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n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

That's the point. Doesn't tear through easily, and takes off a layer of skin.

I don't feel clean with soft papers. I mean, if you're trying to clean peanut butter out of shag carpet using only paper, do you want copier paper, or soft construction paper?

I want a power washer, which is why I have a bidet.

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n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

I'm also not a big fan of blasting water up my rear end (and even if I was... I'm in a run down early 80s rental, I'm pretty sure the property manager would laugh me out of the office if I asked them to install a bidet).

You can install one on your toilet yourself in literally 15 minutes.

https://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-CB-1000/dp/B003TPGPUW

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