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limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Dunno who that is sorry

wow dude watch more porn you fag.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
excuse me they are sexual athletes!!!!!!

glugglguglguggluglugglug

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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


limeincoke posted:

wow dude watch more porn you fag.

I'm so sexy I just get laid all the time lol sorry you're so beta you gotta watch porn

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

Gaz2k21 posted:

Didn't gym today going to work on my OHP tomorrow, instead I did an hour of sparring,as its Muay Thai we normally stick to stand-up but we decided to mix it up and threw in working for takedowns and some MMA wrestling as well as gang fighting (which is fun as gently caress) Wrestling is a fucker of a workout and I recommend it if you want to get less fat/more badass/extra gay.

Muay Thai stand up. boy are Muay Thais sore

limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I'm so sexy I just get laid all the time lol sorry you're so beta you gotta watch porn

bitch say that to my face IRL see wut happens.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

limeincoke posted:

bitch say that to my face IRL see wut happens.

*bass soundtrack as two oiled up gymbros meet all swoled up at the gym*

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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Pesmerga posted:

*bass soundtrack as two oiled up gymbros meet all swoled up at the gym*

*yell at each other, flex a little bit, embrace in a long kiss*

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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


There's two bros at the gym talking about bro science and about how good the advice is Unironically right now lmao

limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
My fiance got way angry at me when I shared Broscience video "Get your girlfriend to lift" on her Facebook wall. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAWWqu3c4FY

I eventually was able to talk it off as a joke, but in actuality it wasn't. She's a silly cardio whore and she needs to work on dem squats.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

wasn't going to work out today then i read my favorite thread the swole thread and hit the gym back day style hardcore got so pump that i sprouted wings and flew home and have to fly back to get my car now stay swole boys

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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


DisgracelandUSA posted:

wasn't going to work out today then i read my favorite thread the swole thread and hit the gym back day style hardcore got so pump that i sprouted wings and flew home and have to fly back to get my car now stay swole boys

Swole thread, changing lives

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Swole thread, changing lives

no that was fat is beautiful my real favorite thread but swole thread helps me stick to my change

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



i got told to see a chiro for a shoulder imbalance

i laughed it off and booked pt instead

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

JebanyPedal posted:

PAVEL PATEL IS GAY!?!!?!? WTF!!!!!
:wth:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
anyone have any significant testicle shrinkage when it comes to steroids?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I am going to work glutes tonight and get a fuckable rear end because I'm a vain fuccboi.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



why were people surprised pavel is bi i thought they wanted to suck on his beefy man quads

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Gaunab posted:

anyone have any significant testicle shrinkage when it comes to steroids?

hot dog day 99 posted some funny stories about hiding his shriveled balls from his girlfriend

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
nice to see the swole thread back sup dudes.

*oil check*

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Tiny Lowtax posted:

There's two bros at the gym talking about bro science and about how good the advice is Unironically right now lmao

ITT I'm at the gyms posting on my phone!

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
i want a new lifting plan, someone link me to a good one for people that are intermediate level

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Lift a bunch of weights, but do it a little different than how you're currently doing it

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Are protein supplements worth taking?

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

Borden posted:

Are protein supplements worth taking?

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Borden posted:

Are protein supplements worth taking?

Only if you're not getting enough protein for the day.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i drink a protein shake for breakfast at work each day along with my lovely awful keurig coffee

its nice

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I just had a productive gym session but I'm afraid it wasn't as glute-dominant I was hoping for. Perhaps I was a little overzealous with the weights and devolved into the quad-dominant form that I am trying to avoid. Glutes are notoriously difficult to activate. Will do bodyweight exercises tonight with extra special attention to giving those cheeks a proper clench.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Borden posted:

Are protein supplements worth taking?

protein powder is good and tasty and its not like you can OD on protein or something (unless you're eating literally pounds of rabbit meat i guess). I got a giant bag of vanila from Truenutrition which is pretty goon-recommended last i checked, you can get all sort of silly nutrient blends and flavor mixes and specific types of protein but all you really need is whey

most store protein powders that brag about retarded supernutrient crap are garbage and overpriced

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Borden posted:

Are protein supplements worth taking?

i ran out of protein supp so i just started popping hard boiled eggs like chips

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Peanut butter powder is really good stuff for making smoothies.

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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


My Q-Face posted:

ITT I'm at the gyms posting on my phone!

Uh yeah because when you lift heavy weights, you rest between sets. Sorry you're a twink doing body weight exercises.

limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
Buy your protein from MyProtein. Some of the highest quality stuff out there and they run amazing sales all the time. For example, they had a 40 % off sale with free shipping over 100 bucks at the beginning of the year. I got 22 lb of Protein for 105 bucks. I mean eating solid food is nice, but getting 200-250g of protein through food alone is fuckin annoying as hell and I don't know why you would do it.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Is it okay to use cardio machines and ellipticals occasionally so long as you always use maximum resistance?

The Gillman
Jul 8, 2004
Beaten with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges
Grimey Drawer

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Uh yeah because when you lift heavy weights, you rest between sets. Sorry you're a twink doing body weight exercises.

If you have energy to be on your phone between sets. You aren't lifting heavy enough

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

The Gillman posted:

If you have energy to be on your phone between sets. You aren't lifting heavy enough

Maybe he is big enough that he has a twink bitch boy gym buddy that does the swiping on his phone for him.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

The Gillman posted:

If you have energy to be on your phone between sets. You are a human being.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

The Saurus posted:

Is it okay to use cardio machines and ellipticals occasionally so long as you always use maximum resistance?

Just pick up the cardio machine and start curling it.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Lunixnerd posted:

Just pick up the cardio machine and start curling it.

me irl



the one in the blue shirt

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My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Uh yeah because when you lift heavy weights, you rest between sets. Sorry you're a twink doing body weight exercises.

Yeah, when I "rest", I focus on actually resting and watching the clock and thinking about the next set

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