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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
fuuuuuck

e. Jordan Morris is a beautiful human who runs very very fast.

shirts and skins fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Feb 24, 2016

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foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

camoseven posted:

Don't kid yourself, every MLS team is gonna lose like 7-1 on aggregate. It's gonna be a slaughter.

Hey, we'll probably lose 7-2 on aggregate! We're beating the spread!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Preparing myself for the full CONCACAF experience next week. I bet there will be more lasers at Azteca than there are at a Trans Siberian Orchestra concert.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Don't forget about the ziploc bags of urine!

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

And the fans might say a bad word when the other team takes a goal kick.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



MechaFrogzilla posted:

Don't forget about the ziploc bags of urine!

look at millionaire guy over here with his 'ziplocs'

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

That was better than I expected pre-game, but not as good as I had hoped halfway through. I'm pretty sure Club America will easily win at home, but I guess there is a small chance they'll try and rest players which might give Seattle a chance.

Tank44
Jun 13, 2005

We want the ball & We're going to score

SeaTard posted:

That was better than I expected pre-game, but not as good as I had hoped halfway through. I'm pretty sure Club America will easily win at home, but I guess there is a small chance they'll try and rest players which might give Seattle a chance.

I'm fully expecting the second leg to be either 0-0 and the typical boring keep away game or 5-0 Club America win.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Tank44 posted:

I'm fully expecting the second leg to be either 0-0 and the typical boring keep away game or 5-0 Club America win.

Yeah, Club America has the away goals advantage, so really, they just have to avoid going down or letting two in. And I'm sure they can do that all day.

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

foobardog posted:

Yeah, Club America has the away goals advantage, so really, they just have to avoid going down or letting two in. And I'm sure they can do that all day.

No way Oba's going to hit the hat trick.

:(

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
That was a reeeal soft penalty call, and THE BALL DON'T LIE!

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

I'm no Beckerman fan but that handball call was bullshit, at least it was defended

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That header...not so much.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Guess there's a rule that every home team this round has to score 2 goals.

edit: Looks like LA missed that memo.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Feb 25, 2016

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Galaxy might actually be alright. I mean they probably won't be, but 0-0 at home isn't a disaster.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Damning with faint praise:

https://twitter.com/SoundersFC/status/702720502217846784

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

gtkor posted:

Galaxy might actually be alright. I mean they probably won't be, but 0-0 at home isn't a disaster.

They got the best possible result of any of the 4 MLS sides. Which also means that if they don't advance while one of the other ones does (comedy option is DC), they should probably all retire right there.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

SeaTard posted:

They got the best possible result of any of the 4 MLS sides. Which also means that if they don't advance while one of the other ones does (comedy option is DC), they should probably all retire right there.

Previous history suggests that comedy option will make the finals but then lose, so I'm expecting that.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

foobardog posted:

Previous history suggests that comedy option will make the finals but then lose, so I'm expecting that.

But there's no Canadian team left... :confused:

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

whypick1 posted:

But there's no Canadian team left... :confused:

When Ted Cruz wins, DC will become Canadian.

El Chingon
Oct 9, 2012
Everything is set up to be an all Liga MX semifinals.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
https://twitter.com/SoccerInsider/status/704368411682467840

Something something "CONCACAF"

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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This week's second leg matches are all on FS2, probably to minimize the embarrassment MLS teams are going to get.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

CaptainYesterday posted:

This week's second leg matches are all on FS2, probably to minimize the embarrassment MLS teams are going to get.

Which means finding a bar to actually watch them will be hard as gently caress.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I don't speak Spanish well enough to translate, but reporters on Twitter are saying that this tweet from Club Queretaro denies that anything was stolen from the DC locker room.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



They're saying that:

1. They gave the only key to the DC people, therefore it's impossible for anyone else to enter dressing room
2. One of the DC players used a tracking app that said the phone was on Mexico City, therefore the phone was stolen elsewhere
3. They checked the video and saw nothing

They also said that they would pay for it anyone because they trust the DC folks' word.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Tonight Mexico Will Fail

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Two MLS teams are making it through to the next round tonight: God's Team :911:, aka DC United, and The Only MLS Team With A Real Chance, aka LA Galaxy

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Queretaro up 1-0 already. GG.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That was pathetic from DC

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

camoseven posted:

Two MLS teams are making it through to the next round tonight: God's Team :911:, aka DC United, and The Only MLS Team With A Real Chance, aka LA Galaxy

DC United coming out strong, looking like they've never played soccer. Like, ever.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Can't wait for DC to fail to convert this PK.

Called it.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And there's LA doing the MLS proud.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
MLS is... poo poo?!

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Jelle Van Damme is having a bit of a nightmare first half.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


whypick1 posted:

And there's LA doing the MLS proud.

Man I'd accuse the Galaxy of playing like trash even if I still recognized them

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

gtkor posted:

Jelle Van Damme is having a bit of a nightmare first half.

For loving real. He just tried to stop a shot with his hand, luckily for him it was going high and missed his arm.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

camoseven posted:

MLS is... poo poo?!

Goodnight. Maybe Seattle will be very slightly less poo poo tomorrow.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
When it rains it pours

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


LA isn't going to be good at international soccer until California gets given back to Mexico

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