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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

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I have a suggestion for this thread. It's fine and cool but it should be autogassed if jebany pedal posts in it. In fact I think this would be a good rule of thumb for all threads.

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Hmm maybe just a hellban then

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Sir_Charles posted:

did not disappoint



lookin' good

Wouldn't be surprised to see this dude in the next final fantasy game

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How do you spend all day doing one exercise?

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I'm seeing. Thanks.

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Helios Grime posted:

I did legs today but since I didn't have a lot of sleep because of sexytime with a ladyfriend the last few nights I felt like poo poo and couldn't increase my reps. I think I gotta tell her to let me sleep tonight.

Why do you give a poo poo if you're getting laid? Talk about putting the car t before the horse

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Feminition posted:

i squat til my butt gently touches my calves, im not a savage

Wow, you must have very loose hammies

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Lol you had a hard time getting to 180? I easily weighed that when I was fat

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That's a pretty interesting read, although somebody ahead invented an eat watch, it's called MFP.

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It only a real PITA when you like to cook your own food, because the app isn't great at keeping track of custom recipes.

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It was very helpful when I was cutting, I don't need it for day to day maintenance.

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My hr reaches max during a heavy squat so I consider that interval cardio.

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What do you call a deadlift where you lower the weight like an inch off the ground but never really rest it on the floor?

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Aralan posted:

A deadlift? I don't know, that's the way I did/will do them even if the last few posts make it seem as though that's incorrect

When I do it, my lower back gets sore as hell, I think it's because it's tense for the entire duration whereas the other deadlift let's u relax between reps.

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Hatebag posted:

That may be the bad kind of sore since that interval between reps is when you're supposed to realign your spine afaik.

Yeah I only do the hard kind when my trainer is coaching me

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Tiny Lowtax posted:

Lmao if you're beta enough to pay for a trainer

I'm way more beta than you can ever hope to be bitch

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It's it better to lift very heavy weights for lots of reps or very heavy weights for less reps?

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It's already to late for me to die young

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Neurolimal posted:

do good form, love your skeleton, be swole lift viking in life, swole skeleton warrior of the technoliches in cyber 2190

Everybody knows the biggest skeletons are the strongest, you cant lift yourself over 6 if you're born manlettish

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That's decent I guess but why would somebody post that as if it was something impressive,,, that dude is still fat for one thing

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Pull ups are the one legit "body weight" exercise imo

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Lol what is that? Did he plant an egg on his bicep or something?

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If a steak is good, then so is pizza.

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How much protein do you really need? Muscle building seems to be a fairly slow process. Carbs on the other hand fuel the biological fire of life, they are amazing.

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I had a Zeus Gyro the other day, carbs and veggies and meat and fat. Everybody wins.

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bamhand posted:

You see him tear open his shins during the left. drat.

Looks to me like he's just smearing the blood that was already on his shins.

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Why you gotta be judgemental? Leave your ego at the door.

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Tiny Lowtax posted:

I think you wandered into the wrong thread, friend

I think you wandered into the wrong life

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Lunixnerd posted:

Please critique my squat form:


Hmm how do I do a leg press in the most retarded way possible...

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What's a good way to build up some meat in the middle of the chest so my sternum will stop sticking out like a crest?

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PerilPastry posted:

If you don't have an actual deformity like pectus carinatum you might still have lovely muscle insertions so your pecs seem to be too far apart.

Still, odds are you're just too skinny and need to eat more to get man tits/chesticles like the rest of us.

I got a decent amount of boob, not enough to sag, it's just kind of wide apart and flat in the middle.

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I do my private jerk at night, in front of the computer. Cleaning comes later.

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Today I'm going to try out a "pec fly".

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I like to go to the gym in wife beaters sometimes so everybody can see my skin blemishes and perky nips.

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All of mine are fruit if the loom and they are all neutral male colors such as brown, gray, olive, navy, etc

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No, I am Jewish and small



Jews who get tattoos can't get buried in religious grave yards unmolested

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My gym pipes in music over the speakers, saving me the hassle of setting up and listening to my own.

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I was looking at a single serving bottle of root beer in the employee lounge and saw it had 75g of sugar. That's just shy of 19 teaspoons. In a bottle. Why is this legal?

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Yesterday I was at a nutrition lecture and they lady said to drink 200ish calories of chocolate milk for recovery. Is that bullhonkey?

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Well supposedly it's because of the higher carb content, they said to aim for 3-4 grams carb per gram protein. But this was for endurance cycling, I don't know of it applies to interval training such as weightlifting.

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