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Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
Because the old SWOLE thread was sent to die in ylls I'm opening a new one again.



Let's talk about working out and picking things up to put them down again.

I'll just copy this from the old OP

quote:

Gay "rule"1: If you have an injury and you are over 30

dont go into details about it

just say I am over 30


catchall rule #2 to your stupid human being questions:


baby puzzle posted:


I'm still skinny fat


Mortimer posted:


lift weights

official swolethread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhl5K0mTSKY

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:firstpost:

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Why don't you post in YLLS about this?

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
Because Shine gassed the old thread immediately when it was moved there. So I assume bodybuilding/working out talk with snark isn't approved there.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
I'm one of those beginners that only ever squats, should I revel in the fact that I resemble a t-rex with my huge legs and atrophied arms or should I do a curl? Thanks in advance.

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

i just love blasting my glutes alongside my bros

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
masturbatory habits are an indoors thing I got a weight bench in my parents basement

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
just finished almost 2 months of GOMAD ama

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Fallows posted:

just finished almost 2 months of GOMAD ama

Do the milk-farts help you get up out of the hole when you squat?

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

what the hell america i just learnt you guys have a gym that gives people free pizza and cancels memberships if you work too hard or grunt a bit. this is the most whack poo poo i have ever read in my life tbqh

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
yea and i still count those reps too

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
my dick is swole

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

amityville anus posted:

my dick is swole

How much do you lift with it and are you using chalk?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i "lift" for hours I don't measure weight or use lube

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

amityville anus posted:

i "lift" for hours I don't measure weight or use lube

Sounds like you're a crossfitter, please be careful and "lift" with proper form. You don't wanna break your dick off.

CmdrSmirnoff
Oct 27, 2005
happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy
How many more goddamn squats do I have to do until my rear end is so good that two more legs sprout from it and I am a literal centaur? This is bullshit

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Clean and press is my fav exercise followed by tricep pushdown and barbell row

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Also I like dumbell oullover a lot and lat pull down.

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
Hmm yes a good thread have some squats

https://youtu.be/h-PDjzhyeBU

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Helios Grime posted:

Sounds like you're a crossfitter, please be careful and "lift" with proper form. You don't wanna break your dick off.

"Ripped his cock off in a stimulant induced frenzy" doesn't sound bad for a gig

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



i realized i got huge quads but next to no hammies so i had to humble myself and do some isolated machine work

so embarassing

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
ya know how tviv and stuff like that is for autists?

well ylls is for working out autists

long live gbs swolen

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Ramsus posted:

ya know how tviv and stuff like that is for autists?

well ylls is for working out autists

long live gbs swolen

Lets be real, the Gbs "Swole" thread isn't much better.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



gbs swole thread at the very least embraces meathead culture instead of denying its true roots like the inclusive ylls

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Its sole advantage, imho, is the absence of moderation.

"Shine" can lick my butthole as far as i am concerned

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Helios Grime posted:

Because Shine gassed the old thread immediately when it was moved there. So I assume bodybuilding/working out talk with snark isn't approved there.

I don't think that's why it was gassed but I never read the old thread.

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Its sole advantage, imho, is the absence of moderation.

"Shine" can lick my butthole as far as i am concerned

:rolleyes:

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Ralp posted:

I don't think that's why it was gassed but I never read the old thread.

If you didn't read the swole thread it makes me wonder: do you even lift?

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
didnt read thread or op but are the workout bros already getting angry because that's a given in any workout thread

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Ralp posted:

I don't think that's why it was gassed but I never read the old thread.

Ralp:

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
just checking in on this thread you guys made and are posting in the forum you frequent to make sure this is a thread that you guys want to post in

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Ralp posted:

I don't think that's why it was gassed but I never read the old thread.

franco 2.0 showed up and in his frenzy of I'LL TELL YOU WHATS FUNNY modding decided it needed to be in ylls which lasted all of maybe 10 posts before shine gassed it and the posts were like mild in comparison to the history of the thread

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
gas

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

protein farts?

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ok but why wouldn't it belong in YLLS. We have a subforum specifically for talking about working out. Why is that not sufficient, is what I'm trying to figure out.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Ralp posted:

Ok but why wouldn't it belong in YLLS. We have a subforum specifically for talking about working out. Why is that not sufficient, is what I'm trying to figure out.

YLLS culture is very serious, I think.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



beep boop what is fun

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Ralp posted:

Ok but why wouldn't it belong in YLLS. We have a subforum specifically for talking about working out. Why is that not sufficient, is what I'm trying to figure out.

this thread is barely about working out as is. it's just like a general chat with lot of gay bullshitting by workout enthusiasts and operates with a very gbs laxness that we all know doesn't fly in the other forums

what i'm wondering is why all of a sudden threads have to be defended about why they are in the general bullshit forum because i'm currently catching up on the suicide squad thread and gnarls rolled into that one like an aggressive d-bag demanding why he shouldn't move it to bss

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Ralp posted:

Why don't you post in YLLS about this?
Because they're even more humorless than GBS.

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Diet Coke Can
Jul 25, 2004
If a swole thread doesn't qualify as general bullshit, I don't know what does.

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