Dubs' Fantasy Money League YEAR DOS

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cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Amergin posted:

No way in hell did I draft that well.

The Draft Rank tool is pretty bad. It basically takes only the preseason projected points total for a players entire season and then adds them all up. That is not how fantasy football works though and making preseason point totals for possible breakout rookies and high injury risk aging veterans is basically impossible. For example, my lowest projected player is Ronnie Hillman at 88.01 PPR points. That is over 80 points less projected than Joique Bell (169.99), also on my team. Adding those 2 up point wise to my score is a poor indicator of both what is likely to happen and what could happen.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 07:15

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# ? May 4, 2024 22:50

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Whoops forgot about this as I had a family issue last night. Thank you for my backup kicker yahoo autodraft. I'm gonna take this team turd to the top baby.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 12:13

5436: Jul 11, 2003; by astral

Ahhh sorry bout being MIA, traveling out of the country and for work. I'll send money right now.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 14:34

Darko: Dec 23, 2004

I had home drama and missed it as well. Fortunately I set the top 100 pre-draft rankings and ended up with a decent top 5. Unfortunately, Yahoo handled the rest and I also ended up with two kickers and a bench full of people that will never play. Oh well, TEAM MANAGEMENT TIME.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 19:03

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Sorry for the delay, my payment was sent in

# ? Sep 4, 2015 13:45

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Everyone is paid up, $240 in the coffer. Have a good season you fuckers!

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:23

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Week 1 and I'm already here with some inexplicable points from scrubs with Mariota being on the bench probably making me miss the mark.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 02:08

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

I'm going to win week one despite my three WRs totaling 5 rec for 53 yards, no TD.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 03:17

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Once again my paper tiger team manages to win riding off Gronk's coattails

# ? Sep 21, 2015 03:58

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Who has a terrible 4-0 team? This guy :coal:

# ? Oct 7, 2015 00:25

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Daedra posted:

Who has a terrible team? This guy

# ? Oct 7, 2015 01:10

dalstrs: Mar 11, 2004; At least this way my kill will have some use; Dinosaur Gum

You guys should trade with me to make your team better.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 01:21

dalstrs: Mar 11, 2004; At least this way my kill will have some use; Dinosaur Gum

What's up with the waivers in this league. They seem like the settings are messed up.

I get they are rolling based on standings, but even during the week they never change. If the 12th place team puts in 10 requests and the 11th place guy puts in the same 10 requests the 12th place guy will get all of his waivers approved and the 11th place person would not get any. Usually every successful wavier will make you go to 12th on the waiver list so the last place team can get the first waiver pick, but can't get all the waiver picks for the week.

# ? Oct 11, 2015 17:45

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

dalstrs posted:

What's up with the waivers in this league. They seem like the settings are messed up.

I get they are rolling based on standings, but even during the week they never change. If the 12th place team puts in 10 requests and the 11th place guy puts in the same 10 requests the 12th place guy will get all of his waivers approved and the 11th place person would not get any. Usually every successful wavier will make you go to 12th on the waiver list so the last place team can get the first waiver pick, but can't get all the waiver picks for the week.

I am using the exact settings as last year, and there were no complaints of waiver priority; maybe something is broken?

PS, my season is ruined along with Jamaal's ACL. Gurley, do your thang.

# ? Oct 14, 2015 17:38

dalstrs: Mar 11, 2004; At least this way my kill will have some use; Dinosaur Gum

Dubious posted:

I am using the exact settings as last year, and there were no complaints of waiver priority; maybe something is broken?

PS, my season is ruined along with Jamaal's ACL. Gurley, do your thang.

Could be no one noticed before. If you look, this week Boom had 2 waiver pickups before Ciroc who also had 2 waiver pickup, then the other guys had one.

loving Jamaal, I had him in almost all of my leagues.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 06:51

Iodised QQ: Jul 23, 2004

dalstrs posted:

What's up with the waivers in this league. They seem like the settings are messed up.

I get they are rolling based on standings, but even during the week they never change. If the 12th place team puts in 10 requests and the 11th place guy puts in the same 10 requests the 12th place guy will get all of his waivers approved and the 11th place person would not get any. Usually every successful wavier will make you go to 12th on the waiver list so the last place team can get the first waiver pick, but can't get all the waiver picks for the week.

first 3 draft picks: eddie lacy, andrew luck, alshon jeffrey
11th place in a 12 team league, cannot add charmander west because the 12th placed dude with 23 moves has higher waiver priority than me with 3 moves
truly fantasy football purgatory

# ? Oct 15, 2015 07:24

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

I would like to thank everyone so far that I've played that decides to score their lowest each week against my 5-0 paper tiger team

# ? Oct 15, 2015 19:58

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Daedra posted:

I would like to thank everyone so far that I've played that decides to score their lowest each week against my 5-0 paper tiger team

that trend will continue this week because i'm dead in the water :spooky:

# ? Oct 15, 2015 20:00

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Turns out my former coworker is a huge loving baby.

I adjusted the waiver to take effect after this week to be rolling based off of reverse standings, which should fix the issue we're seeing. I'm gonna just give him his 20 bucks back and eat his fee to keep the pot full, and if he cuts his team I can use commissioner tools to restore ti.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 02:52

dalstrs: Mar 11, 2004; At least this way my kill will have some use; Dinosaur Gum

Dubious posted:

Turns out my former coworker is a huge loving baby.

