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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Insurrectionist posted:

Did Barca send their twink team for preseason?

I mean between their last game and this one so far...

As opposed to their all the time twink team?

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

straight up brolic posted:

Chelsea are on some insane gear this season, they're out there like rabid wolves.

It's almost like these games mean nothing and these players went out the night before the match and got wasted on insanely expensive champagne at exclusive nightclubs and maybe had some unprotected sex with American honeys.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Actually whenever was the last time Everton came to Philly for a friendly I saw the whole team at a real lovely bar at like 11 the night before the match and they seemed to be doing done serious drinking

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
A+ goalkeeping.

Cahill died though.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
lmao at Failcow playing for Chelsea

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

El Hefe posted:

lmao at Failcow playing for Chelsea


hey he's made 2 meaningless penalty kicks so far

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
Pre season just got unfriendly

Mourinho on Benitez's wife's allegation that she and her husband clean up Mou's mess he makes at clubs "She should be worrying about her husband's diet." Mourinho, continued : "The only team [Rafa] took over after me was Inter & he destroyed what was the best team in Europe in six months."

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Woodenlung posted:

Pre season just got unfriendly

Mourinho on Benitez's wife's allegation that she and her husband clean up Mou's mess he makes at clubs "She should be worrying about her husband's diet." Mourinho, continued : "The only team [Rafa] took over after me was Inter & he destroyed what was the best team in Europe in six months."

Lol after 10+ years he still takes every joke at him seriously

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

straight up brolic posted:

also the first half of fenerbahce v shakhtar just ended 0-0, which is not a friendly, but its a good rear end match.

we should have a Champions\Europa qualifier thread because these are really important matches that are being played to decide the next Champions League winner!

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Mans posted:

we should have a Champions\Europa qualifier thread because these are really important matches that are being played to decide the next Champions League winner!
be the change you wish to see in the world.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

this rapid vienna v ajax champions league match is amazing. rapid just came back from a goal and a man down to equalize.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
newcastle have lost all the pre-season matches so far now against york

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
lol Phil Jones is real bad

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Lads

The Bacc-man is really good and I'm proper hyped about this season.

he will of course sky a penalty in the upcoming shootout now that I've said this.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Gigi Galli posted:

Lads

The Bacc-man is really good and I'm proper hyped about this season.

he will of course sky a penalty in the upcoming shootout now that I've said this.

I liked Matri being subbed on at 90+4, and the ref blowing the whistle as he was running on.

Rest of the match was a bit poo poo though

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

pik_d posted:

I liked Matri being subbed on at 90+4, and the ref blowing the whistle as he was running on.

Rest of the match was a bit poo poo though

That's more time than he deserves imo.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Gigi Galli posted:

That's more time than he deserves imo.

Scored a pen though. Also did I see that right, did de Jong take the first one for Milan? Seems an odd choice

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Gigi Galli posted:

he will of course sky a penalty in the upcoming shootout now that I've said this.

hell,

pik_d posted:

Scored a pen though. Also did I see that right, did de Jong take the first one for Milan? Seems an odd choice

yeah that wouldn't normally be the case but he has a good shot in general. Lots of power.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Gigi Galli posted:

hell,


yeah that wouldn't normally be the case but he has a good shot in general. Lots of power.

Power sure, it's his finishing I'd be worried about. Though it seems he's scored more for Milan than City.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
aww, poor Donnarumma

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Gigi Galli posted:

aww, poor Donnarumma

He's no Joe Hart :(

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

pik_d posted:

He's no Joe Hart :(

He's also 16!

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Gigi Galli posted:

He's also 16!

He's pretty massive for 16

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

pik_d posted:

He's pretty massive for 16
out pops a smiling asian dude that used to post in TRP but left after calling a 14 year old hot

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Gigi Galli posted:

Lads

The Bacc-man is really good and I'm proper hyped about this season.

love the baccman. gonna watch milan games this season because he's there

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
newcastle are currently not losing to the first good team they've played in pre-season after losing all the others

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

veretout is debuting right this second.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
phwoar tim krul passed the ball out instead of smashing it up field

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
Stoke just lost 2-1 to Koln in a pretty dreadful match. Most notable thing was the commentator sounded like a drunk Jim Bowen.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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City are putting on an amateur hour performance against Stuttgart, but to be fair it's a midfield 3 of Evans (a kid), Nasri, and Silva. City are down 2-0 at half an hour.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Minnows Man City are being trounced by VfB Stuttgart. Mismatches like this so close to the start of the season are really questionable.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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the defence is a loving shambles :stare:

edit: 4-0 lol

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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4-0 at 37 minutes lmao, the midfield is nonexistent and the defense and attack are trash

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Liverpool are playing Helsinki in about 50 minutes:

Confirmed #LFC team to face @hjkhelsinki: Mignolet, Clyne, Skrtel, Lovren, Gomez, Henderson, Milner, Coutinho, Ibe, Lallana, Ings

This is going to be very similar to the team that lines up against Stoke, barring a few exceptions (I think Moreno and possibly Benteke will come in), so it will be good to see how they do.

The rest, including Firmino and Benteke, will be playing against Swindon tomorrow.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Eau de MacGowan posted:

the defence is a loving shambles :stare:

edit: 4-0 lol

are you ready for some panic buys???

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
I'm ready to put a cheeky fiver on Pellegrini being the first to the glue factory

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he'll be there until the end of the season almost certainly because thats when his and guardiola's contracts are up

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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pik_d posted:

are you ready for some panic buys???

its going to be ramos

gently caress

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Eau de MacGowan posted:

its going to be ramos

gently caress

Denayer and to a lesser extent, Zuculini and Iheanacho, must be really loving pleased how this game is going.

OK make that not a "lesser extent", City have scored an actual goal via Iheanacho.

pik_d fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Aug 1, 2015

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Swansea - Depor is not televised anywhere because Swansea is a tinpot club based in a shithole of a city.

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