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Jul 20, 2015 20:54
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it honestly would not surprise me if Christie took a swing at him both because that seems like something he'd want to do and because he likes having that reputation.
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Jul 20, 2015 21:27
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Too bad Paul Ryan's not running. I hear that guy works out.
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Jul 20, 2015 21:40
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I kinda figure at one point or another the lights will go out for a few seconds, and when they come back on he and Ted Cruz will both be laying in pools of blood while all the other candidates all look at their watches, whistle innocently, and gaze off into the distance in a totally non-incriminating fashion.
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Jul 20, 2015 21:51
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Captain_Maclaine posted:I kinda figure at one point or another the lights will go out for a few seconds, and when they come back on he and Ted Cruz will both be laying in pools of blood while all the other candidates all look at their watches, whistle innocently, and gaze off into the distance in a totally non-incriminating fashion. Rand Paul and Lindsey Graham will both have bloody noses, but the other candidates don't know how this happened or who invited Lindsey Graham.
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Jul 20, 2015 21:53
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Jeb after Trump talks poo poo about his wife and calls her a drug dealing Mexican prostitute illegal who hosed Jeb for citizenship to the applause of the crowd of old people in the audience.
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Jul 20, 2015 23:35
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Fallorn posted:Jeb after Trump talks poo poo about his wife and calls her a drug dealing Mexican prostitute illegal who hosed Jeb for citizenship to the applause of the crowd of old people in the audience. lol. true and that reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yva0VSN1_T4
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Jul 20, 2015 23:38
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whoever he hits the hardest onstage but if the lights go off they'll all gonna beat him to death for the good of the party
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Jul 20, 2015 23:46
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Paper With Lines posted:it honestly would not surprise me if Christie took a swing at him both because that seems like something he'd want to do and because he likes having that reputation. Yeah ok, but is his wingspan greater than his belt size? Dude is fat get it?
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Jul 20, 2015 23:49
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Pretty sure The Donald's only enemy is himself, and somehow that's working out really well for him!
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Jul 21, 2015 01:44
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I would say me
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Jul 21, 2015 02:39
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Huckabee after Trump calls his son a pigly looking dog murdering weirdo which is a matter of public record
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Jul 21, 2015 04:13
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It's going to be Cruz, because he views elections as a version of the Hunger Games.
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Jul 21, 2015 09:54
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huckabee, because it has been so long since the last one and he can feel the darkness beginning to overpower him again
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Jul 21, 2015 13:42
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Crazy prediction: One of Trump's minions (or perhaps The Donald himself) will stage a phony "situation". Have somebody take a potshot at his bulletproof limo with some underpowered round that would never get through the glass, or something. The uproar from the Freep crowd would be measurable on the Richter scale, and the RNC might as well call Balfour and get the rings made - 'cause he's gonna be their boy or else the convention will be sheer brokered insanity, they won't be able to shuffle Trump off like a noisy beggar like they did with the Paultards.
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Jul 21, 2015 22:13
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The_Raven posted:Crazy prediction: One of Trump's minions (or perhaps The Donald himself) will stage a phony "situation". Have somebody take a potshot at his bulletproof limo with some underpowered round that would never get through the glass, or something. You need grainy security photos with a drone in the background, and a circumstantial evidence trail that leads to someone seen in the background of Clinton campaign photos.
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Jul 21, 2015 22:32
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The_Raven posted:Crazy prediction: One of Trump's minions (or perhaps The Donald himself) will stage a phony "situation". Have somebody take a potshot at his bulletproof limo with some underpowered round that would never get through the glass, or something. The Arpaio Gambit
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Jul 21, 2015 22:44
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if by "physically" you mean "sexuallY' then Mike Huckabee, imho
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Jul 21, 2015 22:45
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I'm positively aghast that I'm saying this, but I voted Trump. :iamafag:
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Jul 22, 2015 00:12
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Lindsey Graham. I think during the debate Trump is going to straight up call him a fa- ... Apparently Lindsey's poll numbers aren't high enough to even qualify for the debate. So it's anyone's guess.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Lindsey Graham. I think during the debate Trump is going to straight up call him a fa- ... Graham's presence or absence will likely play little, if any, role in determining whether Trump calls him a fag on stage.
