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Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Applewhite posted:

"This is gonna be the biggest bubble I ever blew."

Original Caption: "No I asked for a tiny penis."

lol

Are you wearing that snorkel upside-down?

Behind my desk, I have a giant mallet. Go ahead, give 'em a whack.

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
(I'm sure someone already did that one.)

I dunno. I just poop wherever.

The rocket on my back? That's to distract you while I roofie your drink.

Bored fucked around with this message at 12:34 on Aug 2, 2015

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 03:36

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Abugadu posted:

"Oh, haha, you 'turn tricks'. I get it. Really loving funny. Kind of an elaborate set-up for a pun, but whatever. I have a trick I'll be doing tonight too, it's called Juggling Some Blue Balls. Can I have my $50 back now?"

lol

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 02:24

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

"Occupado!"

Nice

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 06:42

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

eddoghetto posted:

"And when i looked back, there was only one set of giant rear end prints in the sand. Because I was sitting on his face..."

Thank you. I couldn't figure out how to make it a footsteps in the sand joke.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 22:58

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Applewhite posted:

"I'm the impotence fairy. This is impotence dust. As you can see, I'm using quite a bit. This is not the normal amount of impotence dust by any means."

loquacius posted:

"It's me, your fairy godmother. Yippee, what fun, etc. Anyway, I conjured up a beautiful princess for you. Full disclosure, we hit a few clubs on the way over here and eventually the clock struck midnight and she turned back into ash. Here she is anyway. You two lovebirds have fun. Christ, I'm hung over."

bobjr posted:

Mr. Sandman is sick tonight and asked me to bring you a dream but I have no idea how it works so I'm just doing whatever.

All of these are wonderful

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 07:01

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Puppy Galaxy posted:

how many people have seriously submitted a caption

i totally havent because, lol

If I didn't have to register, maybe I would consider it.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 04:07

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Absolute Lithops posted:

I can't tell if you're joking

Well, uh, it was a joke...

Edit: Apparently that cartoon is the original, which I did not know.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 21:15

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Blistex posted:

"This is the last loving "Hangover" movie I'm doing Zach!"

TwoFire posted:

"Big prick, meet BIGGER prick."

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 19:49

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Applewhite posted:

"It's cranberry sauce to go with the turkey and pumpkins those other guys brought in for the office Thanksgiving party. I just hope Frank remembered to bring the blow-up doll."

nice

"Now, what can you tell me about this cake?" "That's a table, sir."

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 03:36

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eddoghetto posted:

]
There are no maps or anything here, but you think there are becauase you're crazy in the head. Like that book about the king that gets a new wardrobe�

lol

# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 00:39

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