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"Thin privilege is having people feed you bread because you look hungry."
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 "Eat poo poo, babykiller."
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Jul 31, 2015 00:02
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 Original Caption: "No I asked for a tiny penis." Applewhite fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Jul 31, 2015 |
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Jul 31, 2015 00:04
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Testikles posted:"Thin privilege is having people feed you bread because you look hungry." lol
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Applewhite posted:
compile all these and send them to the new yorker
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Jul 31, 2015 00:06
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 "I now regret filling the pool with sentient lava instead of water."
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Jul 31, 2015 00:07
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 "I'm afraid you're going to need yet another colonoscopy."
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Jul 31, 2015 00:09
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 "To anybody who froze the image at this exact moment it would look like I'm flying in formation with these ducks but I am, in fact, plummeting to my death." Applewhite fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Jul 31, 2015 |
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Jul 31, 2015 00:11
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 "It's called a period."
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Jul 31, 2015 00:31
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Testikles posted:
the angel should only have one red one
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Jul 31, 2015 00:35
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 "SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE?"
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Jul 31, 2015 00:41
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"Hey, who doesn't like to get fried now and then?"
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Jul 31, 2015 04:32
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it's a livin'
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Jul 31, 2015 04:56
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gleebster posted:"Hey, who doesn't like to get fried now and then?" lmao
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Jul 31, 2015 05:38
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Applewhite posted:
lolol
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Jul 31, 2015 06:13
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 "grandpa i appreciate you supporting my hipster lifestyle but I think youre taking it too far"
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Jul 31, 2015 06:18
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Ghaz posted:lolol It's the suspicious eyes that make it extra funny.
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Jul 31, 2015 06:21
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Applewhite posted:
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Jul 31, 2015 06:38
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haha everyone assumes the TV this goes to is really big, but no its a normal sized tv
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Jul 31, 2015 06:39
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Ghaz posted:haha everyone assumes the TV this goes to is really big, but no its a normal sized tv it's like you got that captain straight out of the new yorker
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Thompson when u turn around I better not see you wearing eyeshadow, because i just looked at my calendar and casual goth friday day was not circled NecroMonster posted:it's like you got that captain straight out of the new yorker are you saying my joke is lovely and unispired??
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Jul 31, 2015 06:42
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yes that was exactly it
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Jul 31, 2015 06:43
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"Hi Hermione, I hosed up and cast the tiny self spell. How do I turn him back into nothingness, destroying all his hopes and dreams and desires so that Uncle Dursley doesn't lock me in the cupboard again"
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Jul 31, 2015 06:45
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A genie gave this to me!
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Jul 31, 2015 06:47
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About 12 inches I guess
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Jul 31, 2015 06:55
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 "I never should have entered that rest stop bathroom knowing that I have Restless Legs Syndrome."
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Jul 31, 2015 07:31
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 "My real name is Steve, but the ladies call me Chupacabra"
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Jul 31, 2015 07:45
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They told me to drink 'til I had a personality
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Jul 31, 2015 08:22
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Applewhite posted:
butt jokes are always funny
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Jul 31, 2015 09:12
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Applewhite posted:
Hi Hintner
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Jul 31, 2015 10:05
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Jul 31, 2015 10:08
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Bravo.
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Jul 31, 2015 10:45
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 "I see youve found my infamous wall of things ive sucked off"
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Jul 31, 2015 10:52
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The New Yorker people are seeing all our weird captions and going "wtf" lol.
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Jul 31, 2015 11:32
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Applewhite posted:The New Yorker people are seeing all our weird captions and going "wtf" lol. Gotta be careful, there could be some dastardly cartoonists in this thread trying to steal these jokes.
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Jul 31, 2015 11:34
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 "Oh God... OH GOD!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!"
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 "I'll kill you before I let the police rescue you, Sally."
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