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Jul 22, 2015 00:28
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Speaking of Lindsey Graham and Trump...
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Jul 22, 2015 00:59
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It's going to be a sad day when Trump inevitable drops back down in the polls and is replaced with some other republican flavor-of-the-month.
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Jul 22, 2015 01:03
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Lastgirl posted:Pretty sure The Donald's only enemy is himself, and somehow that's working out really well for him! Donald Trump punches self in face, romps to nomination by 20+ points
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Jul 22, 2015 01:51
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I doubt it will take as long as getting to the debates before someone punches Trump.
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Jul 22, 2015 03:46
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Who the hell is voting for Christie? All trump has to do is walk away at a brisk trot and toss a box of donuts as countermeasures to avoid Christie. (Christie is fat, is what I'm saying.)
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Jul 23, 2015 03:00
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Feather posted:Who the hell is voting for Christie? All trump has to do is walk away at a brisk trot and toss a box of donuts as countermeasures to avoid Christie. (Christie is fat, is what I'm saying.) Can you see Trump actually walking away from someone who is mad at him instead of staring them down while making disparaging comments?
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Jul 23, 2015 15:31
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GlyphGryph posted:Can you see Trump actually walking away from someone who is mad at him instead of staring them down while making disparaging comments? 
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Jul 23, 2015 15:34
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GlyphGryph posted:Can you see Trump actually walking away from someone who is mad at him instead of staring them down while making disparaging comments? He will have people planted in the audience to shout "your an idiot" at anyone who makes disparaging comments. All he has to say is, "what that guy just said", or "we have a very smart audience".
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Jul 23, 2015 15:45
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We need a :trumpsay: emoticon.
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Jul 23, 2015 17:37
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Pretty sure whoever punches another candidate out cleanly on national tv will win the nomination. Soooo, whoever gets there first I guess.
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Jul 23, 2015 18:17
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In fact, the route to becoming president: run as a republican, explain no policies or ideas, but punch out Jeb on live tv. Follow up with some wisecrack. Get the idiot vote from both sides, win with 80% of the vote.
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Jul 23, 2015 18:20
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:Pretty sure whoever punches another candidate out cleanly on national tv will win the nomination. Soooo, whoever gets there first I guess. 
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Jul 23, 2015 19:40
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he mad
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Jul 24, 2015 22:21
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It'll backfire if you push it and someone calls your bluff: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anson_Burlingame quote:Shortly afterwards, Burlingame delivered what The New York Times referred to as "the most celebrated speech" of his career: a scathing denunciation of Brooks' assault on Sumner, branding him as "the vilest sort of coward" on the House floor. In response, Brooks challenged Burlingame to a duel, stating he would gladly face him "in any Yankee mudsill of his choosing". Burlingame, a well-known marksman, eagerly accepted, choosing rifles as the weapons and the Navy Yards on the Canadian side of the U.S. border in Niagara Falls as the location (in order to circumvent the U.S. ban on dueling). Brooks, reportedly dismayed by both Burlingame's unexpectedly enthusiastic acceptance and his reputation as a crack shot, neglected to show up, instead citing unspecified risks to his safety if he was to cross "hostile country" (the northern U.S. states) in order to reach Canada.
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Jul 25, 2015 01:05
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Answer is obvious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLwjSkHM-8U
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Jul 25, 2015 01:16
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I would seriously pay $50 to see one of the other candidates take a swing at Trump on stage. Bring on the clown car and the circus.
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Jul 25, 2015 16:45
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Chris Christie shows up with a shovel, says he's got a shovel ready job right here, and bounces it off The Donald's hair helmet
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Jul 25, 2015 16:49
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:I would seriously pay $50 to see one of the other candidates take a swing at Trump on stage. Bring on the clown car and the circus. I'll raise it to $100! Let's see which one is the most desperate for campaign funds.
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