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Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

MikeyTsi posted:

To reiterate, this is roughly what the floor looks like right now (I've removed more of the old vapor barrier, but you get the idea:


Strongly recommend putting cement board down. Those boards are gonna expand and contract with seasonal changes. Your tile isn't going to want to expand and contract with them. There will be a fight, feelings will be hurt, and tile will crack.

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Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Inspector 34 posted:

Well you bidet folks act like you don't use TP at all, which kind of weirds me out because that means you're putting your pants back on with a soggy (if clean) butt. I mean, logically I know there must me some drying procedure, but somehow you all are too cool for TP, so what do you do? Just air dry for 5min or so?

I'm gonna be honest, that's just one of many questions I have. Surely butts aren't a universal constant, so how do you ensure the bidet is aimed properly? Do you just scoot around on the seat until it's hitting the target? Does it ever shoot up between your legs? How does it not require agitation? If I had poo poo on my hands, I'm not confident running water would be enough to get it off.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Same way you dry off after a shower. A towel. I set one aside that is only for my butt
Is it monogrammed so you know whose rear end in a top hat towel is whose? Is there a towel for guest's assholes?

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

null_pointer posted:

Just so you know, you don’t have to do this anymore. You seem like a good person, who is deserving of a loving relationship. On behalf of all goons, I give you permission to refer to your girlfriend without needing to make it all caps.
Haha, I always assumed that was an automatic filter.

My girlfriend

Apparently not.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Sorry to hear it, man. Best of luck with everything.

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