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Captain_Maclaine posted:We've probably already had one, if you buy Forrest Church's arguments concerning James Monroe in So Help Me God: The Founding Fathers and the First Great Battle Over Church and State. Doesn't count unless they're out. I doubt Obama or Clinton are True Believers.
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Brannock posted:The disabled. As in, deaf, the blind, what have you. They'd hide it at first like FDR. Probably in comical, slapstick ways that will make for an endearing christmas movie in the year of their inauguration.
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Lord of Pie posted:Gotta go with women. Iceland has had the longest running female president ever (16 years) and they're doing pretty good Makes you think Also the last minority group that will ever have a president: honest politicians
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As a narcoleptic a narcolepsy presidency sounds extremely funny
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Gay transgender baha'i android. Like android to gynoid trans. We'll have a gynoid to android transgender baha'i long before that.
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Wheeee posted:Doesn't count unless they're out. Why must you deny James Buchanan his one non-terrible claim to fame?
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Brannock posted:The disabled. As in, deaf, the blind, what have you. I would be legit proud to be in a country with a blind or deaf head of state
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Brannock posted:The disabled. 
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Harald posted:probably atheists Insha'allah
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Furry President. The way things are going I could see the GOP putting up a guy in an eagle costume
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bhabi djindal is here w/ good news
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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:bhabi djindal is here w/ good news 
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Harald posted:probably atheists god i hope so
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Sinestro posted:has anyone said furrys yet I never noticed that he's wearing what looks to be a monocle before.
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I think this thread needs a minority list. I don't mean to be culturally insensitive and lump a ton of groups together, but let's be honest - that's what most Americans do. Ethnicity: African/Black Hispanic East Asian (Korean, Japanese, Chinese) Middle Eastern South Asian (India, Pakistan) Native American Other Religion: Jewish Muslim Hindu Scientologist Atheist Other Sexuality: Gay/Lesbian Bisexual Transgender Now rank and discuss, and add categories that I missed.
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A fetus could win the nomination but not the general imo.
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The long oppressed 34-and-under group.
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rear end cobra posted:A fetus could win the nomination but not the general imo. What if it was a pregnant woman who was taking orders from her fetus? A pregnant woman who considered abortion before the fetus commanded her to run for president for it because it's not old/born enough yet to run? Could the fetus be veep? But seriously, it's this: Maximum Tomfoolery posted:White Christian males.
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Leofish posted:What if it was a pregnant woman who was taking orders from her fetus? A pregnant woman who considered abortion before the fetus commanded her to run for president for it because it's not old/born enough yet to run? the joke is the fetus would be born and then people would stop caring senpai
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stoutfish posted:the joke is the fetus would be born and then people would stop caring senpai THAT FETUS CAN GET A JOB IF IT WANTS TO EAT. NO HANDOUTS!
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Hermano posted:Native American this, but only because they'll be extinct as an ethnicity in like fifty years and we'll make the last one president as a sarcastic apology for five centuries of genocide.
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NotWearingPants posted:oh atheist is a good one. I think you should have gone with your first instinct there. Bernie is a non-practicing Jew, he's pretty much an atheist. It could happen. On the other hand, there will never ever be a Deaf, Scientologist, or MtF transgender president.
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Leofish posted:THAT FETUS CAN GET A JOB IF IT WANTS TO EAT. NO HANDOUTS! A job selling organs?
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We have a Hopi federal judge! The idea of a Native American president doesn't quite as unlikely now.  But it'll still probably never happen. 
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NotWearingPants posted:I think if you asked this question 20-30 years ago people would have said "There will never be black president." Now we've gotten black, and there's a good chance we will get either Jewish or female next election. (note: I do realize female is not a racial minority) all presidents where Jewish presidents 
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Brannock posted:The disabled. As in, deaf, the blind, what have you. deaf culture's very parochial and is abhorrent in some ways. this would be like an otherkin becoming president. I think it's cause they can't experience laughter or music. blind people I'm totes down with
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Abner Cadaver II posted:We have a Hopi federal judge! The idea of a Native American president doesn't quite as unlikely now. Hoover's VP was Native American! indigi posted:deaf culture's very parochial and is abhorrent in some ways. this would be like an otherkin becoming president. I think it's cause they can't experience laughter or music. blind people I'm totes down with For instance, they have some pretty racist/bigoted signs for black people, native americans, jews, etc ATribeCalledKvetch has issued a correction as of 17:50 on Aug 3, 2015 |
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