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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
P-32 was brutally murdered last night but dont hear a single thing about him, no one sheds a tear for poor P-32. Someone kills a lion that terrified local citizens in africa and we loving go apeshit and call for the guy who hunted it honorably to be lynched.

P-32 gets owned trying to play frogger on I-5 (like a loving idiot) and no one even bats an eye? Way to give a poo poo about domestic issues people.


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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
No one even cares enough to google who P-32 was, huh? P-32 was actually one hell of a lot more impressive of an animal than Cecil.

quote:

P-32: Mountain lion who crossed the 101 killed crossing I-5

The only male mountain lion known to leave the Santa Monica Mountains and enter the more contiguous forests to the north, was struck dead earlier this week on Interstate 5, according to officials.

Puma 32 or P-32, as he was known, made headlines last April when he managed to cross the 101 Freeway, allowing him to possibly mate with females outside of his family.

On his journey, P-32 also managed to make it across State Route 23, Highway 118 and Highway 126. Crossing the I-5 however, proved fatal.

Based on GPS data from the large cat's radio collar, he was likely hit between 4 and 6 a.m. Monday.

His body appeared to have a broken leg and significant internal bleeding.

"I think he probably died fairly quickly,” said National Park Service ecologist Justin Brown.

At approximately 21 months old, P-32 was considered a juvenile and was likely fleeing stronger, aggressive males who were guarding their territory in the Santa Monica Mountains.

“This case illustrates the challenges that mountain lions in this region face, particularly males,” said Dr. Seth Riley, a wildlife ecologist with Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area.

“P-32 conquered all kinds of freeways and highways to reach the Los Padres, but it was probably another dominant male that made him leave the area and attempt one last crossing, which obviously was not successful,” he said in a press release.

Scientists have been studying pumas in the area since 2002, and P-32 was tagged at four weeks of age.

His sister, P-33, also crossed the 101 freeway earlier this year.

Perhaps the most famous mountain lion in Southern California is P-22 who currently lives in Griffith Park, crossing the 405 and the 101 to get there.

He is the only known male mountain lion born in the Santa Monica Mountains that has survived into adulthood, but his dispersal is not considered successful because he is isolated with no potential mates in Griffith Park.

Inbreeding is a big problem for the lions of the Santa Monica Mountains, according to researchers. They are genetically hemmed in by freeways and urban sprawl. In fact, P-32 was the product of in-breeding.

Crossing from their native areas to new territories is crucial for the animals long term survival, however California freeways continue to be a deadly impediment.

P-32 is the 12th mountain lion killed on a freeway or road since 2002.

Conservationists have called for a wildlife crossing over the 101 Freeway to help alleviate this problem, but even this solution wouldn't completely eliminate the possibility of animals being hit by cars and trucks.

Biologists examined P-32's body to learn about his health and whether or not the animal was exposed to rat poison.

They found that overall, before his death, P-32 seemed to be in good health.



Why does no one care about P-32? Is it because you cant get all indignant about him being killed by a successful white man?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Did the driver that hit him lure him into the road, get a professional driver to hit him with a truck first and then run over him with a Prius? Because that's what would need to have happened for this to be anything like the other.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:



Why does no one care about P-32? Is it because you cant get all indignant about him being killed by a successful white man?

because it was accidental? also I don't think mountain lions are particularly endangered

though you'd have to be a loving moron to hit a mountain lion on I5

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Florida panthers are incredibly endangered. Out west though, no.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Moridin920 posted:

though you'd have to be a loving moron to hit a mountain lion on I5

Or looking for dinner.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
it's pretty funny to imagine animals having personalities like in the land before time or something, only instead of the great valley they just need to get across a few LA freeways, and they still can't

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Moridin920 posted:

because it was accidental?

the whole cecil BS thing was accidental too though, the guy even said he didnt know that it was a famous lion when he shot it


Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

it's pretty funny to imagine animals having personalities like in the land before time or something, only instead of the great valley they just need to get across a few LA freeways, and they still can't

lol

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
P-32 used to spit that hot fire ... who clapped him?

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Melmac posted:

I think it has more to do with the fact that when a dirt-poor homeless guy from Zimbabwe does it it's a bit more easy to accept than when it is done by an affluent, educated American who spends the average person's yearly salary for the privilege to do it (and then gloats and smiles in pictures with its carcass). That's what I would assume the difference is, anyway.

grrr i'm so mad that i do nothing to help wildlife conservation and then these rich white men spend 50-400k on hunting animals in africa which goes towards conservation in a similar way that it has been successfully been regulated in the states for decades

big dumb idiots that dont' understand how when the value of an animal is suddenly 50-400k the countries that have them will want lots of them to auction off which saves the populations

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Moridin920 posted:

because it was accidental? also I don't think mountain lions are particularly endangered

though you'd have to be a loving moron to hit a mountain lion on I5

neither are lions in africa ya dingus

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Ramsus posted:

grrr i'm so mad that i do nothing to help wildlife conservation and then these rich white men spend 50-400k on hunting animals in africa which goes towards conservation in a similar way that it has been successfully been regulated in the states for decades

big dumb idiots that dont' understand how when the value of an animal is suddenly 50-400k the countries that have them will want lots of them to auction off which saves the populations

Wow so this rich guy who kills lions is actually saving them, makes u think.

Actually, supposedly less than 3% of the money spent goes towards conservation so good job reading a talking point put out by someone who hunts giraffes or whatever.

