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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
every reply in this thread should be "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."

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Jan 24, 2006

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Hobohemian posted:

This thread was a lot funnier than i expected. Props OP.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"This doesn't even make sense. How the gently caress would a sphinx even get inside my office in the first place??"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"Is it SAFE?"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

every reply in this thread should be "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"You want that promotion or not?"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

it always works

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"'Christ?' What an rear end in a top hat."

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:


"'Christ?' What an rear end in a top hat."

see what happens when you legalize gay marriage?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"I don't hear sucking."

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:


"'Christ?' What an rear end in a top hat."

that dude is the devil. Of course he's an rear end in a top hat

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

"It's all wrong! Did they even read my sphinx erotica?"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"Mmmf mrrrf mmpphh unhhhh."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"Welfare queens."

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Fun fact, the New Yorker is owned by a super rich guy/company who also owns a ton of other magazines

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"I have to be honest, this isn't what I was expecting when you promised to 'split me in half.'"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
New Yorker cartoons kinda suck, don't they

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"Oh no he's actually the perfect size for me."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

New Yorker cartoons kinda suck, don't they

yeah a bit.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"Hang on, gotta go see what the ol ball and chain wants."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"The chainsaws are partially deflated."

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

"Lube's in the left drawer Carl."

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Charles Addams was the only worth while New Yorker Cartoonist

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:


"The chainsaws are partially deflated."

lol

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going..."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"Let me tell you about Homestuck..."

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

"I don't care how it happened Mr. Williams; you are to stay 100 yards away from all elementary schools."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"Here you go, idiots!"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"I'm sick of you complaining about my 'fishy odor.'"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:


"Here you go, idiots!"

Comcast.jpg

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"If I killed myself I bet no one would even find me."

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Applewhite posted:

]http://i.imgur.com/n0AV9TR.jpg
"I'm sick of you complaining about my 'fishy odor.'"

NSFW PLEASE

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

"My wife is a slut"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

NSFW PLEASE

It ran in the new yorker I'm p. sure it's SFW.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:


"If I killed myself I bet no one would even find me."

what was the original quote on this one?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

"When I die, gently caress it i want to go to hell, cause i'm a piece of poo poo it aint hard to fuckin tell"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what was the original quote on this one?

"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."



JK

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"An 'Angry Birds' reference is disgraceful even for the New Yorker."

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"You let all the air out again, didn't you?"

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