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meatpimp posted:Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t talk about it. In Joel 2:10 it talks about his Eclipse: "Before them the earth quakes, The heavens tremble, The sun and the moon grow dark And the stars lose their brightness." And then I drove up in my sweet-rear end eclipse.
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Jul 20, 2015 22:38
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A man answers a knock on his door to see a beautiful blonde standing on his front stoop. Before he can even speak, the blonde launches into her long terrible story - how she had been abused as a child, ran away from home, wound up broke and on the streets, got picked up by a whore smacking pimp, on and on. She ends by explaining that she is trying to get herself away from that life and back home to her family and that she is looking for a job. The man, feeling sorry for the girl, tells her that if she will paint his porch he will pay her $500. He leads her to the garage, shows her the paint, dropcloths and brushes and goes back inside. About a half-hour later, he is surprised to hear the blond calling him from the front door. You couldn't possibly be finished yet? he asked. Sure am, said the blonde and by the way, it isn't a Porch it's a Ferrari.
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Jul 20, 2015 23:19
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Jul 20, 2015 23:45
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