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foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)
Actually I'm loving hour much of assholes these guys are. I want Landycakes to un retire and play these guys every week until his head explodes in a shower of whining.

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Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

cum everywhere

what a loving comeback and win

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Evans is the loving man!

Drinking a 22 oz space dust ipa to celebrate :dance:

Xylorjax
Nov 27, 2002

poo poo game rescued by a bonkers last 10 minutes. Thank god for our subs

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/whoisjoserivera/status/634216673134964736/photo/1

hahahah I love it all

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010


And he didn't even get a yellow for kicking the ball at a player.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

I was at the game that was a shameful display by Olimpia... who were a bunch of diving cunts.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



It's gonna be hilarious when Saprissa manage to draw both games against Santos but still go out on goals because they failed to score enough against these T&T garbagemen

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
wrong thread, literally

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Round 3 where to watch:

August 25:
D.C. United vs. Montego Bay United - Fox Sports 2
Saprissa vs. Santos Laguna - Univision Deportes
Municipal vs. Santa Tecla - Fox Soccer 2Go

August 26:
San Francisco vs. Querétaro - Univision Deportes
Herediano vs. UANL - Univision Deportes
Olimpia vs. Seattle Sounders FC - Fox Soccer Plus

August 27:
Comunicaciones vs. Central FC - Univision Deportes
Motagua vs. Walter Feretti - Fox Soccer 2Go

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
DC owns all continental scrubs

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
I have to say, there's some majestic names on Montego Bay. Jermaine Woozencroft Supremacy

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Saprissa have had extremely lovely finishing lately so expect like 20 shots wide and a loss for them today.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



So far I have been wrong about everything I've predicted in this stupid cup

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Time to see if the Sounders 21.5 can get a result in Honduras.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
I am prepared for the CONCACAF Experience.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
This half has seen a foul roughly every 7.6 femtoseconds but nary a card.

CONCACAF

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Well poo poo

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Seattle will not make the playoffs, the knockout rounds, or the all-met first team

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Well, that's what happens when you bring a knife to a gun fight.

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

whypick1 posted:

Well, that's what happens when you bring a knife to a gun fight.

Against a team from a country that knows a thing or two about gunfights.

SandersPacheco
Jul 15, 2004

Faster than light

Drogadon posted:

So far I have been wrong about everything I've predicted in this stupid cup

Relax, we'll still lose in Mexico 2/3-0 and fail to qualify on goals.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Round 4 where to watch:

September 15:
D.C. United vs. Árabe Unido - FS2
Santa Tecla vs. Real Salt Lake - Fox Soccer Plus

September 16:
W Connection vs. Saprissa - Univision Deportes
Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs. Olimpia - Sportsnet One
Walter Ferreti vs América - Univision Deportes

September 17:
Central FC vs. Comunicaciones - Fox Soccer 2Go
Isidro Metapán vs. Herediano - Fox Soccer 2Go
Querétaro vs. Hankook Verdes - Univision Deportes

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
DC United clinched a quarterfinal spot. Dozens were thrilled. They'll crash out in some impoverished shithole, or maybe in Central America.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Due to "technical difficulties" the W Connection - Saprissa match will not be televised. CONCACAF.

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
Whitecaps vs. Olimpia tonight. Caps have looked good, lead 1-0

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
The CONCACAFest of goals to put Vancouver up against Olimpia. Mattocks through on goal, trips over the ball ten yards out, Froese follows up and somehow chips it over the sprawled keeper and the defender on the line (I refuse to believe it was on purpose because nobody tries to get under the ball that close in).

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



lmao saprissa lost in trinidad, verguenza nacional!

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
See that, that's why I can never relax after 70' in a Whitecaps game. But they held on, somehow.

Winner of SEA-VAN at CenturyLink next week goes on, loser goes home, draw means we need a result in Honduras (so win, pls.)

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran

Dallan Invictus posted:

The CONCACAFest of goals to put Vancouver up against Olimpia. Mattocks through on goal, trips over the ball ten yards out, Froese follows up and somehow chips it over the sprawled keeper and the defender on the line (I refuse to believe it was on purpose because nobody tries to get under the ball that close in).

I think the goalkeeper or defender got a piece of the ball and it deflected over.

Mattocks was at his Mattocks-iest last night and continues to show that he has no finishing skill. He can put himself in good positions and get people excited but then does something groan worthy.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Herediano chocked against Meatpan, can CONCACAF just stop inviting Costarican teams to this?

Also Queretaro destroyed the mighty Verdes 8-0.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Round 5 where to watch:

September 22:
Montego Bay United vs. D.C. United - Fox Soccer Plus
W Connection vs. Santos Laguna - Univision Deportes
Hankook Verdes vs. San Francisco - Fox Soccer 2Go

September 23
Central FC vs. Los Angeles Galaxy - Fox Soccer Plus
Seattle Sounders FC vs. Vancouver Whitecaps FC - FS2

September 24
Walter Ferreti vs Motagua - Univision Deportes
Isidro Metapán vs. UANL - Univision Deportes
Real Salt Lake vs. Santa Tecla - FS2

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
DCU, winless in five matches in the league, sends a horrific skeleton crew with only three subs on the bench. Now they're down 2-0 and sorry wife I'm gay now and you can't stop me

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



It saddens me to see our insanely gay team is finally breaking you Fancy :(

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Your Boy Fancy posted:

DCU, winless in five matches in the league, sends a horrific skeleton crew with only three subs on the bench. Now they're down 2-0 and sorry wife I'm gay now and you can't stop me

Aren't they already through to the next round anyway?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

SeaTard posted:

Aren't they already through to the next round anyway?

While that may be true, you want as many points as possible to have the highest seed in the knockout round so you don't have to hedge your bets on getting a result in Mexico.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

CaptainYesterday posted:

While that may be true, you want as many points as possible to have the highest seed in the knockout round so you don't have to hedge your bets on getting a result in Mexico.

For all the good it did DC last winter. 5-2 away in Alajulense. Fuckers. Idiot bitches.

I get mad when Olsen punts like this. He did it in Pittsburgh for the Open Cup and won nearly by accident, so he made sure to lose while a man up in Philly in the pouring rain. It's loving absurd because it clearly signals that winning the East is more important, except we've taken a single point out of the last fifteen and any chance of winning the East is done and dusted.

This may be our last stand in CCL for the rest of the decade and Olsen won't even dignify it until another timid start and hrrmwellwedidplaywithheartsoooooooooo

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Olson is bad but the problems in this organization have been present for many years and it's not like other coaches have been much better. It's strange to see you so frustrated Fancy I would have thought you would have made peace with our gay team years ago.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
And then we score three unanswered anyway

loving

I'll explain over PM but holy gently caress this team is making me furious at the moment.

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I didn't watch it because I don't think a single bar within 4 hours carries that channel, but how the gently caress did DC go down 0-3 and come back to make it 3-3? Especially with that lineup. Also, why didn't Olsen even bother traveling with the team?

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