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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Automotive Insanity > did you hear about the new self-driving honda?
 
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starbarry clock
Apr 23, 2012

king of teh portal
 it drives of its own accord

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starbarry clock
Apr 23, 2012

king of teh portal
 apparently dodge stole a guys truck and now he has to get the truck out of dodge

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Apr 23, 2012

king of teh portal
 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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Apr 23, 2012

king of teh portal
 why did the race car driver go to the strip club? to see girls in pole position
alt punchline; to get a lap dance

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starbarry clock
Apr 23, 2012

king of teh portal
 more jokes less acronyms please

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Apr 23, 2012

king of teh portal

meatpimp posted:

Rolling with the punches. :rolleyes:

i am going to punch you

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Apr 23, 2012

king of teh portal

Ineptus Mechanicus posted:

Has anyone made the joke about Audi yet? Audi... be in the junkyard! Get it? Because the Germans make high maintenance automobiles, and Audi sounds like "ought to be" said by someone currently having a major stroke.

Stay safe out there, a stroke is no laughing matter.

i nearly went into cardiac arrest laughing at this joke

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Apr 23, 2012

king of teh portal

meatpimp posted:

When you lose control of your thread, it's like a runaway diesel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM12mhzw94Y

meatpimp my ride

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Apr 23, 2012

king of teh portal

14 INCH SLIT posted:

I feel like it's my civic duty to implore you all to play nice in this thread.
ah honda civic i get it lol good one

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Apr 23, 2012

king of teh portal
 what is a talking great danes favorite car company? [in scooby doo voice] SUBARU!!!

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Apr 23, 2012

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Ineptus Mechanicus posted:

Q: Why did they call it the Maserati Biturbo?

A: The turbo blew up, taking the rest of the engine with it. Bye, turbo!

lol

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