematic, but I can understand that they don’t really have time for a five-year joke.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
I mean... that Albert Fish was a real JERK!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBM8XGbVOFs

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnw30ANjus4

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i09sMM8KPBw

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

ZDar Fan posted:

In 2003, Norm did a sitcom called "A Minute With Stan Hooper" that was a very run-of-the-mill show, but apparently he had big plans for it

Oh man that would have been good.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

steinrokkan posted:


The following shitstorm of "I hate him MORE" was precious:

Ahaha

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Jaques de Goatse-ei

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
I like this guy.




































































NOT

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

My Q-Face posted:

Jaques de Goatse-ei

Well, you know, a man grows.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Ooof

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the surrogate dad of stand-up

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

Animal-Mother posted:

his movie "dirty work" is really funny

It was on Netflix for a while.

Could still be. I dunno. That cheese sandwiches thing had me in stitches.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Dirty Work is brilliant. It's one of those movies that I won't think hold up, but is still funny as hell every time I see it.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

norm make the podcsat

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
norm threads are the best threads especially now that I know about that Woody Allen thing because holy loving lmao

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Norm getting screwed out of $1,000,000 by Regis

https://youtu.be/4w-jxs2KE4s

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

slidebite posted:

Norm getting screwed out of $1,000,000 by Regis

https://youtu.be/4w-jxs2KE4s

lol he looks so mad at the end

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

slidebite posted:

Norm getting screwed out of $1,000,000 by Regis

https://youtu.be/4w-jxs2KE4s

Wasn't he playing for charity?

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PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
He's very funny, and he really should get more centre stage attention. it's a shame he doesn't.

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