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I feel like it's my civic duty to implore you all to play nice in this thread.
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Jul 21, 2015 00:17
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Knock knock! who's there?  This is Officer Sadface with the police department, I regret to inform you that your wife and children were hit by a drunk driver on their way to see you at work today. They wanted to surprise you. The only thing that survived the horrific crash, outside of your wife who unfortunately took entirely too long to bleed out as paramedics tried to extract her from the broken wreck was this blood smeared letter saying "we love you dad!" The boys down at the precinct and I felt you should have it.
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Jul 21, 2015 00:27
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Car idles so harsh its cruel. Says he feels all alone in flat rate world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great mechanic - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should fix your car." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
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