#SWOLEception2015, it's inflamed tendons all the way down

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ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Is this the place to talk about my hammies in a sarcastic manner>

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 20:45

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 01:12

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Hmm, was wondering when this thread was going to get all crossfitty

# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 16:04

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

evil spiff posted:

Would you like to have a pullup contest? 1 set, strict form, you choose the grip, loser eats a 1 month probation?

Alternatively, keep bagging on a hashtag from a dude that is undoubtedly much stronger than you, and getting paid for it. You're seeing the trees, not the forest.

ps I don't crossfit

LOL, I don't know who you are talking to, but calm down

# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 22:06

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

#rotatorcuff

# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 22:23

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

First one to give a gently caress in gbs losses, dudes

# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 00:46

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

I'm the 50 year old Gold's Fit lady up at 5:30 AM who never gets any healthier

# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 21:30

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Sonofsilversign posted:

plus the flexibility makes it way easier to fit in the dudes for my triple anal gently caress sesh on the weekend

Sold

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 12:38

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

What's the best stretch or exercise for when you gently caress up that tendon that lets you lift your arm up for dumbell raises?

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 15:39

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Pesmerga posted:

So starting a bulk at approximately 12% body fat - good idea, or terrible idea?

Is this 12% on a bad rear end beastly frame or 12% on a Dota professional

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 17:07

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Get a costco membership

Buy all the chicken

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 18:01

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Zzulu posted:

you wanna work in you gotta SUCK MY DICK and take me to dinner, maybe whisper some REAL loving SWEET NOTHINGS INTO MY EAR

Off topic, thanks for that weird rear end shoulder exercise you gave me weeks ago, turns out there's a secret muscle in my shoulder I've never used and now have to build up with babby weights

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 18:08

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

soy posted:

then suck my dick.

I keep doing everything in the wrong order

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 18:30

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

notZaar posted:

I find the easiest way to do this is to push the floor down instead of extending the legs.

This mother fucker right here causing global warming, smdh

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 19:59

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

How do I disguise my horrible wobbly legs 2 days after leg day? People are starting to suspect that I may not actually be a polio victim

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 05:22

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

FogHelmut posted:

Why are you limiting yourself to only a single leg day

Is everyday leg day? :eyepop:

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 15:05

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

CAN ANYBODY DEFEAT RICH FRONING ???!!! THE GRERATEST ATHLETE OF ALL TIME IN THIS NICHE "SPORT"

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 15:09

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Garrand posted:

So I can't tell if I like my new gym better or not than my old. It's more expensive by about 10 bucks but it's got a better selection of free weights. It's not 24 hours (and the weekend hours really suck, actually) but it's also got a better selection of machines and more space / less crowding during normal hours.

It does, as far as I can tell, have the same problem every other gym in the area does. I don't know if it's just that college assholes are a big part of their income but all the gyms in the area have issues in the afternoons with weights / towels being tossed around, nothing gets reracked and there's always at least one group of bros hogging a bench while doing one set every 5 minutes. Earlier this week it took me like 5 minutes to find a pair of 2.5lb plates for some curls because they kept getting hidden behind 25 and 45 plates in opposite parts of the gym.

Also feel like an rear end in a top hat because it took me a while to figure out how the angled leg press works (my former gym just had that horizontal belt one; I maxed it out almost immediately and had to switch to one-leg presses instead.)

Welp, I ended up typing way more than I thought I would so welcome to my livejournal everyone!

How much do I have to pay to get a towel

# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 15:49

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

I've started replacing my grunts with that Ronnie Coleman "Oooooooooooooo" thing, its fun

# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 22:02

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 01:12

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Buller posted:

Got inflammed hips because I squatted too deep and too wide, take care out there.

Balrogs gonna come out yo rear end

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 20:50

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