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Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

'kovicovic'

# ? Jul 27, 2015 13:58

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Eau de MacGowan: May 12, 2009; BRASIL HEXA
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raheem is gonna murder vietnam :twisted:

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:09

Twat le Piss: Aug 4, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Steve, have you seen this? It's pretty interesting: http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/jul/27/the-stats-guru-helping-keep-alive-football-history-in-australia

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:10

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Twat le Piss posted:

Steve, have you seen this? It's pretty interesting: http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/jul/27/the-stats-guru-helping-keep-alive-football-history-in-australia

does this guy deal in advanced stats or just beginner and intermediate stats

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:14

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

i always thought hernanes was a defensive midfielder, was i wrong all this time?

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:14

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

ohhhhhh so easy

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:15

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Bogan Krkic posted:

kondogbia has been really poo poo so far

I'm glad.

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:17

Twat le Piss: Aug 4, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Bogan Krkic posted:

does this guy deal in advanced stats or just beginner and intermediate stats

wierdly local and provincial obscure teams , it's a good article on an autist pre a-league and the ethnic backgrounds of clubs

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:19

Insurrectionist: May 21, 2007

I only tuned in at like minute 30 but Inter have been dogshit so far. Madrid team hasn't even seemed to put that much effort in.

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:20

Twat le Piss: Aug 4, 2004; Grimey Drawer

madrid putting on all the murderbeards

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:22

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Twat le Piss posted:

wierdly local and provincial obscure teams , it's a good article on an autist pre a-league and the ethnic backgrounds of clubs

cool, ill read it later

Insurrectionist posted:

I only tuned in at like minute 30 but Inter have been dogshit so far. Madrid team hasn't even seemed to put that much effort in.

theyve either only got 3 good players or most of the team just cant be assed

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:22

Twat le Piss: Aug 4, 2004; Grimey Drawer

yellow card....problematic

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:25

Eau de MacGowan: May 12, 2009; BRASIL HEXA
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sterling silva :twisted:

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:36

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

PHWOAR gently caress OFF RONALD, JAMES IS HERE

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:47

Insurrectionist: May 21, 2007

Bogan Krkic posted:

PHWOAR gently caress OFF RONALD, JAMES IS HERE

There's no need for that friend, James and Ronald can play nice and support each-other

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:51

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Insurrectionist posted:

There's no need for that friend, James and Ronald can play nice and support each-other

they can't hold hands and take free kicks together, op

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:52

Insurrectionist: May 21, 2007

Bogan Krkic posted:

they can't hold hands and take free kicks together, op

Has this been tried? Think you might be onto something here OP

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:56

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Insurrectionist posted:

Has this been tried? Think you might be onto something here OP

I think Giggs + Scholes(?) tried it once but it was poo poo.

e: Actually Giggs and D.Beck and it was ok I guess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7xQPd3Z5QU

sebzilla fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Jul 27, 2015

# ? Jul 27, 2015 15:01

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bogan Krkic posted:

they can't hold hands and take free kicks together, op

it IS a friendly match

also Benfica and Chelsea are the worst pre-season teams every single time while Arsenal are undisputed champions.

# ? Jul 27, 2015 17:14

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Eau de MacGowan posted:

raheem is gonna murder vietnam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCFt4T-x7wc

# ? Jul 27, 2015 17:35

Insurrectionist: May 21, 2007

sebzilla posted:

I think Giggs + Scholes(?) tried it once but it was poo poo.

e: Actually Giggs and D.Beck and it was ok I guess

Think this could work good with some refinement, someone get Hams and Ronny on it stat

# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:24

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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Eau de MacGowan posted:

sterling silva

That link-up play was phwoar, I just hope it's still that easy for them against actual good opposition

# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:32

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

villa v wolves starts in 10 minutes because of thunder

# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:47

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

also the first half of fenerbahce v shakhtar just ended 0-0, which is not a friendly, but its a good rear end match.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:49

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

i love the villa boys, but nothing can top a quality dicko

# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:53

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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straight up brolic posted:

villa v wolves starts in 10 minutes because of thunder

I looked it up to see if it was available in America anywhere (it wasn't) but to my surprise Dundee vs Everton is!

Edit: Baines skies a FK, good stuff

# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:55

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All the cool kids are watching a Norwich second string against a West Ham second string

# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:56

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Blue Star Error posted:

All the cool kids are watching a Norwich second string against a West Ham second string

what match are you watching then?

# ? Jul 28, 2015 19:59

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

the commentator (jack woodward) just called dicko 'a real handful'

JFairfax posted:

what match are you watching then?

brutal

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:01

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

WHAT A FINISH BY KOZAK!!!

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:01

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

is that his first villa goal?

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:03

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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Lukaku off injured on 31 minutes, pointing to his hamstring

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:04

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Jose posted:

is that his first villa goal?

no he scored a few before having his leg turn into salt

# ? Jul 28, 2015 20:09

Ziggy Tzardust: Apr 7, 2006

Blue Star Error posted:

All the cool kids are watching a Norwich second string against a West Ham second string

The last 30 minutes when West Ham's first team came on was like night and day. Zarate and Payet alone were worth putting up with that first 60 minutes. It's the best I've seen West Ham play in years.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 22:03

Velvet Elvis: Jul 1, 2007

pik_d posted:

Lukaku off injured on 31 minutes, pointing to his hamstring

# ? Jul 28, 2015 23:10

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

hazard is so good, this is ridiculous

# ? Jul 29, 2015 01:15

Insurrectionist: May 21, 2007

Did Barca send their twink team for preseason?

I mean between their last game and this one so far...

# ? Jul 29, 2015 01:22

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Chelsea are on some insane gear this season, they're out there like rabid wolves.

# ? Jul 29, 2015 01:22

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Insurrectionist posted:

Did Barca send their twink team for preseason?.

Neymar isnt playing

# ? Jul 29, 2015 01:23

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Insurrectionist: May 21, 2007

straight up brolic posted:

Neymar isnt playing

This is a riddle with no solution then

# ? Jul 29, 2015 01:26

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