#SWOLEception2015, it's inflamed tendons all the way down

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Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

Because the old SWOLE thread was sent to die in ylls I'm opening a new one again.

Let's talk about working out and picking things up to put them down again.

I'll just copy this from the old OP

quote:

Gay "rule"1: If you have an injury and you are over 30

dont go into details about it

just say I am over 30

catchall rule #2 to your stupid human being questions:

baby puzzle posted:

I'm still skinny fat

Mortimer posted:

lift weights

official swolethread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhl5K0mTSKY

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 08:35

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 15:08

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

Because Shine gassed the old thread immediately when it was moved there. So I assume bodybuilding/working out talk with snark isn't approved there.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 08:57

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

amityville anus posted:

my dick is swole

How much do you lift with it and are you using chalk?

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 13:17

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

amityville anus posted:

i "lift" for hours I don't measure weight or use lube

Sounds like you're a crossfitter, please be careful and "lift" with proper form. You don't wanna break your dick off.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 13:31

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

Leg days ARE good days, but only after I finished. I feel weak and useless during the workout.

P.S. I am weak and useless

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 17:57

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

I did legs today but since I didn't have a lot of sleep because of sexytime with a ladyfriend the last few nights I felt like poo poo and couldn't increase my reps. I think I gotta tell her to let me sleep tonight.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 21:12

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

Gaunab posted:

why do you guys feel the need to tell everyone when you exercised your legs? is it because you were super obese so your legs have overly developed muscles from carrying you around fatty?

It's like saying you can drive a manual and you heel toe downshift every curve. :iiaca:

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 08:43

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

You probably picked something up from the ground with your loose pussy flaps.
Enjoy your std.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 14:55

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

The Gillman posted:

If you have energy to be on your phone between sets. You aren't lifting heavy enough

Maybe he is big enough that he has a twink bitch boy gym buddy that does the swiping on his phone for him.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 07:59

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

Lunixnerd posted:

Just pick up the cardio machine and start curling it.

me irl

_{the one in the blue shirt}

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 08:32

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

#SWOLEpride

Please share the message.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 07:47

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

monny posted:

eat bugs like a animal

lol

Calling it a protein bar with only 10g of protein and containing 300calories.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 10:41

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

I'm doing a low impact week because I was hurting all over. Reducing some weight and do one less set. Is this what getting old feels like?

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 10:16

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

Sonofsilversign posted:

lol if your jo sesh dont last long enough that you need to switch up

Or you ram a dildo up your rear end with the other hand.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 07:45

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

I went runnig.

My calfs are now broken.

I do stupid things to get laid.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 08:22

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

BoonyPC posted:

Foam roller or a massage stick do wonders for calves

I just didn't do anything and lived with the pain. That helped too.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 11:24

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

BoonyPC posted:

It'll be back

That would insinuate that I'll go running again.

Which I probably will because ladies love going for a run and don't want to hang out in gyms... :smithcloud:

# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 07:32

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

I just ripped my jeans on the inseam when croutching down.... Time to buy new pants that are either too tight around the thighs or loose as gently caress around my waist. :gbsmith:

Or maybe I'll just let my inner gayness run wild and just wear leggins 24/7

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 14:02

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

EoRaptor posted:

You could just spend lots of money instead?
http://barbellapparel.com/

Not in any way associated with these guys, just think it's funny that the long tail has produced jeans for people with big thighs as a product line.

That isn't as expensive as i thought it would be. I mean they charge that much for levis here...

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 16:25

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

Renegret posted:

There's a dude who comes into my gym wearing one of those high altitude simulation masks.

Lately he's been coming into the gym dressed like Bane.

One guy here tried that too. Only wore it 3 times, I guess the people starring at him and/or snickering behind his back was just too much for him

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 08:55

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 15:08

Helios Grime: Jan 27, 2012; Where we are going we won't need shirts; Pillbug

Also jumped back on the cutting train and reactivated my MFP app. Maybe I'll won't look like a weak twink this time when I get below 100kg.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 10:09

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