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"You should have seen the other bull!"
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Aug 3, 2015 11:53
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"I decided to make this the flight of my dreams, and I couldn't afford first class."
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Aug 3, 2015 13:21
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"I hope it destroys all those buildings over there, just think of the view we'll have!"
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Aug 3, 2015 13:31
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"When did you first notice your udders were missing?"
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Aug 3, 2015 13:33
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"And this is where we'll gather to protest Obama's new Gun Control laws!"
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Aug 3, 2015 13:58
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"Please skip prayer next time. You're bothering The Lord."
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Aug 3, 2015 14:00
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Applewhite posted:"Open gays for open carry." Oh, I didn't even notice that! Hah!
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Aug 3, 2015 14:03
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"This may be just incomprehensible enough to work!"
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Aug 3, 2015 14:04
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"That'll teach him making fake brand clothes."
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Aug 3, 2015 14:41
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"I caught this one hanging around in a Confederate Flag rally."
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Aug 3, 2015 15:47
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"I understand the other tattoos, but why the graph?"
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Aug 3, 2015 15:49
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"Well? Tell me what's going on out there! You know I'm blind!"
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Aug 3, 2015 16:04
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"I see you're ready for your waterboarding sentence. Carry him to the torture chamber, officers."
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Aug 3, 2015 17:11
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"I've never seen him sniff a dog's behind."
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Aug 3, 2015 18:29
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"No Rob, I won't swallow it just because you call it the Red Pill! ... Okay I will."
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Aug 3, 2015 19:17
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"What a scoop!"
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Aug 3, 2015 19:55
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"Hey, what say you we take this baby and make some fried chicken?! What? Why are you looking at me like that?"
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Aug 3, 2015 20:10
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"Boooooooooo! Am I right fellas?"
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Aug 3, 2015 21:00
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 "He started sleeping like this ever since he became a congressman."
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Aug 4, 2015 07:36
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 "Oh, everyone makes that mistake. It's actually a portable grain silo!"
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Aug 4, 2015 19:42
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"My ex-wife took my snuggy, so I took her blowup strap-on doll"
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Aug 5, 2015 18:17
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"No, honey, I'm alone, waiting for you to get up the elevator... No, no, nobody's here but me! I haven't been seeing hi-HE'S NOT A MONSTER, HE'S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!"
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Aug 5, 2015 18:27
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"Rumors say that Boobert is gonna be Employee of the Month again."
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Aug 5, 2015 19:51
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"What are you acting oh so tired for? It's not like stay-at-home moms do real work!"
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Aug 6, 2015 09:23
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"You should see the other guy!"
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Aug 6, 2015 18:45
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"It's for you."
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Aug 6, 2015 19:05
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"He died as he lived. Texting while driving."
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Aug 6, 2015 19:32
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"It's not Optimus, but it'll have to do."
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Aug 7, 2015 10:51
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"When do we get to the loving Point?!"
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Aug 7, 2015 15:24
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"J'accuse!"
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Aug 7, 2015 19:31
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"As a reward for living your whole life without eating pork, here in Heaven you can eat all the pork you want! And yes, I'm delicious."
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Aug 9, 2015 06:14
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"With him around, practically nobody notices my birthmark."
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Aug 10, 2015 13:29
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"Bow wow... Woof woof! GRrrrroof*!" *Dog speak for 'wait a minute.... this is all just adverts for dog food! and yet I can't... stop... reading!'
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Aug 11, 2015 14:09
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"I tried to summon the Old Ones from the Deep, and this is all I got."
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Aug 11, 2015 14:19
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"I deserve better than to be in this stupid biblical reference." "This is my son, the lolicon. He will not be inheriting this company when I retire."
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Aug 11, 2015 14:38
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"Mr. Luthor sir, you were Superman this whole time?!"
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Aug 11, 2015 14:53
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"Duuu-hu-hu-huuude. I'm, like, so high right now."
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Aug 11, 2015 15:07
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"It looks like astroturf to me."
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"Canada has refused Our demands. Gather the troops."
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