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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

A man is lounging around his home when he hears a knock at the door. He answers it, sees nobody, and shuts the door. There's a knock again; he looks around and doesn't see anyone. There's a third knock, he opens the door, and finally he looks down and sees a snail. He picks up the snail and throws it back into the lawn.

[Joke will continue in real time.]

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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Safety Dance posted:

A man is lounging around his home when he hears a knock at the door. He answers it, sees nobody, and shuts the door. There's a knock again; he looks around and doesn't see anyone. There's a third knock, he opens the door, and finally he looks down and sees a snail. He picks up the snail and throws it back into the lawn.

[Joke will continue in real time.]

Much later, the man hears another knock on the door. He answers it, and the snail says, "Well that was loving rude."

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