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 "My nickname in high school was Brundleparrot."
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Aug 1, 2015 09:17
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 "They say Frank is the cock of the walk"
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Aug 1, 2015 23:35
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 "Yes, this is Barry Egan, I am calling in regards of what took place the other night... I just wanted to tell everybody I know it was not fair what you did to me... and I am expecting my money back. I realize you have my home phone number... I'm away on vacation right now, if you guys wanna reach me... shortly I will be home and we can discuss how you can return my money. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure that the Police can be contacted and I could do that... and I feel like it's warranted, so let's figure something out! Like I said, I'll be home shortly, give me a call. Ok, thank you."
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Aug 2, 2015 00:16
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 If you think this is impressive, wait until you see the one in my pocket
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Aug 2, 2015 19:43
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 Do not, my friends, become addicted to money. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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Aug 3, 2015 05:01
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 "You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups. You got the A, B,C, and D. That's the biggest."
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Aug 3, 2015 13:41
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 "So, I play a Rear Admiral in the next Left Behind movie"
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Aug 3, 2015 19:48
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 People just assume I'm a Jimmy Buffet fan, but I'm more of a Flock of Seagulls guy.
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Aug 4, 2015 19:35
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 "I wish I were taller." Egbert Souse fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Aug 9, 2015 |
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Aug 9, 2015 05:55
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 "It's a very complicated move! I couldn't remember it all."
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Aug 9, 2015 15:54
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 "HAIL HYDRA"
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Aug 11, 2015 13:47
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 "Sorry about the red rocket, I was just going to read the articles in Playboy"
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Aug 11, 2015 18:50
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 "I saw two pies hit the President. His head went back after the first and to the left after the second. Back and to the left. There had to be a second clown on the grassy knoll." Egbert Souse fucked around with this message at 13:45 on Aug 13, 2015 |
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Aug 13, 2015 13:43
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 "Our heads keep hitting the top of the panel because the dumbfuck artist doesn't know how to center drawings"
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Aug 16, 2015 19:47
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Applewhite posted:
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Aug 23, 2015 22:02
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 So that's what Viagra does to pufferfish.
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