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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > No One Stood With Rand Paul 2016
 
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Galaxy Pig
Dec 20, 2012
 I have a very vocal Rand Paul supporter at my job. Poor kid. You can tell he just discovered politics like a few years ago. Just like with Ron Paul supporters, I always find a way of politely pointing out the fact that he would never be elected on the coldest day in hell. And sure enough, he essentially acknowledges the hopelessness, but hits me with one of those "If everybody just..." statements:

"If everybody just OPENED THEIR EYES!"
"If everybody just LOOKED AT THE FACTS!"
"If everybody just STOPPED BEING SUCH IGNORANT LIBTARDS!"

This kind of wishful thinking depresses me. I guess he just needs a few more years on the planet Earth to familiarize himself with the human species.

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