I adjusted the waiver to take effect after this week to be rolling based off of reverse standings, which should fix the issue we're seeing. I'm gonna just give him his 20 bucks back and eat his fee to keep the pot full, and if he cuts his team I can use commissioner tools to restore ti.

Make sure you emphasise how much of a bitch he is. You should keep his money too.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 02:58

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

dalstrs posted:

Make sure you emphasise how much of a bitch he is. You should keep his money too.

I won't let him hear the end of this. loving christ, sorry he went loco.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 03:44

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Some people are just lovely, ain't your fault Dubs.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 11:16

Darko: Dec 23, 2004

I was wondering if it was someone in this thread having a meltdown, heh. Stuff happens; don't blame you.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 14:24

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

I like how he is salty towards the top four teams. I'm 6-0 because of loving luck and working the waiver wire. I missed the draft and my WR core was Sammy Watkins, Charles Johnson, Marques Colston, Brandon LaFell, & Kenny Britt. :barf:

# ? Oct 20, 2015 14:38

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Pretty lame, I would kick him out on the basis of threatening to be a dick on the waiver wire. Is this a grown adult throwing this tantrum?

# ? Oct 20, 2015 14:54

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Gyshall posted:

Pretty lame, I would kick him out on the basis of threatening to be a dick on the waiver wire. Is this a grown adult throwing this tantrum?

Yes this is a grown rear end man throwing this hissy fit.

I can't kick him without deleting the league and manually rebuilding everyone's team, so i'll just be ready to fix the damage cutting could cause.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 17:50

dalstrs: Mar 11, 2004; At least this way my kill will have some use; Dinosaur Gum

Daedra posted:

I like how he is salty towards the top four teams. I'm 6-0 because of loving luck and working the waiver wire. I missed the draft and my WR core was Sammy Watkins, Charles Johnson, Marques Colston, Brandon LaFell, & Kenny Britt.

I don't think any team is really out of it with smart ww play. There isn't a team in the league that is so dominant no one has a chance. I have good WRs, but tumbleweed at RB (someone trade with me).

And Dub, like Daedra said, some people are just children, not your fault.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 18:21

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

To I sent out like six trade offers for wr. Send me counter if you don't like. It'd be cool to have one good wr.

My whole team is on the block So don't be scared with offers.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 04:27

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

I hated to give up Demarco but drat did I need a receiver, even one with a bum hip.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 00:18

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Daedra posted:

I hated to give up Demarco but drat did I need a receiver, even one with a bum hip.

I wanted to draft Demarco this year. I really did, but I just couldn't trust him. I'd have made the same trade in your shoes.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 01:23

dalstrs: Mar 11, 2004; At least this way my kill will have some use; Dinosaur Gum

Daedra posted:

I hated to give up Demarco but drat did I need a receiver, even one with a bum hip.

If it makes you feel better I think you got a good deal. I really think Allen will put up more points the rest of the season than DeMarco. If I didn't have Matthews I probably wouldn't have done the trade.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 01:32

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

I can't stop laughing at that guy I invited from work.

He's a grown rear end man, definitely not a fast food worker. We both make bank.

That's why i'm so goddamn shocked by him being such a baby over it. Whatever, i'm gonna just quit replying to his rear end about this if he can't be an adult over 20 goddamn dollars. If he cuts anyone, i'll just readd them to his team.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 01:36

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Daedra posted:

I like how he is salty towards the top four teams. I'm 6-0 because of loving luck and working the waiver wire. I missed the draft and my WR core was Sammy Watkins, Charles Johnson, Marques Colston, Brandon LaFell, & Kenny Britt.

My 4th place team is solid but I lucked into Freeman and sometimes that happens.

Dubious posted:

I can't stop laughing at that guy I invited from work.

He's a grown rear end man, definitely not a fast food worker. We both make bank.

That's why i'm so goddamn shocked by him being such a baby over it. Whatever, i'm gonna just quit replying to his rear end about this if he can't be an adult over 20 goddamn dollars. If he cuts anyone, i'll just readd them to his team.

He took Shady in the second and PFM in the fourth in a 3 WR, full point PPR league. I have no sympathy for someone who throws a fit when their bad draft leads to them having a bad team.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 01:40

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Hey Dubs I figured out how you can get rid of that idiot in our league. https://help.yahoo.com/kb/fantasy-football/sln6240.html

Just make an email address and send it to yourself.

Pimpcasso fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Oct 24, 2015

# ? Oct 24, 2015 15:49

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

I scored all of the points today and there's still 3 players left to go :laffo:

# ? Oct 26, 2015 00:51

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

I'm sorry for doubting you Breesus. Shame me from my bench.

# ? Nov 1, 2015 20:32

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

There is a good chance I'm going to lose starting Big Rape over Brees. :waycool:

Also lol at giants d outscoring the seahawks.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 01:52

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Stefon Diggs and Todd Gurley gonna save my season

# ? Nov 2, 2015 03:24

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Lost three in a row now. My team is as big a fraud as the Falcons.

# ? Nov 11, 2015 01:01

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# ? May 4, 2024 22:50

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

I may go from 6-0 to not making the playoffs lol

# ? Nov 24, 2015 10:41

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