And do I donate decent amounts of money and plenty of volunteer time for animals tyvm

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

so does it like take you way longer to pee through your micro-penis than a regular guy? I mean I know you can't tell me firsthand but guestimate based on how long it takes you at the urinal vs regular guys peeing next to you

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Pick posted:

Hans Kruuk famously studied lion kills by walking up to lions eating while clapping his hands and they'd run away so he could take a look.

i dunno if this is true or not but i read something a long time ago about people thinking they have a haunted basement or whatever but it turns out something in the area is producing a sound that matches the frequency of a lions roar. like lions owned our ancestors so hard that we have this inherited fear of things around that frequency so we panic and start imaging something is trying to get us? youre like a cat scientist or something right?

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

it's pretty funny to imagine animals having personalities like in the land before time or something, only instead of the great valley they just need to get across a few LA freeways, and they still can't

haha

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.

Ramsus posted:

neither are lions in africa ya dingus

Are there advantages like not worrying about leaving your fly open because there's no chance anything unwanted will be showing, even if you bend over? Are women willing to date you for the novelty factor alone? You really should do an AMA, it'd be cool.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Melmac posted:

Wow so this rich guy who kills lions is actually saving them, makes u think.

Actually, supposedly less than 3% of the money spent goes towards conservation so good job reading a talking point put out by someone who hunts giraffes or whatever.

And do I donate decent amounts of money and plenty of volunteer time for animals tyvm

3% huh

sure

k

saving mangy cats at your local homo shelter is actually bad for the environment

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Ramsus posted:

grrr i'm so mad that i do nothing to help wildlife conservation and then these rich white men spend 50-400k on hunting animals in africa which goes towards conservation in a similar way that it has been successfully been regulated in the states for decades

big dumb idiots that dont' understand how when the value of an animal is suddenly 50-400k the countries that have them will want lots of them to auction off which saves the populations

As much as I'm sure Theo Bronkhorst had every intention of taking the $50,000 and redistributing it in local villages and to conservation charities, taking out the alpha males of a given population and leaving their progeny to be taken out by inferior males isn't all that great a solution.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

LethalGeek posted:

I'm really happy that guy's life got ruined without any actual violence happening to him. I don't have to feel sorry for him at all

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Ramsus posted:

grrr i'm so mad that i do nothing to help wildlife conservation and then these rich white men spend 50-400k on hunting animals in africa which goes towards conservation in a similar way that it has been successfully been regulated in the states for decades

big dumb idiots that dont' understand how when the value of an animal is suddenly 50-400k the countries that have them will want lots of them to auction off which saves the populations

how much money do i need to donate to local shelters to be able to legally slice the local homeless dudes throat completely open and then take photos of his dismembered corpse and post them on Facebook?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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the dentist contributed more to the world than the lion did just sayin

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Fojar38 posted:

the dentist contributed more to the world than the lion did just sayin

really makes u thinj

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.
are people still livid over that stupid lion?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
If I could go back in time I would a gun and kill Cecil first by attaching some steaks to the mirrors of a Honda accord

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

FIRST TIME posted:

gently caress that guy

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Triple A posted:

are people still livid over that stupid lion?

I've just realised that Cecil really didn't make much of a contribution like scraping plaque off fat midwestern children so I'm slowly coming to terms

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.

Daedra posted:

If I could go back in time I would a gun and kill Cecil first by attaching some steaks to the mirrors of a Honda accord

Did you accidentally the whole gun, too?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

how much to shoot a baby elephant with a hellfire missile?

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.

Universe Master posted:

how much to shoot a baby elephant with a hellfire missile?

go ask Mugabe

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

corpuscollossus posted:

I've just realised that Cecil really didn't make much of a contribution like scraping plaque off fat midwestern children so I'm slowly coming to terms

He wasn't even a dentist that did important stuff like that lol

it was poo poo like giving people stupid fake-looking garbage

Clemocracy
Jul 21, 2015

by Ralp
Looks like he does quality work. Would hire if i needed his services. I wouldnt hire the lion as it sleeps all day and murders villagers and livestock when its awake

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

He's got some fake teeth for a dentist.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Clemocracy posted:

Looks like he does quality work. Would hire if i needed his services. I wouldnt hire the lion as it sleeps all day and murders villagers and livestock when its awake

I would like to Knee his groin repeatedly; for eternity

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

Melmac posted:

Wow so this rich guy who kills lions is actually saving them, makes u think.

That's what conservationists say.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/11/world/africa/outcry-for-cecil-the-lion-could-undercut-conservation-efforts.html?_r=0

quote:

As condemnation spread across social media, several airlines announced that they would stop transporting parts of certain animals killed in trophy hunts. The carriers included Delta, American and United, airlines headquartered in the United States, the biggest source by far of trophy hunters in Africa.

The governments of South Africa and Namibia, a country regarded as a model for hunting programs that benefit local communities, decried the moves.

“This will be the end of conservation in Namibia,” the country’s environment and tourism minister, Pohamba Shifeta, said last week, according to the Namibia Press Agency.


lol if a social media meltdown over a dead gay lion turns out to be the last nail in the coffin for african wildlife

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
What's the over under on Pohamba Shifeta living in a house built by trophy money?

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

corpuscollossus posted:

What's the over under on Pohamba Shifeta living in a house built by trophy money?

it's probably certain enough that it's almost a question of whether or not 0.999... = 1.0

but even with heavy skimming we know that the conservation programs are effective because they literally make each animal worth a small fortune and therefore worth saving.

take away the big hunterbux and a lion that was worth 100k is now a worthless pest that might eat me

the article explains it very well but you probably didn't read it since you replied in two minutes

Clemocracy
Jul 21, 2015

by Ralp
Be nice hes a cool guy

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Chinatown posted:

how much money do i need to donate to local shelters to be able to legally slice the local homeless dudes throat completely open and then take photos of his dismembered corpse and post them on Facebook?

Well you see, the homeless person is a person and the lion wasn't one. It was a lion. So maybe something like.....$5000?

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